From FOXNews (live): Hillary Clinton collapsed while delivering a speech to the Chamber of Commerce near Buffalo. Developing…. **** update: AP reports that she was suffering from a stomach illness. She has been taken to a local hospital. **** update 2: FOXNews is now saying she has not been taken to the hospital after all. **** update 3: Senator Clinton will resume her regular speaking schedule, FOXNews is reporting. ****
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in which I extrapolate a political conclusion using geometrical properties of equality
In the run-up to today’s historic Iraqi moment, the liberal left repeatedly insisted that the January elections couldn’t take place on time. Now that they’ve taken place, that same liberal left is telling us that the elections they said could not take place were the “easy part.” — Which proclamations, when one deploys the transitive property of equality, express themselves in this simple equation: Left liberals → can’t be done
Iraqis Give Zarqawi the (ink-stained) Finger
I’m proud to be an American every day—but today, I’m especially proud.* **** If you have time today, take John Cole’s challenge. For instance, were you to be clicking around the blogs and come across something like this You know, I really wish Iraq were having an honest, safe, real election. But that isn’t happening, and that’s a shame. Even if you were and are opposed to this war, as
AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I WILL NOT HAVE YOU MOCK MY ART, 2
Click thumbnail to enlarge. **** Original here. Via Roger Simon.
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A note to the evil doers: When Glenn Reynolds starts sniping back, the terrorists have already lost!
“YOUR GORGEOUS BREASTS HUMILIATE ME!
“YOUR THONG IS THE PLAYGROUND OF THE DEVIL, YOUR HOOHAH BLOOD THE PORTAL TO HELL. “BUT MY ERECTION SHALL NOT BETRAY ME!”* **** (thanks to Kyle)
The further patriotic adventures of Captain Cannoli and his band of brisket pieces
From Newsmax.com: Disgruntled conspiracy filmmaker Michael Moore blasted the Democratic Party on Thursday, saying its field of candidates for 2008 consists of “a lot of wimps and losers.” “The Democrats are going to have a very hard time winning the next election,” he told London’s Channel Four. “The Republicans have a number of star players and the Democrats have a lot of wimps and losers.” Only last month Moore was
AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I WILL NOT HAVE YOU MOCK MY ART
From this morning’s email: Dear pw, I thought your readers might be interested in our humor poetry contest, now in its fourth year. Taking a page from Dave Barry, this contest invites people to make up absurd poems and send them to ‘vanity contests’ as a joke. Prizes are awarded to the best bad poems. There is no entry fee. Please let me know if you have any questions. ANNOUNCING
Breaking: Rocket strike inside green zone hits US Embassy compound; 2 dead, at least 6 injured
Via FOXNews and Reuters. Developing… **** update: via FOX. US forces identified, followed, and subsequently captured the 3 men responsible for launching the attack. **** update 2: A total of 7 insurgents have been arrested.
