nervous militant 1: “Feh. I could beat Angola myself, Halil. Do not read too much into the Great Satan’s renewed hardwood prowess. After all, Lebron James would never dunk on Allah like he did on those hapless Angolan dogs.”
nervous militant 2: “Praise be to him.”
nervous militant 1: “Praise be to him, indeed. I mean, Allah brings the D, Dawg…!”*
When Allah crashes the boards, Allah </i>crashes the boards.</i>