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Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, June 16

Man: “You know who Jim Treacher is, right?”*

Woman: “Know who he is? Hell, I’m Jim Treacher.”*

Man: “You are? Really?*

Woman: “Yup. And Kevin Parrott, too.”*

Man: “Wow. Who am I, then?”*

Woman: “You’re Micah Wright.”*

Man: “Oh, I see… Well, that kinda bites.”*

Woman: “Yeah, but buck up. You were in the shit, remember? Chicks dig that.”*

5 Replies to “Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, June 16”

  1. Emily says:

    But which one of you is Dr Atkins?

  2. Jeff G says:

    Dr. Atkins is the Walrus.  Eat a leg of lamb backwards and it says “Paul is dead.”

    Either that, or “grrrullrummslurgremfasssmmmm”

  3. Moe Lane says:

    Just read the archived posts… good Lord.  Doesn’t this Wright fellow have any friends that could stage an intervention?

  4. Jim Treacher says:

    I just added the very last post before the thread mysteriously disappeared.

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