Boy, you people are really losing it. Angie links in comments to a perfectly good story about Anna Nicole’s youthful lesbian affair, and nary a peep. Things are really going to hell in a hand basket when mundane trivialities like Jeff’s ongoing spat with the retards at Sadly, No get more comments than hot girl-on-girl action. My favorite part (of course):
Powledge blushes, giggles and covers her face with her hands when asked if Smith reciprocated her affections in the bedroom.
“She was very considerate. Very sweet. Very,” she said bashfully.
For those of you who don’t habla Euphemism, here’s a translation:
Reporter: “So, did she………you know.”
Powledge: “Like a litter of hungry kittens!”
One of my best friends back in Maryland was the manager of a prominent seafood restaurant (no jokes, please), and he in turn was best friends with the manager of Good Guys, the number one titty bar in D.C. For you yokels who are thinking of joining the Army, that’s full nudity in the big city. Which allowed the dancers to get really creative with their teeny-tiny lawn mowers. Good times. So you can imagine my surprise when I found out that Anna Nicole had a lesbian “affair” that started when she was a dancer. Could have knocked me over with a feather. Anyone who’s ever listened to “Loveline” knows that story backwards and forwards. Abuse as a child, daddy issues, drugs, acting out sexually, etc.
Good thing she got over all that stuff later in life.
Being a stripper is natures way of telling you – somethings wrong.
Unless of course you are saving all your money to go to college….law school even.
Yeah, if I had a dollar for every stripper who told me she was saving up for college I’d have, uh, about 80% of the dollars I used to tip strippers.
Seafood, huh. I hear those dancers enjoy some good red snapper every now and then.
Powledge sounds like a dog’s name out of a Victorian-era tale.
Not that I mean this poor girl is bad or anything.
I RESENT THAT!
The first thing I did was link to the lesbian story.
Hey, if we’re gonna dog the nicks, well, let’s see…furriskey, huh? Is that a reference to the area of the furriest kitty needing the tiny teenie lawn boy?
Or just a keychain?
;D
My God. That keychain looks like a strangulation kink gone horribly wrong.
Weren’t any comments because the other chick was ugly.
Just sayin’ is all.
Precisely, LMC. Not what I would call “Hot girl on girl action”.
And no-one wants to be accused of spreading ugliness around the internet.
Poetic license and all that, yannow?
I was actually wondering myself why she was so hot to pursue that woman. It’s not like she couldn’t have had any babe she wanted.
She was looking for a Daddy.
It is also genetic. According to the NIDA.
Addiction is a Genetic Disease.
I repost from a reader who says that all the female heroin addicts he met were sexually molested.
Dr. Lonnie Shavelson did a book on the subject.
It may be that one of the biggest things we can do to reduce drug abuse is to reduce child abuse.
MW: respect38
Yeah, I hate to refer to Loveline again, but it was really eerie how every single time they had a caller who was acting out sexually, or drug-addicted, or whatever, she’d been abused.