18 Replies to “The utter predictability and pomposity of protein wisdom is on display here”

1. Sharp as a Marble says:

   June 17, 2004 at 1:16 am

   And to think I was all nice to you over at Sekimori’s place!
   

   “And on the 7th day, God posted, and he looked at his blog and said ‘This is Good’”
   
   “And when Adam tired of ‘Instapundit’, God created ‘Protein Wisdom’, ‘Little Green Footballs’, and ‘Quake IV’”

2. Jeff G says:

   June 17, 2004 at 1:24 am

   I expect no less from the proles.  Now, fetch me some grapes.

3. Bill from INDC says:

   June 17, 2004 at 1:53 am

   Now how the fuck am i supposed to imitate your humor when i can’t even understand it?

4. Jeff G says:

   June 17, 2004 at 2:24 am

   Yours is not to question, plebe.  Just predict with deadly accuracy the substance of my pompous posts.

5. BH says:

   June 17, 2004 at 2:59 am

   I’ve always felt I was more poor share-cropper than peasant.

   Or, what do you call those guys who owe a lot of money to the company store?

6. Jeff G says:

   June 17, 2004 at 3:20 am

   Winona Ryder?

7. BH says:

   June 17, 2004 at 3:33 am

   This Winona didn’t predict that pompous answer.

8. triticale says:

   June 17, 2004 at 4:41 am

   I’m afraid that I am unable to claim to have ever rydden Winona.

9. Tman says:

   June 17, 2004 at 5:41 am

   ’elp!!

   ‘Elp!!!!!

   I’m bein’ oppressed by the proletariat!

   Bet you thought we were an autonomous collective.

10. Leslie says:

    June 17, 2004 at 8:00 am

    You can’t be the fourth estate AND the second estate, both.  Unless you have a license.

11. Beck says:

    June 17, 2004 at 8:41 am

    To quote the old man I wound up golfing with once, “Fuck that noise.”

12. P says:

    June 17, 2004 at 2:21 pm

    I wonder what the poor bloggers are doing today?

13. Drumwaster says:

    June 17, 2004 at 3:13 pm

    Working.

    {Replaces nose firmly onto grindstone}

14. Joe says:

    June 17, 2004 at 3:26 pm

    I hate it when you let the other peasants in so you can play Mr. Magnanimus. Cripes, look at this mess – this whole place needs to be hosed down now, and I’m not doin’ it again this time, you inconsiderate, pompous windbag.

    I mean, every time you do this, Jeff, you just leave all this slop laying around, and you expect somebody else to clean it up. Try something new once in a while, why don’t ya; but no, always the same old thing, little bits of nose and grindstone all over the floor … I’m just so sick and tired of your high-and-mighty-I’m-to-good-for-that attitude.

15. Jeff G says:

    June 17, 2004 at 3:34 pm

    I’m-to-good-for-that attitude

    “too-good,” you mean.  Peasant.

16. mojo says:

    June 17, 2004 at 4:33 pm

    That’s filthy peasant to you, bub.

17. Robin Roberts says:

    June 17, 2004 at 5:03 pm

    Villein was always a word that rolled off the tongue for the lower classes.

18. charles austin says:

    June 17, 2004 at 5:45 pm

    I’d have commented earlier but you cannot see my tug o’ the forelock nor hear my, “by your leave,” which I regarded as a necessary precursor to expressing an opinion before his Lordship.

    Then again, if your name was Buttercup, a simple, “as you wish,” would suffice.

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