Head to the nearest Home Depot and ask if maybe you can give one of their industrial belt sanders a little test drive. Then, while the clerk in the unpressed orange apron stands frozen in horror, run that fucker along your forehead and temple until hairclumps and pressurized skull dust create a kind of chalky-smelling mist that settles on the wood plank like some gruesome sandstorm. — After which, turn

Dark Lord Karl Rove and RCP’s Jay Cost both look at Barack Obama’s bold general election ad campaign.  Rove questions the whether spending nearly $20 million in early TV advertising is prudent.  Cost argues that the buy is more about framing Obama’s campaign in an aggressive posture than the actual expectations of the campaign. Obama campaign manager David Plouffe’s PowerPoint presentation to fundraisers tends to support Cost’s argument, as it suggested that

Inasmuch as people here seemed interested in the upcoming bat-flick, there is a pretty high-quality bootleg of the first few minutes I saw in IMAX a while ago online… until the WB notices.  It’s a little spoilery, as you might imagine.

In my email, a message from the application, “Circle of Trust”: Dan, these are the people you don’t know but can trust, because of your trusted friends’ trust in them. That’s about the dumbest thing I ever heard. These people are in my Circle of Trust because they believe they can trust ME, fercryinoutloud.

Lucky bastards: Ivanka Savic and Per Lindström, of the Department of Clinical Neuroscience at the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm, Sweden, now report that the brains of heterosexual men and homosexual women are slightly asymmetric—the right hemisphere is larger than the left—and the brains of gay men and straight women are not.

Just One Minute’s Tom Maguire flags a metaphor from Larisa Alexrandnova’s supposed rebuttal of Jonah Goldberg’s essay on Obama’s patriotism problem:: A mother of a heroin addict, for example, is critical of her child’s drug abuse and wants it to stop. The mother wants only the best for her child. Does the mother’s criticism of the child’s actions in any way illustrate that she does not love her child? On the contrary,

In the basement, the remains of a clay pipe with Masonic symbols. *SHUDDER* Meanwhile, the tit for tat nature of the sudden movement on FISA and the mortgage lender bailout is cast as a beautiful vignette in Greenwald(s)’s latest screed on the subject, where he wistfully recalls the halcyon days of yore: Just to get a flavor for how fundamental a reversal is Obama’s FISA position, here is what Obama

Barack Obama completes his week devoted to “patriotism, faith and service” with his national service proposal.  His left-leaning base will gripe over his proposal to expand military ground forces by 65,000 soldiers and 27,000 Marines — but this was already in the works. His broader approach proposes to expand AmeriCorps to 250,000 slots and double the size of the Peace Corps, integrate service-learning programs into schools and universities, expand service

I posted a minisnark regarding the kerfluffle (intentional) about Muslims not wanting to post a public service notice that contained an image of a dog, that went like this: Jackasses bark up wrong tree That was it. And here’s the (non-hysterial) response from some Canadian twit: Before the usual suspects flip out with predictable counter-outrage of their own about this, perhaps they might want to read this article from the

Rick Moran agrees with both me and Lisa regarding Clark’s comments on McCain’s military service. Dr. Helen’s woman-on-man rape post is up to about 300 comments (Related) Put a Tiger In Your Tank! (h/t Hot Air newsfeed)