Even the name makes me happy! Cheerios. Cheerios Cheerios Cheerios! With lots of sugar. Cheerios. Cheerios Cheerios Cheerios Cheerios. *
June 16, 2004
The utter predictability and pomposity of protein wisdom is on display here
But then, you peasants probably anticipated as much. **** update: See? I mean, who didn’t know this update was coming? update 2: Peasants.
June 16, 2004
Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, June 16
Man: “You know who Jim Treacher is, right?”* Woman: “Know who he is? Hell, I’m Jim Treacher.”* Man: “You are? Really?* Woman: “Yup. And Kevin Parrott, too.”* Man: “Wow. Who am I, then?”* Woman: “You’re Micah Wright.”* Man: “Oh, I see… Well, that kinda bites.”* Woman: “Yeah, but buck up. You were in the shit, remember? Chicks dig that.”*
June 16, 2004
9 names Teresa Heinz Kerry would use when referring to the help were the help, say, Dutch
The Windmill Mafia Them The people under the stairs Groot / Griseldis “How dare you speak to me” Scrubbydopes Uber-Nordic herring chuggers Hash brownies Goofy wooden-shoed albinos, can’t even mix a fucking martini properly *For Ted Barlow and Laura Bush
June 16, 2004
9 names Teresa Heinz Kerry uses when referring to the help*
The Mexicali Mafia Them The people under the stairs Juan / Juanita “How dare you speak to me” Scrubbydopes Greasy taco stuffers Brownies Stupid Guadalajarans, can’t even mix a fucking martini properly *Source: I just make this shit up. Then I have a snack..
June 16, 2004
A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (fourteenth in a series)
Widow’s Michael Moore’s Lament It’s not quite cold enough time yet to go borrow some firewood vanilla-iced Bundt cake, a dozen eggs, and several pounds of pork sausage from the neighbors. [Again.]
June 16, 2004
Secretary of Please Dear God, no
Ggghak. He looks like one of Bill Walton’s legs.* Only instead of a thigh, a knee, and a foot, this leg has a beardlet, some nipples, and a tiny little quasi-socialistic package (blessedly obscured by a crispy baguette). Which are things most people aren’t really looking for in a leg. **** h/t son of nixon; more here.
June 15, 2004
Random Monica Lewinksy thought, June 15, 2004
update: You know what’s really yummy? Bagels. Bagels are really yummy.