surfer guy 1: “Dude, I really need that ten bucks you owe me. Like, asap.” surfer guy 2: “Sorry, can’t help you, bro. Left all my cash in the other America.” surfer guy 1: “Oh. Bummer.”
July 28, 2004
A Poem from 1966, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (twenty-first in a series)
“The Pomegranate Michael Moore Circus” I am desolate in dimension circling the sky like a rainy bird, wet from toe to crown wet from bill to wing. I feel like a drowned king at the pomegranate Michael Moore circus. I vowed last year that I wouldn’t go again but here I sit in my usual seat, dripping and clapping as the pomegranates go Michael Moore goes by in their metallic
July 28, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 10
After I torched Sean Hannity in an arm wrestling match this morning, I heard him mutter something to Paula Zahn about his “lingering tennis elbow.” To which I say, whatever happened to personal responsibility, Hannity? I mean, you didn’t hear Tony Snow making excuses when I pinned his ass, did you…? You whiny little bitch.
July 28, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 10
After I torched Sean Hannity in an arm wrestling match this morning, I heard him mutter something to Paula Zahn about his “lingering tennis elbow.” To which I say, whatever happened to personal responsibility, Hannity? I mean, you didn’t hear Tony Snow making excuses when I pinned his ass, did you…? You whiny little bitch.
July 28, 2004
Mother and Child reunion…
Tman asks, “Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?” I suspect this to be a rhetorical question.
July 28, 2004
Mother and Child reunion…
Tman asks, “Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?” I suspect this to be a rhetorical question.
July 28, 2004
How I can tell Hillary Clinton is NOT a Raisinette
Hillary is quite a bit larger than a Raisinette Hillary is white His unusual tastes aside, Bill Clinton would never have married a Raisinette Hillary supports universal health care, whereas Raisinettes favor private health savings accounts and tax credits Raisinettes don’t trust the UN Hillary is tense and humorless; Raisinettes are mellow and have a wonderful sense of humor.
July 28, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Covention coverage, 9
Breaking: Astonishingly, some people continue to take Howard Dean seriously. More as I figure out how this is humanly possible.
July 28, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Covention coverage, 9
Breaking: Astonishingly, some people continue to take Howard Dean seriously. More as I figure out how this is humanly possible.
July 27, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 8
Overheard on the convention floor: ”Nothing here is real. Nothing. For example, Boston baked beans? Not baked beans at all. The misleading little candied shits.” — CNN’s Phil Hirschkorn