“Duck and Cover” “Self-inflicted Wound” “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” “The Princess and the Pea” “John Kerry Reporting for a Very Public Asskicking!” “Swift Boat Veterans for ‘Make Them Stop, Please,‘ cried the whiny liberal dandies” “The French Connection III” “Tea Cups and Shrimp Forks” “You’re fucking joking, right…?” **** story

From Drudge (h/t Ace): Kerry’s campaign now says is possible first Purple Heart was awarded for unintentional self-inflicted wound… Kerry received Purple Heart for wounds suffered on 12/2/68… In Kerry’s own journal written 9 days later, he writes he and his crew, quote, ‘hadn’t been shot at yet’… Developing… In related news, Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann remove their withered little balls with a boxcutter and reluctantly send them to

nervous militant 1:  “Feh.  I could beat Angola myself, Halil.  Do not read too much into the Great Satan’s renewed hardwood prowess.  After all, Lebron James would never dunk on Allah like he did on those hapless Angolan dogs.” nervous militant 2:  “Praise be to him.” nervous militant 1:  “Praise be to him, indeed.  I mean, Allah brings the D, Dawg…!”*

THK:  “You’re not planning to spread me on that white bread, are you, Conchita?  Because I command you not to spread me on that white bread! Conchita: THK:  “Okay, fine, have it your way… But don’t you dare cover me in that processed turkey meat –” Conchita:  THK:  “Oh good lord, no—not tomato slices.  Have a heart, would you…?” Conchita: THK:  “…Wait, what are those—jalapenos?  Because this isn’t funny anymore,

THK:  “You’re not planning to spread me on that white bread, are you, Conchita?  Because I command you not to spread me on that white bread! Conchita: THK:  “Okay, fine, have it your way… But don’t you dare cover me in that processed turkey meat –” Conchita:  THK:  “Oh good lord, no—not tomato slices.  Have a heart, would you…?” Conchita: THK:  “…Wait, what are those—jalapenos?  Because this isn’t funny anymore,

Via CFIF: In July, Inter Presse news service reported that a top U.N. official was preparing a new study that will outline numerous global tax proposals to be considered by the General Assembly at its September meeting. The proposals will likely include everything from global taxes on e-mails and Internet use to a global gas tax and levies on airline travel. If adopted, American taxpayers could wind up paying hundreds

Via CFIF: In July, Inter Presse news service reported that a top U.N. official was preparing a new study that will outline numerous global tax proposals to be considered by the General Assembly at its September meeting. The proposals will likely include everything from global taxes on e-mails and Internet use to a global gas tax and levies on airline travel. If adopted, American taxpayers could wind up paying hundreds

Democratic strategist Mary Anne Marsh, speaking moments ago on “Hannity and Colmes”:  “George Bush betrayed his country by sending us to war on false pretenses, and George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” Yes.  You read that right.  “George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” “George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” Given an opportunity to correct this rather incredible statement,

You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah

You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah