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Oh, and before I forget…

Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi?

A: Don’t even joke about something like that.

7 Replies to “Oh, and before I forget…”

  1. mike says:

    1. You get someone who can put together a sentence better than “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

    2. You get someone who has never been arrested for drunk driving pretending to make moral decisions for the rest of the country.

    3. You get someone who actually appears to have thought about a question before answering it.

    let me know if you want more.

  2. Jeff G says:

    Um, Mike…?  The idea here is to be laughed with, not laughed at.

    No offense.

  3. Dr. Weevil says:

    Laughing at Mike rather than with him works for me.

  4. dorkafork says:

    In that case, do not click here.  Just don’t.

  5. Jeff G says:

    Oh Christ.  Now I have to burn my eyes out with a pair of sparklers.

  6. Dawn says:

    Q: What do you get when you cross John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi?

    Above average PAC donations from plastic surgeons?

  7. Chrees says:

    A pschohosebeast that, by the way, served in Vietnam?

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