Me: “Bonjour, John Kerry’s comb.” Comb: “Bonjour.” Me: “So, tell me: Product? Lots of product? And be honest now, because everyone knows he’s doing something up there.” Comb: “You mean you have to ask…? Let’s see… there’s gel, mousse, spray, color — you name it, he uses it. The guy thinks he’s Simon Le bon. But from a practical standpoint, he’s virtually wind and waterproof. Which in his line of
July 14, 2004
My brief conversation with John Kerry’s comb
Me: “Bonjour, John Kerry’s comb.” Comb: “Bonjour.” Me: “So, tell me: Product? Lots of product? And be honest now, because everyone knows he’s doing something up there.” Comb: “You mean you have to ask…? Let’s see… there’s gel, mousse, spray, color — you name it, he uses it. The guy thinks he’s Simon Le bon. But from a practical standpoint, he’s virtually wind and waterproof. Which in his line of
July 13, 2004
The 75th Major League All-Star Game Poem
Man, he absolutely… 1. crushed that pitch! 2. blew that one by him! Epilogue Beer is good, and so are hot dogs with mustard and relish and onions. God Bless America. Screw Michael Moore Epilogue Addendum …the Twinkie-sucking goo pit of hate.
July 13, 2004
“Al-Qaeda-Linked Militant Surrenders Under Saudi Amnesty Offer”
From Bloomberg news: A suspected al-Qaeda loyalist surrendered to Saudi authorities under the kingdom’s amnesty offer to wanted militants, the Saudi government said. Khalid bin Odeh bin Mohammed al-Harbi, also known as Abu Suleiman al-Makki, surrendered at the Saudi Embassy in Tehran, becoming the third suspect to do so under the royal amnesty. He had been living along the Iranian-Afghan border, according to a statement issued by the Saudi Embassy
July 13, 2004
“Al-Qaeda-Linked Militant Surrenders Under Saudi Amnesty Offer”
From Bloomberg news: A suspected al-Qaeda loyalist surrendered to Saudi authorities under the kingdom’s amnesty offer to wanted militants, the Saudi government said. Khalid bin Odeh bin Mohammed al-Harbi, also known as Abu Suleiman al-Makki, surrendered at the Saudi Embassy in Tehran, becoming the third suspect to do so under the royal amnesty. He had been living along the Iranian-Afghan border, according to a statement issued by the Saudi Embassy
July 13, 2004
News from “the worst economy since Herbert Hoover” front
Exports surge. Trade gap narrows. Second-quarter growth estimates revised upward. Ace has all the particulars. Which is good, because the mainstream press doesn’t seem to care all that much. Meanwhile, Kerry and Edwards inch toward protectionism, and gaggles of the googly-eyed Democratic Prelletariat giggle like schoolchildren at the thought of John-John hugs and Diet Coke appreciation. They moon over Teresa’s shiny, irreverent independence.* It’s official: the Democratic party is the
July 13, 2004
News from “the worst economy since Herbert Hoover” front
Exports surge. Trade gap narrows. Second-quarter growth estimates revised upward. Ace has all the particulars. Which is good, because the mainstream press doesn’t seem to care all that much. Meanwhile, Kerry and Edwards inch toward protectionism, and gaggles of the googly-eyed Democratic Prelletariat giggle like schoolchildren at the thought of John-John hugs and Diet Coke appreciation. They moon over Teresa’s shiny, irreverent independence.* It’s official: the Democratic party is the
July 13, 2004
Beating Truman
The last time I ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms I wound up in a brutal fist fight with the lifesize cardboard cutout of Patrick Swayze a buddy of mine stole from a cineplex in Towson, MD (c. Next of Kin). I kicked it’s ass, sure — but I had to live with the sad fact that the cutout got in a few good shots before I finally put it
July 13, 2004
Current Mood: Mid-70s Billy Joel, circa “Summer, Highland Falls”
They say that these are not the best of times But they’re the only times I’ve ever known And I believe there is a time for meditation In cathedrals of our own Current favorite Peruvian capital / Dodger’s right-handed change-up specialist / medium-to-light loamy-soiled bean: Lima
July 13, 2004
Current Mood: Mid-70s Billy Joel, circa “Summer, Highland Falls"
They say that these are not the best of times But they’re the only times I’ve ever known And I believe there is a time for meditation In cathedrals of our own Current favorite Peruvian capital / Dodger’s right-handed change-up specialist / medium-to-light loamy-soiled bean: Lima