me: “Howdy, ghost of Kimbo Slice! How’re you likin’ Heaven so far?” Ghost of Kimbo Slice: “What? I ain’t dead.” me: “Oh.” me: “Sorry. I assumed you’d seen the replay of your last fight.” me: “My bad. Say — let’s talk about pumpkins! Pumpkins are always fun, right?”

Geraghty: John McCain, today, finally starts talking about Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, the irresponsible leadership at both, and the Democrats’ efforts to prevent serious oversight: Our current economic crisis is a good case in point. What was his actual record in the years before the great economic crisis of our lifetimes? This crisis started in our housing market in the form of subprime loans that were pushed on people who

David Hardy, PJM, gives us some insight into the workings of “grassroots” fascism of the kind favored by “progressives” — in this case, “moderate” Barack Obama, who has shown a very troubling tendency to insist upon control of any and every narrative, even going so far as to threaten legal action, or send out Action Alerts intended to direct his followers to shout down and smear those holding opposing viewponts:

From Mike Allen: Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) on Monday is launching a multimedia campaign to draw attention to the involvement of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) in the “Keating Five” savings-and-loan scandal of 1989-91, which blemished McCain’s public image and set him on his course as a self-styled reformer. Pushing back against what it calls McCain’s “guilt-by-association” tactics, the Obama campaign overnight began e-mailing millions of supporters a link to a

Fit to lead! From CNN’s American Morning: CNN’s John Roberts: “I just want to try to get to the heart of it so that people at home can understand. Our Jim Acosta talked with your senior strategist David Axelrod about this. In 1995, William Ayers held kind of a get-to-know you event at his place where he was introducing Barack Obama to the political culture there in Chicago when he

Columnist for the Australian, Janet Albrechtsen, offers an “outsiders view” of the current mortgage credit mess: Take nonrecourse mortgage loans. When Australians borrow money to buy a house, they know that if they default and the mortgaged property doesn’t cover the debt, they will be responsible for the shortfall. And the lender will chase them for it. It’s a neat way of reminding Australians to borrow responsibly. In America, where

Found this in the Sports section of Saturday’s Denver Post: A 15-year-old Chicago high school sophomore was told to remover her replica Cubs jersey at school because the dean thought the last name on the back, Fukudome [a starting OF for the Cubs – ed], sounded too much like a profanity. Ronny Cox, Andy Dick — and a million Asians with the last name Dong — could not be reached

Dan discovers a journalistic anomaly — from no less than the NYT. Next up? A deluge of frogs falling from the sky. Or maybe a decent Vin Diesel movie. Both of which, I believe, are signs of the apocalypse.