- Anything organic scooped from Joy Behar’s skin folds
- Watery mucus (or loamy things)
- Any Ratt CD not named Out of the Cellar
- The videotaped taunting of a developmentally disabled child
- Low-carb light beer
- Mealy, bruised peaches
- Cynthia McKinney’s dirty thong
- “Little Noam”
- Porksicles
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Bonus links: Related. Not related. And bring me the head of Alfredo Copperheadfedayeen (not only unrelated, but barely even comprehensible).
Oh, and OTB.
If the words to “Round and Round” start bouncing, well, round and round my head, I know you’re to blame.
One of the first CDs I ever owned.
Slade could kick Ratt’s ass. So could Quiet Riot. So could Air Supply, for that matter.
Gotta disagree with #9, though – unlike Schumer, porksicles won’t inexplicably be accepted graciously at a Central Synagogue reception.
Now, bacon on the other hand (mmmmmm…..bacon….)
“Cynthia McKinney’s dirty thong”
Dear God man! I felt queasy for an hour after reading that.
Apologies, Guy. It actually popped into my mind completely uninvited and I had to vent it. Stupid McKinney thong thought.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! That is GREAT!
Shumer showed up, uninvited, at a dinner a few years ago, honoring the retiring, and loaded, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, took to the podium and included in his remarks a story about his junior high school aged daughter playing in a basketball game. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, imagine how we felt having to listen to that blowhard.