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I’m just happy to think that soon he’ll be among his own kind.
I didn’t know Utah had a Douchebag Caucus.
Wait, forgot about Bennett. Must be an informal thing, then.
Is it just me or does he look like Shia Labeouf thirty years from now?
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Well … maybe it is me … BEING AN OUTLAW! … sorta …
Oh….nonononononono.
Wait. Where’s the mind control? Where’s the Scientific Wrestling?
I may never stop laughing.
Tuataras are from New Zealand; I’m pretty sure they can’t even run for Congress.
Jeff, have you seen Dinner for Schmucks? I dare you to see it and NOT think of Jake Shannon when Zach Gafaeifofddskklkdsf’s character is on-screen.
“I will fix the deficit … with my miiiiiiind!”
This is funny beyond words.
More funny than Weigel’s race-baiting at Salon.
Thinking about it, he’s probably just padding his resume. Unless he plans to hypnotize the electorate.
I don’t know how funny this is. I will be on the lookout for reports of peoples’ heads exploding.
“What’s that you say? you are a proud progressive? … ” FOOM!
Am I the only one that thinks he looks like an alien?
the confuzzled looking little eagle bird reading the manifesto completely sells it
Aliens are far outside my experience, but I’ve seen an asshole or two in my time JD. This guy is another.
Christ Jeff, coffee exploded on the screen with that “third eye” crack. Good stuff. And I agree both with JD about the alien thing, and BJTexas with the Shia LeBeouf thing.
Too funny beyond words.
Still laughing.
The man is a legendary knob. God bless him.
He certainly doesn’t suffer from a deflated sense of self.
Please, please, please let him engage in crazy ass publicity stunts.
I don’t know what we’ve done to deserve such high quality amusement.
One might predict that his coming electoral defeat will have absolutely no effect on his self-puffery either Darth.
Rome had a horse for a senator; Italy got a porn queen into the Chamber of Deputies. And the US is going for ET in a lycra body suit, brandishing his Mace of Power. Should make for good reality TV.
Is he from the planet Remulac?
Like the rest of the Coneheads?
“Come hear me speak under The Moons of Mimsor!”
“Is he from the planet Remulac?”
Sphincterria
LOL
“…and from the White House comes a report that the President showed up at this mornings cabinet briefing in white face, announcing that his post-racial programs are finally starting to show results…..”
Oh, darn — looks like Numbuh One grew up.
He looked better with the shades on.
If you look deep into his eyes you can see the liberties. They look a lot like Dali paintings … or Jackson Pollack on a two week LSD bender.
Hear me, Rylans! When the green moon of Galon is eclipsed, the Ko-Dan Armada will invade! And not even your mighty Starfighters will be able to save you!
Dorothy Rabinowitz has a piece on the WSJ opinion page today dealing with the massive multiple failures of interpretation currently running through the politically leftist ruling class in America, which failures that ruling class would like to see forced on the rest of the polity. Such gaping stupidities ought of themselves to constitute good cause to remove these ignorant jokers from power.
I did not see anything about his serial dishonesty, abject mendoucheity, polymath skillz, or his ability to hypnotize.
But, Congress is a natural place for him. He should feel right at home.
You can like him on Facebook!
I don’t like him off Facebook. Why would I like him any better on it?
By Rothgar’s Hammer, you will be avenged!
I was just amused. Some days the threshold is lower than others.
If he can get elected, though, isn’t that a sign that he can hypnotize everyone?
As Obama’s election proved, there is no shortage of people willing to be hypnotized.
THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYyyyyyyeEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaGGGggggggg hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH
By the way, where is PEACE BE UPON HIM these days? ;)
He looks like the Applewhite Heavens Gate guy who cut his balls off and then offed himself.
Okay, I’ll bite. The linked page looked like standard political stuff, albeit libertarian. What do you guys know about him that I don’t?
T+T
T + T: See here and the several other posts related to Jake Shannon. Punch his name into the search window for more.
BJT,
Thanks. Wow. Now please clear up another point: Is the consensus here that he would raise or lower the tone in Congress? He seems to have some mental defenses (which puts him ahead)–but against what? Also, would he increase the entertainment value CongressTV? Imagine him and Maxine Waters alternately questioning Mr. Bernanke on the economy.
T+T
I think the sense of him is that he’s a charlatan and batshit crazy. Other than that, talk to Jeff.
Somebody better get to happyfeet’s secret crush to make sure she doesn’t endorse this maroon.
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