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Hey, we’re likely to see more beavers in the future!
That’s an awful long time to keep legs crossed.
Obviously this is somehow connected to the global holocaust that is global warning.
But if we reduce our CO2 emissions enough, we can return to a NY free of the marauding rodents.
You gotta be careful tho in the West Village. You think you’ve bagged yourself a nice beaver, and then it’s all like “whoa, you’re a dude, put that thing away.”
So alls I’m saying is those biologists in the story could be wrong . . .
DEVELoPING . . .
Watch out! That New York beaver can be some pretty rough stuff. Keep both hands on your walet, ear plugs definitely a must, and a large supply of penecillin is strongly advised.
Also try to sex it first. You want to make sure you’re getting what is advertised.
I thought this was another Britney Spears post. Imagine my surprise.
Does he have any idea what lies down this path? I don’t think he do.
I’m glad guys like Myers are on the case with repspect to fake nutsacks hanging from trailer hitches. We can’t be too careful about stuff like that. After all, its for The Childrenâ„¢
That guy looks kind like a Ferengi.
So Hillary would still be able to display a … pair on the trailer hitch of her truck?
I’ve got a giant shot gun shell covering the ball on my hitch. I’m sure the libs love that too.
Ah, Nosferatu.
happyfeet, I’m sure he knows what lies down that path, and I don’t think he cares so long as he gets to be the one giving orders.
As I said yesterday – I’m game. Who wants to plat Dzerzhinsky to my Stalin?
It’s the nutroots vaunted “puptent” strategy.
And happyfeet – remember, Stollers is part of MYDD, which one member, Bowers, was mocked here for his desire to be part of the small revolutionary circle or clique that overthrows the old elites.
No, they know exactly where it leads, and methinks they are salivating at the thought of finally getting at the enemies of the people. And if banning a network doesn’t sound like round one of naming and banning enemies of the people, then I don’t know what would.
Totalitarian thugs in training.
Wow.
Them eeeeevil Rethuglicans sure get around, don’t they?
“Who wants to plat Dzerzhinsky to my Stalin?”
Mikey, they’ve got a number of people who would give anything to be the Red (or Blue, as the case may be) Inquisitor. Dzerzhinsky, however, may not be the right example. Whatever his many faults, Feliks had some principles, disagreeable as they may have been. No, these folks remind me more of Yezhov or worse, Beria. Short, petty, resentful, sadistic twerps with a giant chip on their collective shoulders. But hey, we’re the brownshirts right? Fine, I’ll just call them little chekists and we can leave it at that.
Now, now, mikey, they have them there SUPERIOR heartfelt values and ideals! Why wouldn’t we want to be under their thumb … ur … allow them to govern?
You’d have freedom of speach as long as it wasn’t that icky hate speech. You’d have freedom of religion as long as you didn’t put up a creche or pray out loud, well, anywhere and you’d have to be willing to be considered an ignorant christofascist godbag or despotic zionist joooooo! And, best off all, you’d have the freedom to submit to the jihadists one step at a time because eventually they will all see that a new, kinder,
stupider, gentler America has renounced all of its hegemonic, imperialist ways and is a peace loving, public dole feeding, fairie flying utopia where we all ride bicycles, only need electricity on weekdays and the Patriarchy has been replaced by Mother Hillary and Nana Pelosi. Of course, that submission will be easy with all of the guns locked up in approved, peace loving gun armouries.They’ll also get rid of that awful, war mongering country music. (Except for the Dixie Chicks ‘cause they’re teh cheeky!)
So, what’s your problem?
Ah, but old Felix got the Cheka going, crushed the Kronstadt Uprising, and was such a useful ally to Uncle Joe. If he didn’t have that heart attack in 1926, who knows how far he would have gone (or who would have gone first). Nothing against Beria for the role because he was a right cold evil blood-steeped begger. Maybe I just like obscure references.
Thus I don’t disagree with you in principle cjd, just – perhaps – in execution.
Muhhahahaha.
BJ, I just like speaking truthishness to power-lusting. It makes me feel rebellious, like I’m really sticking it to the man, man.
Mikey:
“The Man” just called me and asked me to pass on a request:
STOP POKING ME! (man)
Then he muttered something about waterboarding and hung up on me…
“Thus I don’t disagree with you in principle cjd, just – perhaps – in execution.
Muhhahahaha.”
Touche, Mikey. And oh yeah, *groan*
BJT
If you didn’t buy that Dixie Chicks albumn, you are a Nazi! Now get your wallet out and buy yourself some of their free speech! And maybe a T-shirt too.
Like Jim, I first wondered why BRITNEY SPEARS going to New York was noteworthy.
Hey, where can I get a set of those fake testicles?
When Pres. Billary shows up to collect mine, maybe I could slip those in the lockbox, instead of my own.
Apparently, Leiberman has said a switch to the republical party is on the table.
I wonder if replacing Howard Dean as NDC chairman is one of his demands to take it off.
LMC:
No! Not if you strapped me down, taped my eyes open and made me watch a continuous loop of Cindy Sheehan press conferences with her special guest Cynthia McKinney!
Um…
Ok, I’ll buy it. Please?
BJT,
Good, now stop making fun of those brave, brave women who because of their controversial stance only have millions and millions of dollars sitting between them and Bush’s breadline.
Que?
That last link is from 2003, when the world was new and all things seemed possible.
hummm, alphie is right.
Nevermind, take Leiberman off the table.
Alphie:
Historical perspective is support of current events.
Try it sometime. Wait, don’t do that. It’ll just result in really silly engineering projects.
I saw an intriguing recipe for hot buttered bearded (beard optional) beaver recently. The chef cautioned, however, not to use New York or California beaver. Apparently the self-importance and preening morality of New York and California beaver overwhelms the dish and leaves a fowl aftertaste.
I have to laugh about anatomically correct animal parts getting banned. Near my home is a Mexican restaurant with a lifesized statue of a bullfighter and bull. And yes, the bull has balls.
What the hell is our culture’s anti-obsession with the penis and testicles? Face it people, men still have them, and it’s about time some people got used to it. If this shit keeps up, I’m going to buy a Utilikilt just so I can have Britney moments getting in and out of my Jeep.
And that pool table better not be visible from the sidewalk, mister.
If this shit keeps up, I’m going to buy a Utilikilt just so I can have Britney moments getting in and out of my Jeep.
This is why I kept smoking. Seriously. I’ve quit for over a year, I have the willpower, it’s not an “addiction” for me—but as soon as I’d quit, I’d hear another anti-smoking story that made me so angry that I’d go out and buy another pack (in the States, Dunhill Lights or Nat Shermans, but here in Canada where we have crazy label laws and “licensed” Marlboros and Dunhills, the best I can get in Alberta are Belgian “Vanilla Dreams”, or Galouise Blondes if I’m in Vancouver – because, let’s face it, I don’t want to smoke *crap*). I only smoke, at most, a pack a week, but, it’s the principle of the thing, darn it!
I’ve had to give it up for real now that we’re seriously trying to have a baby. Still makes me mad, though.
Maybe I should just get a baby seal coat instead. Perfect for the Edmonton climate!
Here in Edmonton there are some “anatomically correct” bull statues. Many Canadians laugh at us “prudish” Americans, but considering the way things are going up here, I’d be surprised if these fellers aren’t “neutered” soon, what between feminists and Islamists (a 21st-century pincer movement on Canadian culture – what there is of it).
However, don’t you sometimes wonder if these aren’t just “cock-and-bull” stories? ;^)
Not just stories, no … apparently Maryland truckers are patsies, though. Out here the balls are made of what looks like, from a safe following distance of course, brass. And that’s just on your average pickup, not a semi.
I haven’t seen any yet in Georgia, this is seriously disturbing to think that our rednecks may be lagging behind Maryland rednecks.
I’ll tell you this: it hurts when you scrape those suckers going over a speed bump.
Not to worry, B Moe. They’re around.
Not on my truck, though.
Yet.
I’ve seen them here. they were blue.