With Danny DeVito as . . .
Actually, you know the old saw about March: In like a(n) X, out like a(n) Y. Here, we’re supposed to get a foot of snow tonight, so I guess it’s more or less in like a candiru. Or maybe a Viking. Quagmire. But circle the end of March, anyway, because there’s bang and whimper, and a lot in the balance today.
And in case you were wondering what the Meaning of Life is, Pwn3dagon has the solution for you:
The solution is simple: Quit giving a shit and just be a Slut.
So, if I seemed like I was dissing Treacher yesterday, I stand corrected.
But please don’t throw me into that briar patch.
WaPo Reporter Lies, Lies, Lies.
F 
ck, fck, fck.
Fck, fck, fck.
Fck, fck, fck.
There’s no one you can do that can’t be done.
No bell you can ring that can’t be rung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
I’m easy.
No one you can make that can’t be made.
Nothing you can lay can’t be laid.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It’s sleazy.
All you need is fck.
All you need is fck.
All you need is fck, fck.
Fck is all you need.
Nothing you can boink that isn’t boinked.
Any man who disagrees just oinked.
No one who can cum inside you who’ll infect you with pregnancy.
I’m greasy.
All you need is fck.
All you need is fck.
All you need is fck, fck.
Fck is all you need.
I’m waxing nostalgic for the days(both of them) when that vile harridan was the official campaign blogger for Edwards. Maybe Obama and Hillary will hire her. Obviously, she’s an ideal spokesperson for their voting base.
Christ, what an imbecile.
There’s nothing quite so gratifying as rubbernecking past a bunch of self-righteous indignation. It’s almost unbelievable that that many people can be so dense as to utterly miss where Ace rebukes the attitude of “attempting to ape the most selfish, brutish behavior by men and calling themselves enlightened and empowered for doing so.” The daisy-chain of “oh, he’s just a misogynist” is the icing on the cake.
Discludes? Never heard of the word till now. She’s way too cool for me.
I am outraged! OUTRAGED!!
Hussy!
I wonder if there is a small part of Amanda’s brain that tells her she’s being dishonest in her evaluation of the writings of others; or if, in fact, she is as dumb as a bag of rocks.
I guess it could be both.
In any case, I’m sure all she needs is the love of a good man.
At the least, could we say that she done been al Quagmired?
Watch the language. You are going to ruin our numbers.
I have heard nice things about Michael Bérubé. Now I know that he’s an Admirer of Amanda, and can be safely disregarded.
Defense Guy—trust me, it’s the rocks.
Honestly, reading that post made me rather depressed. Woman proudly boasting that they’ll have sex with whoever strikes their fancy, whenever, as often as they like, and that it is empowering to not have any sort of moral compass holding them back (because of the PATRIARCHY) – just makes me want to home school my kids THROUGH college.
There used to be “sluts” and “girls you took home to meet the family”, with varies degrees in between. Now, to be a slut is the norm, and many men have adopted the line that if a girl doesn’t put out by the second date she’s not worth a third.
Progress?
I wonder the same thing. She obviously doesn’t care what anyone else is saying, just skims it looking for ways to twist bits of it into something she can use. I think it is a dishonesty bred of stupidity, if that makes any sense.
Amanda may be unique in that she appears to suffer from a male dominated disorder.
She may prefer fornicatress over hussy as well.
http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php/type/doc/id/419
Interesting read.
Which leads to rather unfulfilling life doesn’t it? How can you appreciate companionship when it is all about “you”.
Fascinating nonetheless. And sad in a way. We all have our demons at times. I hope she finds a way to conquer hers as they appear the most self destructive. Narcicists attract those willing to feed your narcicism or harsh critics. Neither of which help you find emotional balance.
Or maybe I am just crazy…. Your call.
But what is a Narcissus without an Echo?
I once quit giving a shit. Had to go to the hospital after I gained about 10 pounds. Painful, and not recommended.
A bang and a whimper? I think I dated her.
(No, not Amanda, some notional her. Nevermind.)
She’s right – it is always empowering to lower yourself to the basest of behavior. Though to be honest I find it funny that she’s chosen to be proud of a function for which every dog is her equal and every jackass her superior.
She might as well state that she’s proud and liberated because she has an outstanding bowel movement every morning – which while it is not to be underrated, certainly isn’t of cosmic or even local significance.
TW: She’s clearly43 going to supprass her expectations because she keeps her sights so low.
Slut is such in inaccurate and derogatory term. I like to use the term “sequential monogamist,” I mean there is dignity in that, a higher purpose than just a round heels, a slut, or tramp. As a male sequential etc. I can honestly say I’ve never screwed a woman I wasn’t totally in love with. At the time. And I’ve been totally in love more times than I could ever hope to count. A sequential monogamist is chaste, we have an immaculatory presence, a sinlessness as it were. So it’s also possible that there are female sequential monogamists who also feel the same way, and who are the same way. I like to reserve the term “slut” to those women who put out while the line forms. Who have sex in bus depots and stuff .
But when you think about it, you and I are all sluts of a different kind. We are political sluts. We lay down for the endless line of politicians who will never stop fucking us, and like true sluts, we begin to like it after a while. A gangbang for peace and stuff.
Maybe “non-repeating serial monagomist” would be better Howard? Or “hyper-sonic speed-f****r”?
we can all have an ever so lovely time coming up with new terms because words are fun!
And what’s wrong with bus depots?
and by “non-repeating” I don’t mean to imply that the girls is slow like some old-fashioned muzzleloader! Gads, no! She is quite fast and efficient, like a well-oiled Vickers gun, by Jove!
Very ‘nicely’ put, Mickey NTH. But I’ll wager 99 to 1 that whatever the cause and result, it’s permanent. And its widespread – some kind of epidemic…I’ll go with [Dr.Sanity’s] malignant narcissism, but that’s still not the cause. Not that we’ll ever know.
Thanks, J.Peden, but I think a Virginian said something like that about a political rival a couple hundred years ago. I just don’t remember who he was or what exactly he said.
So it might have been rattling around in my head for some time, but I’m not certain.
I do give Miss Marcotte kudos for allowing me to unsheathe it in the light of day. It isn’t often someone gives you such a splendid opportunity to launch a torpedo against the flank of a capital ship.
I hope that torpedo had protection.
I do agree about the malignant narcissism; or as I’ve called it here, arrested adolesence. I play when I can, and I know when to put the fool away; the left seems (with honorable exceptions – Steve, I’m addressing you) to be unable to do that.
TW: Why would any girl want to lower herself to the level of a boy19? I know how uncivilized I was at 19.
The only protection was wit. And salt water. Metaphorically speaking, Dan.
TW: If life’s gonna imitate art77 then shouldn’t we all have disco balls in our homes? Or live like Buck Rogers (Dibs on the Princess of the Draconian Empire. Rowwrrrr.)
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And I definitely see a transition from being attention-deprived needy kids to slightly-more-independent and responsible students. ,