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How I can tell Hillary Clinton is NOT a Raisinette

  1. Hillary is quite a bit larger than a Raisinette
  2. Hillary is white
  3. His unusual tastes aside, Bill Clinton would never have married a Raisinette
  4. Hillary supports universal health care, whereas Raisinettes favor private health savings accounts and tax credits
  5. Raisinettes don’t trust the UN
  6. Hillary is tense and humorless; Raisinettes are mellow and have a wonderful sense of humor.

7 Replies to “How I can tell Hillary Clinton is NOT a Raisinette”

  1. Scott P says:

    But she is a shriveled sour grape…

  2. I thought it was because she is a goober, and a goober is definitely going to be confused with a raisinette.

    Or that raisinettes just aren’t that popular on the Upper East Side.

    Or perhaps that raisinettes do not wear yellow pants suits.

    Or throw lamps.

  3. Scott R says:

    Don’t raisinettes also perform a very soulful rendition of ‘I heard it through the grapevine’ back in the ‘80s?

  4. Jim says:

    Raisinetes may look like pieces of shit, but they are not.

  5. Jim says:

    Preview button………..damn!

    “Raisinettes”

  6. As stupid as New York State voters are, they’d never have voted for a raisinette as their Senator.

  7. Mitch says:

    Did you know that chocolate-covered ants taste just like Raisinettes?  I don’t want to know what the junior senator from New York tastes like.  I think she would make a Maori gag, and they ate people because they liked the taste: “long pig.”

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