keep crapping in your hands
like that, pal, and so help me,
you won’t be looking through my
baseball card collection again
any
time
soon.
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Plastic sleeves, Jeff.
A little Windex, you’re good to go.
I poo, therefore I spam.
Good luck getting the monkey to wear sleeves. They all want the strapless bustiers.
Is an A-monkey the first prototype of the chimpan-Zee?
I neglected to mention that this poem is autobiographical.
And believe me, I got rid of that monkey toot sweet. No animal is going to tell me I can’t look at his baseball card collection.
There was, briefly, another post in this spot. My guess: gnomes disappeared it.
The little bastards.
My guess: gnomes disappeared it.
Wandering gangs of umemployed Pac-Man parenthesis?
The world thanks you for not going into dentistry, Jeff.
Recalcitrant is just another way of talking about never giving up on your goals. If you fail at something you should just keep trying because if you just give up you have failed yourself!
Teh Spunky!
I never trade cards with lesser-evolved primates anymore. They’re always trying to sleight-of-hand you on a trade. It’s not that they ever succeed, but how rude.
And the poo thing.
When I was trading with the filthy little primate, I took a McGwire rookie card for a Sosa rookie card.
But only because I’m racist.
You fling a couple of handfuls of your own shit, and you never live it down.
FECESIST!
Take your stinking paws off my cards, you damned dirty ape!
Jeff;
Does that explain your moist manlove for Matt Holliday?
NTTAWWT, BTW…
I’ll never be able to look this guy‘s baseball card in the eye again.
Be careful, or PETA may sic Chim-Chim on you.
Take your stinking paws off my cards, you damned dirty ape!
Jeff, you can’t let a monkey talk to you that way!
Next thing. They’ll be breeding us like cattle for food.
And maybe you oughtta see someone about the, uh “soylent green”. That or lay off the plankton.
Alright — some vintage Jeff! And monkeys. Life is good.
Sounds like that monkey could use a little spanking.
What is the sound of two-hand crapping?
[quote]What is the sound of two-hand crapping?[/quote]
Apprause.
I love you guys. Because you suck EXACTLY as much as I do. ;-P
A turd in hand is worth…
hey what gives?
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