Cecil Colson: “Should I bring lots of rubbers?”
May 19, 2004
Cats. Bags. Sweet Release.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s supposed to be a conspiracy, remember…? (But while we’re fessing up… y’know that whole “Richard Gere visited a Hollywood emergency room with a gerbil trapped in his rectum” story? That was mine. Got tired of his yammering on about Tibet all the time. So.)
May 19, 2004
Cats. Bags. Sweet Release.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s supposed to be a conspiracy, remember…? (But while we’re fessing up… y’know that whole “Richard Gere visited a Hollywood emergency room with a gerbil trapped in his rectum” story? That was mine. Got tired of his yammering on about Tibet all the time. So.)
May 19, 2004
A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (fifth in a series)
Insane Asylum Cannes Film Festival Part 8 Baudelaire Michael Moore went to the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival disguised as a psychiatrist rhino-hipped filmmaker. He stayed there for two months days and when he left, the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival loved him so much that it followed him all over California France, and Baudelaire Michael Moore laughed when the insane asylum Cannes Film Festival rubbed itself up against his
May 19, 2004
Instant Karma
Spc. Jeremy Sivits today pleaded guilty to criminal charges in the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal and was sentenced to one year of being fed through an industrial plastic shredder. His sentence by a special court-martial judge includes discharge for bad conduct and demotion. Then the plastic shredder thing. And by “sentenced to one year of being fed through an industrial plastic shredder,” I really meant to write, “sentenced to one
May 19, 2004
protein wistoons
For this contest. “If I can fit it in my mouth, I’ll eat it.” Or maybe… “Let me tell you about a little war called VietNam… Now, when I’m President…” h/t Michele
May 19, 2004
Talking back to 80s music, 18
See? That’s precisely why I moved to the southwest. When we sit on the stony ground out in these parts, we do it with cold beers and grilled buffalo steaks. Not lemonade, cigarettes, and an assful of frostbite. No wonder you people are so goddamned miserable all the time… Dream Academy, “Life in a Northern Town” (which I must admit I really do dig). *** for this dude.
May 18, 2004
9 things that are not Chuck Schumer but very well could be
Anything organic scooped from Joy Behar’s skin folds Watery mucus (or loamy things) Any Ratt CD not named Out of the Cellar The videotaped taunting of a developmentally disabled child Low-carb light beer Mealy, bruised peaches Cynthia McKinney’s dirty thong “Little Noam” Porksicles **** Story Bonus links: Related. Not related. And bring me the head of Alfredo Copperheadfedayeen (not only unrelated, but barely even comprehensible). Oh, and OTB.