— ‘Cause those guys have their work cut out for them these days…
Perhaps if they speak in dulcet tones, use “helpful,” carefully-crafted and PC-vetted language, and remind us of our forthcoming return to “power” — wherein nothing much will change, save for the party designation doing the spending and the promoting of their own peculiar vision of necessary statism — all will be well!
Unicorns!
Why aren’t there any Republicans in the GOP any more?
I think of Republicans as gryphons. And when spring is in the air, and the thoughts of unicorns and gryphons turn to bipartisanship, ofttimes the result is a chimera.
T+T, I’d extend your question to ask why there aren’t any people not in love with the taste of their own shit in the GOP any more?
Now the RNC is allegedly defrauding conservatives. The RNC is a RINO factory. Time for a strike.
The RNC has got to go. It’s run by country-club Republicans who represent the statist establishment not conservatives.
Ever wonder why you can’t get a real conservative on the national ballot? The RNC. Wonder why the Republican Party supports liberals in northeastern states? The RNC. Wonder why we need an outside-the-GOP Tea Party to represent conservatives? The RNC.
The RNC establishment has got to go. Now, please.
Oh, goody! While all of us are rallying around the idea of a tidal wave of fiscal sanity washing over the November election the brandy sippers at the RNC can’t even keep their own fiscal house in order.
Inspiring confidence, they are!
What’s next? Tom Delay and his crew will be brought in to bring “fiscal sanity and corporate Caribbean golf outings” to the Republican hierarchy? I suspect the auditor will be banished to the Fairbanks office where he’ll be tasked with looking up unreported expenses by the Palin family … and in charge of buying a wedding gift for Bristol and
dumassLevi. A high end hunting knife, maybe.Sorry but this really … pisses … me … off.
You’re not a GOP booster blogger? I… I had no idea.
The not so funny thing is, many of them will eventually reach their limit and come around to your (dare I say our?) way of thinking. When that happens, they’ll act as if they figured it out all by themselves.
Many, of course, will continue to capitulate no matter what, because they are pussies.
If you want to stop the RNC, stop giving them money, and tell them why you won’t give them money. If you want to donate, donate to candidates directly.
that’s corruption
there are a lot of self-styled would-be leaders what support this Steele piece of shit and it’s time to start calling them on it
I dream of the GOP restoring fiscal sanity to government, but then I remember them folding like cheap lawn chairs during the budget battle of 1995 amidst all the whining over “cuts” to school lunch programs et al.
I’d say that they are in love with the apple-wood paneled offices, the taste of Corvasier and those big fish outings off of Cabo.
I’m gonna get creamed for this statement but: Without excusing every excess of the last several weeks, I really do see, buried in all that, happyfeet’s point about “princess” and “cowardly” Republicans screwing up the process. I’d add “corrupt” and “weasily collegial” to that list.
INCOMING!!
Because it is worth repeating.
Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos, ahem Blackwell. But you have to figure this is not Steele’s shoulders alone, that passel of ‘rocket surgeons’ some call “the Clique” who spent last spring and summer denouncing
the tea parties, who now steer the likes of the Whitman campaign, into the shoals of defeat against Governor Moonbeam, yes those geniuses need to take a bow
Btw, it’s the same crew, that discovered the ‘wardrobe issue’ during the campaign, and either didn’t know
the facts, or deliberately lied about how they were purchased and returned. We have the same crew in Florida that spent about 2 million dollars in non camapaign related expenses in Florida, wonder why we
lost the state, including Charlie’s precious I-4 corridor
Well, george, I’ll tell ya what. If those RINO douch-bags in California can’t beat Jerry “he never exhaled” Brown then we should all place orders with Squid and Cranky-D for pitchforks and tar and cudgels and drive the lot of them into the sea.
The ones that survive the trip, of course.
I’m thinking of coming out with some “Election Special” cudgels. I understand the Squid company is working on a premium line of tar and feathers. Business is booming.
Done, done, and done.
I thought the GOP lacked cojones back in the day. It is much worse now.
Speaking of, I wonder what the effect (and possible criminal liability) would be of a virtual tar and feathering. I.e, sending a fax containing nothing but the word TAR (either in huge page-filling font, or repeated a la The Shining), then sending another fax reading FEATHERS.
The national parties may get attention, but they really aren’t important. The true power lies at the county and state level where the candidates and most of their aides come from. Change has to be done through capturing the local parties, giving you control of the state parties. Concentrating on the RNC is looking at a top-down solution, and that will not occur because the source of the problem has not been addressed. The RNC will change when the state parties put the pressure on it to change.
Yes indeed Mikey–and that is a tough job,because the “good old boy” clique at this level is as solidly entrenched. Damn near takes the threat of physical force to make a change. It CAN be done, but shitfire, it DO be difficult.
Well Mikey, as I’ve pointed out take a look at the state party down here, formerly headed by Greer, now in jail selected by Crist, they were the ones who signaled the RNC to endorse Charmin Charlie a year before the primary despite the membership’s objections
#20 – darn right. I have had enough of the asshats around my township. I am going to become a precinct committee-creature either this Fall, or next primary. Enough.
I didn’t say it would be easy, did I? But complaining about the RNC and the good-old-boy cliques in the state and county parties isn’t going to feed the bulldog. If you are serious about wanting to change things then you have to get active locally, and then in the state party. You have to do this, because it won’t change unless the people inside are pushing that change.
Yes, you will get push-back – I believe I said in the Ryan thread that Business As Usual does not like threats because those who are invested in the business do not want to see their livelihoods and power going away. But that is the only answer, and would be the advice I would give to any tea partier – infiltrate and hijack the local and state party apparatuses.
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The AP still knows how it’s done:
Stop?
Complain all you want, I’m basking in a warm glow inspired by our wonderful California legislature today. The state may be broke, working on month two of no budget, and looking at a governor race that is a mirror image of the premo candidate choice of the last presidential election, but finally, finally I say, the critical and crucial grocery bag emergency has been addressed. No more plastic bags for us! No more free paper bags either. I’m so proud…
“He wanted to say goodbye and he loved everybody,” said Joanne Hannah, whose daughter Kristi had dated Thornton for eight years.
I raise a glass in your direction, Lee, and I celebrate having left California a decade ago.
Hah, Pablo, and moved to Massachusetts/Rhode Island. Bravo!
even Schwarzenhomo wouldn’t sign that… would he?
oh.
It’s the carbons, ‘feets, the evil, evil carbons. Bankruptcy and misery pales in comparison.
If they ban plastic bags here, I’ll begin dumping my garbage in the street.
yes and did you see where Smeg is opposed to offshore drillings? And she thinks she’s qualified to be governor.
This is not the way you coax a little pikachu to the polls.
I’ll be visiting my father in CA in a few weeks. I shall endeavor not to offend the locals with my flyover country ways.
BTW, I used to just throw garbage in the can, but we got a notice saying I was REQUIRED to bag all my trash. So, I’m doing my part to send more plastic to the landfill.
I read something a while back about how those re-usable bags our government thinks is best to schlep to the store with you each time you go (heaven forfend you decide at the last minute to go — and have to shell out money for bags you’re going to toss out anyway) are creating a health risk because nobody washes the things.
Dead people are good for the environment, I guess.
No plastic bags? What will people put cat crunchies in?
or porn
The correct word is “divest.”
I’m beginning to think we should all just laugh at this stuff and engage in widespread civil disobedience.
“So, what are you in here for, Bruno?”
“I killed fifteen people with a chainsaw, then I ate them. You?”
“I insisted on small plastic bags to carry my groceries in. AND I’D DO IT AGAIN, TOO, SO BEST NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!”
Crazy, ain’t it? But it’s just RI and I can be outta here in 15 minutes if I need to be.
So, just to be clear, you’re not Bruno is this scenario, right?
So it’s about 25 years from: Plastic grocery bags are goodgoodgood for Gaia, and you’re an evilevilevil person if you don’t use them
to: Plastic grocery bags are badbadbad for Gaia, and you’re an evilevilevil person if you do use them.
I wish 4 out of 5 scientists would make up their minds.
That would be funny, Oregon or Nevada border towns suddenly noticing a pick-up in Californians buying blackmarket bulk plastic bags for resale in the idiot state.
heard that martin sheen recently duct tadpe his mouth and put a plastic bag over his head in protest but he’s still alive/to protest another day
so Schwarzenhomo and his dirty socialist friends are destroying two industries actually.
Awesome.
what are eccentric recluse billionaires gonna wear on their feet if plastic bags are outlawed?
bread bags might would work maybe
Yeah, because Martin Sheen’s dissent is being quashed. Please. What a bunch of loons.
I’ve never tried.
I have a bunch of reusable grocery bags from various stores. I’m OK with choosing to be environmentally responsible but it’s not the most important reason why I chose to go in this direction. Frankly, they hold more stuff, are easier to carry and easier to load/unload.
BECAUSE OF THE CHOICE!
Just as Jeff may choose to throw his trash in the street … and the neighborhood may choose to burn down his house … or sumthin.
That was an accident.
And the neighborhood didn’t do it.
And it wasn’t his house anymore.
And why is everybody looking at me like that?
J’Accuse!!
You misunderstand. It’s just the bags they pack your groceries in. The plastic garbage bags you use for putting all the plastic packaging in are cool I guess.
Kleenex boxes make good slippers. Of course, disposable tissues will be outlawed next.
Very soon, *all* restaurants will be Taco Bell!
Don’t kid yourself, LBascom. One or two of the transcendent geniuses sitting in Sacramento will, eventually, come to the conclusion that if one category of plastic bags is evil, they must all be evil.
It’s the consequence of no critical thinking skills and a delusional view of how things should work.
No, I don’t misunderstand. We have lots of little trashcans — in the bathrooms, in the office, in the bedrooms — that we line with those grocery bags. Our way of getting multiple uses out of them.
So without a way to constrain that garbage, I’ll just dump all that shit in the street, instead.
I forgot about using those plastic market bags for trashcan liners. That’s what my father and sister do. I guess they, like many, will end up buying other plastic bags to do that job.
So many legislators are too stupid to breath.
I haven’t bought trash bags in like a decade cause my apartment is very close to the trash chute but I think I have enough what haven’t been recycled to last a good while except if I move to a new place that doesn’t have a trash chute then that’s different… it will be change.
Change is gay.
In the world of a legislator, there are no unintended consequences. If there are, they can pass even more laws to fix that. Win-win!
I forgot about using those plastic market bags for trashcan liners
We do that too. It’s the “Reuse” part of that “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” mantra the Watermelons are proliferating. But in this case what we’re using to “reuse” is, I guess, Teh Hoor of Babbelon.
what happen to the little taco bell dog? did he become a taco?
saw a documentry about the seattle new world order and these two anachist lit a dumpster on fire/they were all dressed in black and looked like the ramones/and they lit the dumpster and pushed it down the street at the coppers and these two hippie old chicks were standing next to theem and asked them/ was there any plastic in that dumpster? cuz they were concerned about the toxic affects of burning plastic or something
and the punks replied/ fuck off
comedy gold i tell ya!
Ah. Garbage bags, I see. Oh well, there’s still Target bags. And Walmart bags. And every other freak’in store that uses plastic bags. Just not those terrible nasty evil grocery bags. Those are right out.
California is too dain-bramaged to survive more than another decade or so. Some clever wordsmith out to get to work on an epic satire about the struggles of the Joad family and other Callies as they flee California for saner pastures in flyover country.
California is too dain-bramaged to survive more than another decade or so. Some clever wordsmith out to get to work on an epic satire about the struggles of the Joad family and other Callies as they flee California for saner pastures in flyover country.
Except these dumbfucks bring their voting habits with them when they flee. Cognitive dissonance is embedded in the DNA of these assholes.
We use those for poopy diapers. When I visit LA, I will throw the poopy diapers at politicians.
shirley sherrod slave master:
link
villalapoopydiaperosa
“. . . bring their voting habits with them. . . ”
So the seeds of the current troubles were planted by the Okies? Hey, could be.
these dumbfucks bring their voting habits with them when they flee
And that’s where a clever satirist could play off of Steinbeck. Callies get treated like Oakies.
Enid or Bust!
To all the commenters criticizing the RNC and demanding it changed, are any of you actually IN the Republican Party? That is, are you a precinct committeemen? Only precinct committeemen are eligible to vote for the Party leaders. Indirectly, they vote for the RNC delegates (state chairman and two RNC delegates from each state). “Mere” registered Republicans don’t have any say in these elections. Period.
If you want to get into the real ball game of Republican politics, become a Republican Party precinct committeeman.
Do you know the boundaries of your “political neighborhood,” your precinct?
Know the names of any of your precinct’s precinct committeemen? (Might not be any — over HALF of these slots were vacant in the 2008 election cycle.)
Know the name of your precinct?
Know any of the Republicans who live in?
Ever gone door-knocking in your precinct to help Get Out The Vote?
It’s easy to become a PC. The “powers that be” inside the Party don’t want you to become one. Because if conservatives filled up all of the empty slots, they would, along with the existing conservatives in the Party PC ranks already, you’d have a strong majority of conservatives within the Party and we’d be able to elect conservative leaders at all levels — and the RNC chairman would then be a conservative.
It’s vital that you get INSIDE the Party where the real ball game is played. It’s easy. It’s just good, old-fashioned American Civics — which, unfortunately, they haven’t been teaching in the public schools for decades.
Go here to learn more: http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com
For Liberty,
Cold Warrior
Will the poor be able to use foodstamps on the re-usable bags now?
i remember seeing a film about some toronto rock festival and john lennon was performing/ and yok ono came out and crawled in a(toke)bag man
it was like watching a slow motion car accident/ it was happening/ i saw it
unfortunately i’ll never forget it/ i sometimes wish zombies would eat my brains
have you now or have you ever been
If Sitting Bull had been a Republican Congressional leader, Custer would be in the pantheon of American military heroes with Patton and MacArthur.
If McConnell & Boehner had been responsible for the defense of Stalingrad, Russia would be the largest Germanic-speaking land mass on the planet.
Boy, do we conservatives need some new leadership or what?
my people are from Enid … well that’s the nearest big city close to their town what was population 31 last time we were there
#76 – see #23.
In protest of the rape of Mother Gaia due to plastic bags, leftists should place plastic bags over their heads.
Great, yet another border we’ll have to guard.
Just make sure that the protest is held before Election Day.
The Democrats already have the plasic bags/car trunks/boxes/closets full of pre-printed votes ready to go, so if the 12% of Americans that are liberal voters decide to off themselves?
Eh…what can you do?
This is how RNC throws elections. THREW 1996 WITH Dole so Ken Starr could do sham impeachment on sex as planned and escape. All non-viable candidate squad for POTUS, “winner” calls Judge Ginsberg, great when she is grate ing on everyone’s nerves, her 90 in a row monochrome hires…many assumed she was doomed. We get a list of GOP senators who like Kegan…we have a list of punks to dump, in case we didn’t have them listed. RNC needs to be put on notice. NO MORE GAMES! We win with a conservative, they lose with the incumbent, when election cheat/union money fails to get them victory.
this map shows that Mr. Daniels’ Indiana is in better fiscal shape than Texas even and in far better shape than any of the states what border Russia.
Nebraska could pay off its debt with a bake sale.
happyfeet – He is good, no?
he’s a giant among his peers
That’s a neat map though I don’t much like the way it takes control of my cursor finger – seems grabby and unnecessarily disorienting.
it took me a dozen tries to get rhode island
They were just foolin’ including DC in there
CNN’s way of playing “made you look” I guess.
Racists.
Hawaii’s debt is just embarrassing. I don’t know if you all knew this or not but last year they didn’t have school on Fridays so as to not have to pay the teachers for those days. True story.
Did not know Makewi. Wow.
Is commercial/industrial construction dead in Indiana, JD? I am exploring options if Georgia doesn’t pick up soon.
No, it is not, BMoe. The biotech and life sciences industries that Daniels have focused on are doing well, there is a new Honda factory going in east of Indy. And you are always welcome in our humble home. Always.
I have some contacts with some of the big commercial builders, BMoe. Not many, as our paths do not cross often, but on some of the school projects, we work with large commercial builders within a larger overall project.
Appreciate that. I work in the construction testing field, field grunt for civil engineering consultants. I like the company I work for here a lot and am pretty secure as far as that goes, but if there ain’t no work, there ain’t no work. And it is getting too fucking close for comfort.
Therefore I shall explore my options, be as prepared as I can possibly be if I need to relocate, then if I do have to move to get a job I will listen to leftards tell me how lucky I am to be working.
Do you have my email? If you know of any of the bigger players, I will be happy to find some contacts for you. It is really easy for me to do, and I can call on their athletics and school divisions while I am at it.
how’s your slump going these days
I don’t think so. If you have al or maggies I think they have mine, or you might could get it from Jeff or Darleen.
Concrete has been slumping pretty good, just not often, lol.
I will send something to Al.
That day the sis had a continuous second floor slab pour and half-way through there wasn’t any slump at all was a bad bad bad day for someone.
it is funny. i work that job for awhile in the summer of ’01. the last big project before i quit was with a palestinian(arab) in oh. he was typical of a hamas attitude. i quit the week before 9/11. it was strange. but give me a wheel barrow and i am ready to go slumping and canisters. i liked crushing the bastards.
I have no idea what that means, but I know it is bad.
Without google I’d miss half the jokes around here.
It have been better described as a lump test JD.
Hot ass day with a stall at the factory (middle of the building boom) and a long drive over the causeway to the island, then through stop and go in-season traffic way out to the other end of the island. The trucks just started arriving with their loads already set, poor bastards.
Mung
you have no cones
A concrete pump operator one time called me the slump dick. I cracked up.
Slump is a measure of how fluid the concrete is, an indicator of the water/cement ratio.
More water = more slump = better workability = less strength.
So finishers like adding water to make it easier to place but the owners and architects like less water to make it stronger. I am the owner/architect rep on site who makes sure it is done right and runs tests takes and takes samples to confirm it.
Although I really don’t do a lot of concrete these days, more masonry, re-bar and soil testing.
You can take that first take if you need to take a take.
Really. I don’t need it at all.
So then what the hell do you do? I assume it sucks, whatever it is.
Pablo – Mythbusters has shown that dynamite does not really work that well.
They get sent back to their yard (or dumping grounds, if they have such). I’ve heard though cannot confirm, that sometimes the drum gets dismounted and simply scrapped, to be replaced by a fresh drum. Otherwise, someone has to get in there and chip it out. As to the slab itself, oh the agony in this particular case, due to its having been a colored and planned aesthetic element, exposed from underneath as the ceiling of the pool room, and in some beam forms and columns as well. It was a pret big deal. So in the event they have to cut the slab back to good stuff, chip out all the doubtful stuff, set a joint and begin again (weeks later! good-bye schedule!) Then everyone goes to court.
New stuff on Saint Shirley, victim of The Man:
Granted, it Counterpunch. But I suspect someone will be offering Mr. Wilkins some face time in short order. It seems fucking with black people is fine, as long as you’re the one holding the whip.
I should have guessed that.
I blame Bush. And, Kyoto.
I have often thought wistfully about black agricultural workers in the 70s, wondering if there was more I could have done to help.
If Andrew Breitbart had been there, he coulda put Mr. Wilkins up on his racist, racist website.
Dick Cheney should tell Godzilla to stomp Kyoto.
Kyoto is dead. Long live Kyoto.
Did I mentioned that we’re fucked? You see, blind people can’t see the cliff, so you have to step off of it.
Why did feds claim Kindle violates civil rights?
Harrison Bergeron wept.
So, cars don’t?
“Shut up.” they explained.
Does this Thomas Perez realize that blind people can’t see him and deaf people can’t hear him? How can he sleep at night? What a monster.
If concrete is starting to set but not quite there yet sugar will kill it. Dump a five pound sack of sugar in the drum add some more water and you have several hours to find somewhere to dump it.
If it has truly set up, start rounding up some jackhammers.
So paper textbooks read themselves to blind people without requiring a sighted persons help now? Who knew?
Paper textbook are racist, no doubt.
People like that should be kicked in the teeth.
Unless you are trying to attract TV viewers, then it works almost as good as my titties!
Was Perez involved in the New Black Panthers dismissal?
blind people can feel me when i rifle their pockets for money
and deaf people know i’m there cuz cuz of my breath
follow follow follow/ follow the yellow brick roady
it’s the spastics i can’t get my arm around/ i try
flying death monkeys make the current age of bjork seem like
ahh/ the golden age/ rennysance/ the age of enlightentment
cuz flying monkeys only pick u up from above
but bjork stels ur soul
Um, Kari? I’d have to see the titties. We’re all done with empty promises around here.
see me
feel me
touch me
heal me
except pete townsend/ he can see me anytime
but he can’t touch me/ unless it’s to givea million diggy dollars in like a phot op and i’d be like giving him the finger behind his back
Yeah, but can he hear you?
if my momma farmed out the whole “breast feeding operation” to the nearest pipe and i get mouth cancer/cuz of it/ is that a pre-exsisting condition?
can i sue u?
careful what u say…
People like that end up named Jamie Gorelick JD and waltzing away scot free, to be heard from again down the road.
The only Kari I remember is …
http://www.google.com/images?q=kari+wuhrer&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=-tNYTO3sLITmsQO–v3UCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCcQsAQwAA&biw=1280&bih=584
was tinninitus a roman general?
sdferr – It makes me want to spit.
Oops on that linkie thingie.
That one looks more like a myth creator than a myth buster, JD.
He is the patron Saint of old guitar players, what I heard. Back when I could hear.
In honor of the often topless Miss Wuhrer, some good news.
bh – I don’t get what A has to do with B, nor do I care ;-)
The Ms. Wuhrer help me find that lost “would” from up there at 112.
wasn’t tinninitus the roman general who led that brilliant campaign against the sirens?
say what?
Lost it again. Damn you happyfeet.
sorry I just get so disheartened and I have to share
Jenfidel is evil
Somebody say something nice about piper perabo
Piper Perabo is hot. Way hot.
she’s one of those what thinks I’m from England like I’m some kind of freaking teletubby or something
You have to scroll all the way to the bottom here, but when you get there you’ll see (Prop C) that Missouri voters have rejected the ObamaCare mandate by 74-25. We need more uppity states.
Piper Perabo she is very easy to watch…I wish you didn’t have to watch the quintessentially smug Christopher Gorham to see her though.
So it’s not as easy as it might seem. missy peregrym on the other hand, was in that stick it movie the other day
missy peregrym is the future
the future also are include sharni vinson
yeah I know I keep linking that over and over
Missy Peregrym is all sorts of perfect.
Well not perfect, but drool inducing, nonetheless.
piper peabo was in that cross animation rocky and bowinkle movie where robert dinero was mr big and dressed like a nazi
and they had this psuedo sixties kitch music and they said
lets dance/ and dinero was funny/ only lasted maybe 30 seconds/but it was funny
piper perabo was in that movie/ she was there
think she was in coyote ugly/ which is some kinda soft porn with a crappy music in it
i like my porn from czechosalivatia/who doesn’t?
the movie also had rene russo in it who looks like that old hoolywood film star jean arthur
jean arthur jean arthur jean arthur/ now theres a star! like myrna loy
what did u get on ur iq test?
drool
The Cardinals only need 14 in the bottom of the 9th to tie it up … 2 touchdowns.
plus you know where Piper’s from
yep, she’s a jersey girl (ha ha)
here is a fun game it’s called spot the fascists
piper perabo is from uranus/ though we can’t confirm this
we can deny it
i’m a birther!
she probably is a Jersey girl but still…
TAKE CARE NOT TO STEP IN THE IRONY
This piece on Obama’s hubris at being one of the “best and brightest” was written by Neal Gabler, a public policy scholar at the Woodrow Wilson Center in Washington.
Woodrow Wilson. Our nation’s first “intellectual” president. And also a eugenicist, racist, and all-around evil man.
Neil Gabler is a cockgobbler worthy of ignoring only.
From the Anchoress via Ace, Who Goes Nazi? A macabre parlor game devised by Dorothy Thompson and published in the August 1941 edition of Harper’s. See how many people you recognize.
Which she follows up with this article about JournOlist’s commie ties.
I know! I can’t believe it either!
sdferr: Except that in this article it’s hard to see that he’s coming from the left, because he’s criticizing Obama for his hubris. If it weren’t for this passage
I’d a thought him one of us.
You’re forgiven feets, what is Kari doing nowadays btw, she’s been out of the spotlight to say the
least
I like it when sdferr gets his edge on.
Happy Birthday to Evangelina Lilly.
if piper perabo picked a pack of pickled peppers/
and had a jar of mayonnaise between her thighs/
wouldnt u think/maybe/just maybe/ we can all git along?
lil’ doggie
does magaret sanger look like bjork?
i’ve seen a pix of sanger at a typewriter’and..i think she looks like bjork/ in the photo/ head for the hills/ leave any relatives who are assholes
the floods a coming/ bring coconuts tho cuz keith richard fell out of a coconut tree and survived/ so/ thats a sign/ and of course the proffessor made a radio out out of coconuts/ thats a given
and i think elvis clapped coconuts together in one of his hip shaking movies.. sure/ llaugh at coconuts/ but also ask urself /have u ever seen bjork with a coconut?
have u?
just trying to warn ya/ the four horseman of the acolypse are direct by…..
bjork/ come into my coconut shelter/ there is still time..
no jimmy buffet music allowed
Well besides that he’s just not, by a long shot, that he’s doubled down on the stimulus, and thinks Afghanistan, a distraction, well the moon is in Aquarius
http://www.google.com/images?q=evangeline+lilly&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=keRYTMGBDImCsQPZv-D9Cg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDYQsAQwAA&biw=1280&bih=584
I don’t care how shitty that link is. She rocks. Especially in the 5th picture of the 1st row, 1st pic of the 2nd row, 2nd of the 3rd row, 5th of the 4th row, 8th of the 5th row, and 7th of the 6th row. And most of the others in between.
You would be hard pressed to find a bad picture in the bunch, and I’m sure you looked, intently
Apparently all of you sexists are clicking on links …
I’m sorry, JD, but Evangeline Lilly doesn’t do a thing for me.
Must be something wrong…
Except george smiley, whose internet skillz are much faster than the rest of you troglodytes.
Di – I would not expect her to make you switch teams … ;-)
‘course if you add a little sumpin’ sumpin’ to the mix, I might could take an interest.
Tasty JD, just distracted at the moment watching the Rookie Blue on the hulu
Sorry about being so short dicentra, I just really don’t like that guy.
when bjork take ur shoe off and says
with that impish grin/ i’d like tooooo give yuoo a foot massage/ thats all coololl and shit/ and ya relaxing/ feels good!
as she croons/ this lil piggy went to market/ this pigbot went home.and just when ur relaxed!.
but/ and im warning u!
when she goes whhe whee whee this lil piggy went home in that melodious voice/ ur dead man walking!
or/technically dead man getting a feets massage ah
ur already dead/ a painful death/tho i’m not an experi am the leading bjork expert in my stawberry field/ forever/ need cast
DON’T CLICK THIS LINK!
HOPPY THE CAT-LICKING DEER
XXXX-RATED!
I just really don’t like that guy.
A douche working at the Woodrow Wilson center?
The devil, you say!
Also, Darth-Vadar Birdie.
bobby orr/ ur nice!
Bah. No ass. Tits are fun to look at, but there needs to be padding elsewhere.
Regards,
Ric
I learned some new trivia today. Anyone know where the term “birdie” in golf originated?
Ric – who does not have an ass?
Ms. Lilly.
Through the wonders of modern science, they can grow tits (or a reasonable facsimile) on a watermelon these days, and I’m willing to offer support[1] for any woman willing to endure the process, but a nice rounded rump is trumps. Of course nowadays that can be plastic too, which leaves dear Evangeline with no excuses.
Regards,
Ric
[1] My wife’s in hospital, probably permanently. Yes, I’m a bad person.
For example…
Gerard is a hoot.
Regards,
Ric
jeez they should name him licky
booby orr
y u fuck up my booby orrs happy? ur like fagan
or a seagull who hovers overhead waiting for me to unwrapp my cuppycakes..
i don’t mean that! / i love you in a sick internet way that bjork will never understand
give a hoot
read a book
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I agree with sdferr about Neal Gabler. at that link it says he is
When he was on Fox News Watch I called him the “Turkey”.
oops sometimes I don’t think
Ric makes me feel like a very small person for arguing with a douchebag over paying for something that was mine mine mine. My problems were trivial and insignificant, to a very large degree.
Birdies JD, give
speaking of should there be news on the static kill?
it’s been at least 8 hours
The very first man who went under par was attacked and murdered by a crow.
That is the story of why we say birdie.
JD, all problems are small and insignificant.
All’s well, and if it’s not, it’s still one day closer to God.
Regards,
Ric
Yes, I’m a bad person.
A live male, admiring any lovely female form that crosses his field of vision?
TEH HORROR!
You’re not a bad man, just one with a pulse.
This happened in Scotland. There were witnesses.
hootie and the blowfish just left town but i think one of the blowfishes got drunk and fell off the crate
looking for volunteers to dress up like boy george and save the blowfish..
i’m already furiosly making t shirts in my cellar/hide out/ dungeoun with sayings like
don’t squish the fish/ if u pass out while ur drinking and driving could u possibly not run over this blowfish/{too long to fit on a t shirt)
a hootie is a terrible thing to waste
u ain’t got cooties but u might have a hootie dna on ur tires
one hurricane with good aim and these bitches have no evidence there was ever an oil spill at all
Darius went on and had a for reals career in country music I remember
I’ve never heard any of it that I know of
speaking of going under par wiki says Hootie is super bffs with Tiger… Tiger Woods. They met in a bar when Tiger was 18 it says
damn murdering crows were working for John Calvin, reminding men golf is a punishment not a pleasure
Hootie doesn’t judge
i had an english teacer in like 7th grade who had big mammaries which is kinda like
ding!…ding ding ding ding/ all im sayins is u notice/ ding!/ stuff like that/ so we had a discussion about words one day and the word through came up and we all talked about through etc/ threw/etc/ what words mean blah blah/ and thats when i asked her/ what about thru?/ its on a guvmint sign that says
this is not a thru steeet?
and i was kinda sincere/ curios/
and she explained/ gently/ like i was a retard or sump/ thru is nut a word..
and i said/ well its on street signs / it must be a word..(wtf)
she yelled its not a proper word!
so i sat down..
ii still dream of her tits
Speaking of Covert Affairs, Emmanuel Vaugier is on there too, except for the Saw series, I’ve watched most everything she’s been in, ot, pd is really creeping me out
darius was/ just what i heard/ lite country/ i like hank sr/g/jones/ dwight yoakem ets
the jeff bridges movie that he won best ashat was good though/ tbone burnett wrote all the ditties
just saying/
how many blowfishes does it take to change a tire?
one each to change each lugnut/ two each to sit and take notes/ cuz u know this aint the last”hootie” spinout/ tragedy
one to light a flare on the road so we don’t all get killed
one or two to go to the nearest store to buy/beg/blow the clerk for supplies/
geez louise/ i can only count so high!/ i think we nee the patridge family bus..
if i call them all george foreman/ 1 2 3 4 5 6 retard 8 9
life is but a dream! sha boom sha boom!
bh either lied or misled you god fearing people. According to the people at Atlantic City Country Club, the term birdie was coined as follows …
Birth of the Birdie
Except for the whistle of a strong bay breeze, all fell quiet as Abner “Ab” Smith lined up his shot down the long twelfth fairway at the Atlantic City Country Club. It was late in the afternoon on a windy, but mild Saturday, a typical winter weekend outing for the group from suburban Philadelphia who frequented the Jersey Shore course when their home fairways were covered with snow.
Smith slowly took up is backswing, then let go with a wallop, putting the ball on the green, inches from the hole allowing for an easy putt and a one-under-par for the hole. It was such a fine shot that someone in the group was moved to say it was a “bird of a shot.”
With the putt, Smith won the hole in one-under-par, and because the players were playing for a ball-a-hole, they then agreed to double the wager on a hole where a golfer who hits such a “bird of shot” wins with a one-under-par “birdie.”
Thus began a tradition at the club, and the coining of a new term. Visitors who learned of the local “birdie” tradition took it back to their home clubs and it eventually spread around the world. It would become universal in its meaning and usage.
The term “birdie” is one word in the English language that can be traced back to the original moment in time and place when it was first used. Even the green where the celebrated first birdie occurred has been preserved for posterity. It’s the same hole where Ab Smith and is cronies made golf history, although they didn’t realize it at the time.
“It’s all well documented,” assured Kenny Robinson, the long time caddymaster and pro shop manager.
That the term “birdie” is of American origin or that it was coined at the Atlantic City Country Club is undisputed, though some of the details have shifted in the sands of time.
Piper Perabo rocks
(Prop C) that Missouri voters have rejected the ObamaCare mandate by 74-25.
Hoorah! My sister went to the polls specifically and only to vote “yes” on C. Strange she didn’t even know about it until a few days ago. That Obama diplomaceh sure do create it some racists!
Someone should also ask Gibbs about the Mexican Mafia implicitly verifying the illegal alien problem, at the least in terms of drug trafficking, by targeting Sheriff Joe Arpaio again via its $1 million contract. And, hey, isn’t that terrorism? Or even an act of war?
Nah, probably “not illegal” or “it’s only war on Az.” or “not enough resources” or “we need comprehensive immigration reform” or “he started it” or “they’re just defending The Brown People” or “just because of teh raaaacism!”? “But maybe we could have a beer, eh?”
Missouri is clearly racist, at least 74% of those cousinfucking hilljacks.
live literally naxt to golf course/ never played/ so co workers one day in work ask me/ wanna go hit the links?/ so i said sure/ wegotta go by my house to get the proper shit/ change of clothes/ etc/ so we show up at my house and they’re looking over the fence saying to me/ whats that?
and imand i reply/ a golf course..
and they said to me/ we thought u never played golf..
cuz these guys were golf freaks and shit/ so i respond/ i dont..
and they think im setting them up for a bet or sump and after the first tee shot they’re like
u suck b and every shot after that i used a tee so that i could see the ball go in the air cuz this ain’t bowling
and whenever i put my ball on a tee they’d say
u cant do that/ and i’d reply/ fuck u/ i paid my money just like u.. they still talk about it..
meow!
I would love to golf with pdbuttons.
People always thought I must golf because of my dad. but, no, no I don’t. Sister and I went out once, long, long, ago and took three hours to “play” a couple holes. and I dropped my bag on my foot and got a nice bruise. She still plays some and she’s much better…probably because she doesn’t hate the sun.
Silvia Colloca makes it worth watching The Detonator
http://www.google.com/images?q=Silvia+Colloca&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=zgtZTKunN8qHnQfQx52wCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCgQsAQwAA&biw=1280&bih=584
mini golf? cuz i like the whale and the clown and lawd have mercy/ the fact that if
give me shit/ i got a piece of metal,,,mmm/ how u say in english..
putt/putt/ putter.. hey/ that rhymes with butter! / in my hand!
i could maybe /mainly beat people who were ahead of us who were to slow/ or if the people behind
were up our ass i could turn on a dime and run up the hill waving my.. how u say..club?
i would scare them cuz i only.. only only/ golf with one mutton chop sideburn.. like a
deranged neil young..
helps my game/ helps me concentrate..
i’m gonna kick ur ass!
.
the well is dead not unlike Kurt Conbain
*Cobain* I mean
i live next to furnace brook golf course in quincy where that beautiful
dog that mk has that i saw online last nite can run free/just saying
she can bite as many people as she wants and i’ll be like all
bad dog/ bad dog/ in public / but when we get home she’ll lick my face
with the recently bited peeps and i’ll give her a treat and we’ll laugh at assholes.. cuz
we are a team!
google map quest whatever/ furnace brook golf course/
just ask bjork/ she knows where i live..
who’s a good doggie/ who’s a good doggie?/ who’s a good doggie?
i have no words. *clap* *clap* *clap*
cobains blown in the membrane
insane..
he had good face bone structure my silly sis said/ then he took a shotgun to his face..
sad/tragic/ inevitable..
i know there are alot of musicians here
smells like teen spirit is the same song as
more than a feeling by that crappy band boston
nothing new under the sun/ my sweet
chuck berry is the king!
different tempo
thanks for xmas card!
so me and the dog spot terrorists/ and i make a move to apprehend the bastards
but i’m overpowered!..
then sophie comes to the rescue!/ its made for the week tv movie/ hallmark
channel /pbs special
mm could be called/ can white men be trusted?
or/ four paws for justice.. sophie the savior of manhattan
or..sophies choice..go out or eat…
i would not could not put shoes on a dog
i will not still not feed her green eggs and ham.. well/ maybe ham..
i can run with dogs but i always pass out after i round second base!
it’s kinda funny to see ur self on tv replays unconcious in dirt being
tagged out by a shortstop/ but at the time no.. not too funny
i will not put goggles on a dog even if we go riding in a motobike or i drop
her out of a helicopter/ i will let her sit on my lap as we go to the drive thru window
at fast foodie places and jump and whine as i look for proper change and
the servbot hands me my gruel i’ll let her lunge and freak him/her out..
hell/ i might even push her throuugh the drive thru window “by accident” and watch
as she causes havoc.. / no.. i will do that..
but its the quit times that are special…. sniff/ im gettin emotional here
quite times/ sorry/
i’d let sophie wag her tail and be all like sniffing someones grits as we had a conversation and us
two humans were blabbdey blah talking shit/ about../ like if a census worker or pollster came to the house..
and the dog would be all a nipping and sniffing and said person would be uncomfortable and shit/ but i’d
continue the convo in a slow calm manner/ and i could see the asshole who rang the door trying/
to sell me/ grift me getting all uncomfy like/ and i’d stare him/her in the face and go/ yes m’aam/ no’sir
all the while the dog is runnning around living loud/ sniffing/ is that a reason to own a dog?
Who, Sophie B Hawkins, Sophie Marceau, which sophie
Just in case, you had any pretense they had any intention of playing fair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNorlsJOw_o&feature=player_embedded
B Moe, check the zurichna.com career/jobs/opportunities section once a week – our Construction Defect group and or/Risk Engineering and similar groups hire every once in a while. Well, they would hire more if the building trade got moving a bit.
MO voters reject Obamacare 70 to 30?
80% of NV Republicans say they are DEFINATELY going to vote?
Chris Christie punks the much-touted SEIU muscle?
The trends are looking rough for Big Government Incorporated.
That Reichstag better hurry up and catch on fire.
RUSH: … Well, but, Bill, you know, as I study things today, you are now treated and received — and properly so — with great affection and great respect, and there are some who say that, “Oh, we wish for the old days of Buckley conservatism when it was urbane and erudite and polite.” They say that the modern era of conservatism has descended into harshness and other things.
MR. BUCKLEY: Well, that’s a weapon. People use that when they want to be anti-Limbaugh. They will say, “Well, Limbaugh belongs in that school of polemical thought which really should be excluded.” They do that to Bill O’Reilly and, of course, they’ve done it to me in the past. I’m not saying that that criticism cannot be leveled. Sometimes it can be leveled, but to level it with the license that they use against you and O’Reilly, speaks to me of a different motivation. They want to argue with you by simply outlawing your voice on the grounds that it is eccentric and extreme. It is, as I say, simply a polemical device.
RUSH: Rather than debating the issues, disqualify and discredit the voice, then, is the technique?
MR. BUCKLEY: I think that’s true.
Rush Link
But of course we never see that in the conservative movement now…
The GOP in a nutshell:
http://gocl.me/c1lEAi
Fuck off, willie the racist cousin fucking hilljack skin flute player. Swordfish style.
FYI, Ram (aka Fox yesterday) is William Yelverton.
Great minds, bh.
Heh.
You are just nicer than me.
The nutshell is your head, William.
Oh and is Bart Stupak a hypocrite? Whoops, I’m sorry, he’s a Democrat. My bad! Only Republicans are subject to the position changing and the hang wringing. BECAUSE OF THE INHERENT EVILNESS!!!
You are a parody of your own cartoon.
RNC is not the Republican party.
The Republican party is the millions of people who vote Republican.
The RNC is a dysfunctional organization designed to GET people to vote Republican.
Despite the worst efforts of the RNC, the GOP will have a good election in November.
Let’s cut the cousinfucker a little slack on this one — today’s GOP is a bunch of hypocritical little bitches who go back and forth on every issue depending on which way the wind blows.
Let’s all give our favorite guitar player some well-earned thanks for pointing out the necessity of making sure at least one of our nation’s political parties has some principle to stand on. And let’s also thank him for the compliment of suggesting the GOP is the party more suited to being remade.
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