“Oh.  And everybody gets free cable, too.” “Replace the phallocentric-sounding ‘gouging’ with the more gender-neutral ‘rubbing.’” “Free Mumia!” “$1.49 for a Snicker’s Bar, eh?  Well, how you like us now, Conoco ‘convenience’ store?” “And of course, by forcing lower gas prices, we’ve made it easier for Bushco to BRING THE TROOPS HOW NOW!” “The Man is going to be walking funny for a week after this one, you can bet

From Tom Scocca, writing in the New York Observer: The anti-light-bulb campaign [by Mayor Michael Bloomberg] isn’t creeping socialism—it’s nanny-state capitalism:  a cross-ideological alliance to force-market lousy products to the public.  The left gets to see environmental virtue written into law; the right gets to see the negative consequences of that law fall on individual consumers, rather than, say, the power industry. Because of course, we on “the right” are

When I finally get around to updating and upgrading the site, I’ll be concentrating of fixing trackback issues, server clock problems, and formatting glitches that affect the way my posts are linked and indexed. But what I’d like to know is, what do you all want to see in the refurbished site? I understand that a question like this leaves open the door for clever quips—and those are fine—but I

One of my favorite blog writers, Velociman, looks at the Immigration Reform Bill and sees…well, not much to get worked up about: I don’t understand the rage, the incredible grassroots frothing at the mouth over this impending immigration “reform” bill. Firstly, no one has read it. Secondly, once they do they won’t understand it. Thirdly, of course, it’s just going to legitimize 12 million illegal aliens, with the merest of

The facts are indisputable.  People in those countries [with government-funded health-care systems] live longer than us, they have a lower infant mortality rate, they spend only half the money that we spend per person on health care and yet they have a healthier nation.  There’s no part of that picture that I’m painting that is untrue.—Michael Moore, quoted by the associated press Ready?  Begin!

Raise your hand if this surprises you one bit. **** update:  Put your hand down, Senator Kennedy.  I said “bit.” This ain’t Hooters, buddy, and I ain’t handing out free potato skins—no matter how much you promise to tip me. 

What?  Colonizing Boulder and subsidizing Ward Churchill ain’t enough for the Culture Warriors at CU?  From Vincent Carroll, “Suspect Academics”: ike most large universities, the University of Colorado does not prescribe a narrow core curriculum — a particular course in Western civilization or U.S. history, for example, in which every student must enroll. But apparently some gaps in education are more critical than others. Enter “The Contemporary Research University and

Brian Timm, via email: Hey Jeff, Last year, a buddy of mine sent me an MP3 of a gal by the name of Shirley Q. Liquor, singing “The Twelve Days of Kwanzaa”.  I loved it, but assumed it was done by a black man or woman, whom one would expect can get away with such humor. I was reading the latest issue of Rolling Stone last night, and came across

***EXCLUSIVE!  MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM**** Dan Collins sends along this AP story, that for all its probing can’t seem to pinpoint the party affiliation of Minnesota state Senate President James Metzen: The president of the state Senate was arrested on drunken driving charges hours after gaveling the 2007 session to a close and then apparently celebrating at an inn favored by government workers. James Metzen was stopped in his sport

Plot Summary:  “Oops.  Nevermind.  Just found her head in the freezer, wrapped in some butcher paper and tucked inside a plastic Target bag. “Must have forgotten to take my Haloperidol again.  Which, if the last time is any indication, means that poor Susan likely looked for all the world to me like some giant evil chicken come to pilfer my emergency stash of Del Monte creamed corn, then dig out