“Killick, pass the word for my coxswain!” “Huh-huh. Coxswain. I want to see my coxswain. Huh-huh-huh. Do you want to see my coxswain? Huh-huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh. I want to put my coxswain in your vessel. Huh-huh-huh.”

Boy, you people are really losing it.  Angie links in comments to a perfectly good story about Anna Nicole’s youthful lesbian affair, and nary a peep.  Things are really going to hell in a hand basket when mundane trivialities like Jeff’s ongoing spat with the retards at Sadly, No get more comments than hot girl-on-girl action.  My favorite part (of course): Powledge blushes, giggles and covers her face with her

Ingredients: 1 3-color grease paint wheel, left over from that one Halloween when you decided you really needed authentic-looking bruises 1/4 oz Spirit gum 1/2 tube skin-tone (medium) silicon elastic appliance blend (swollen eye lid kit) 4 makeup brushes (varying sizes) Directions: Take a nap.  While sleeping, have your three-year old son awaken from his nap before you, find his way into your utility closet, and open the red plastic

Smoking bans, mandatory bicycle helmets, “no busking” laws—and now this.  All over the plains, long-dead cowboys are rolling over in their rotting pine boxes—while Nancy Pelosi, wearing a Cardinal red power suit and a look of perpetual surprise, fights routinely injected toxins to curl her lip into a wry smile…

First beaver spotted in New York City in 200 years Fake Private Parts Are No Joke, Myers Says Gelgameks Self Advancement Through Creepy Atmosphere Promotion! They Eat Their Young

Well then.  Looks like every conceivable story has already been covered here today.  Guess I’ll go watch “The View.”

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP)—A tour bus of U.S. senior citizens defended themselves against a group of alleged muggers, sending two of them fleeing and killing a third in the Atlantic coast city of Limon, police said on Thursday. One of the tourists – a retired member of the U.S. military aged about 70 – put assailant Warner Segura in a head lock and broke his clavicle after the 20-year-old

Bwahahahaha!  Over at Patterico’s. h/t FA Ace has something about Demon Bats over at his site, for those who are afficionados. Allah admits cosmic irrelevance; Marcotte fails to follow suit.

A man who fell sixteen stories from a Minneapolis Hyatt, only to have his fall cushioned by a fabric overhang, says that he sees the hand of God in his survival and has begun going to church for the first time in years. Atheist rationalist gets angry about this, concluding:

From Furriskey.  They measure and match 37 dimensions of compatibility. Chimpanzees fashioning deadly weapons in West Africa.  I’d blame the Chimperor, but the victims are bush babies: still, I think that it’s clear that if not for American hegemony this would not be happening.  Will the UN do anything to stop the genocide being conducted against bush babies?