The last time I ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms I wound up in a brutal fist fight with the lifesize cardboard cutout of Patrick Swayze a buddy of mine stole from a cineplex in Towson, MD (c. Next of Kin).
I kicked it’s ass, sure — but I had to live with the sad fact that the cutout got in a few good shots before I finally put it down by braining it with a small goldfish bowl and a half-dozen well-flung Dentabones.
But this guy. Now he can eat some mushrooms…
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h/t Farm Accident Digest
But a Swayze cardboard cut-out from ‘Road House’ would have flattened you. The name…is DALTON.
I lived in a house in college that was under FBI surveillance for an entire year because the dumbasses who lived in the house before us were busted for the 2nd largest (at that time any way) seizure of hallucinogenic mushrooms in US history.
I suppose if your school’s gotta be known for something, that’s probably not what you want it known for…
“I suppose if your school’s gotta be known for something, that’s probably not what you want it known for…”
On the other hand, it’s better than being known as the alma mater of, say, Michael Moore or Teddy Kennedy.
or Patrick Swayze.
actually, he did a pretty good turn in the fabulous Donnie Darko a few years back. and then he disappeared, again.
i’m still waiting for the sequel to Road House. have you guys heard anything?
Road House II: The Wreck-oning is due in April of 2006. I kid you not.
Okay, I kid you.
whatever, jeff! you pen a crafty script to the sequel, make an earnest pitch to the right studio exec, and your hollywood dreams just might become reality…
then you would rule.
I hope you’re prepared to sleep with the director and any & all producers. Hey, if it worked for me, it can work for anyone.
And they said Robocop 2 would be an impossible act to follow. I sure showed them!
After a couple three vodkas, I could kick Barbra Streisand’s ass, I’m pretty sure.
I can’t believe I missed the chance to throw in a “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries,” reference here.
Must be slippin’…
“littering and…”