CLAREMONT – A Claremont McKenna psychology professor pulled herself over for speeding Sunday, whereupon she dragged herself out of her vehicle by the hair, scribbled a swastika onto her forehead in lipstick, then showered herself with racial epithets while clubbing herself on the head with a tire iron, police said Monday. Kerri Dunn, who recently denied allegations that she vandalized her own car and filed a false hate crime report

I’ve just learned that TNT Network will be airing Swordfish on three consecutive nights in early April. Problem is, because TNT is a basic cable station, they’ll be editing out all the shots of Halle Berry’s unabashedly naked breasts. Which, as those who’ve seen Swordfish can readily attest, is a lot like showing Schindler’s List without the Jews.

Related: Turron de Jijona (or soft, nutty nougat).

From the list below, circle the word or phrase that does not belong: Sheik Ahmed Yassin spiritual leader of Hamas responsible for scores of homicide bombings radical Islamic preacher monastic existence ideological force behind the militant group rejected the existence of Israel opposed interim peace accords blown to bits by Israeli missiles a real tragedy

[Editor’s note: I wrote this post last evening — after reading excerpts of the “60 Minutes” Dick Clarke interview and before my site collapsed for 14 hours. May as well post it now. If you’ve heard it all before, ignore it. I won’t be offended.] Question: Remember when the US invaded Iraq in October 2001 — in direct response to 911? Me neither. Howsabout this, then: Remember when President Bush

Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi? A: Don’t even joke about something like that.

Again, prolly not as important as a Thanksgiving prop turkey, but here’s the link anyway. Good thing for Kerry Whitney Houston entered drug rehab this week, otherwise the mainstream media would be all over this story… [Update:“Kerry Retreats from his Denial on Vietnam Meet.” Via Quick]

“For broadcasters seeking more guidance on what is indecent, federal regulators have some warning: Don’t use [fuck]. “The Federal Communications Commission on Thursday overruled its staff and declared that an expletive uttered by rock star Bono on NBC last year was both indecent and profane. The agency made it clear that virtually any use of [fuck] was inappropriate for over-the-air radio and television. “[Fuck] is one of the most vulgar,

In a surprising turn of events, disgraced former USA Today reporter Jack Kelley has been named interim President of Haiti, sources close to Kelley report. “It’s true. They named me interim President,” Kelley told a small gathering of reporters at a hastily arranged press conference near the US-Mexico border early Friday. “Which is way cool, because as I understand it, the job comes with, like, a private jet and a