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How Recalcitrant Is Your a-Monkey?

*****Now with OPEN THREAD!!*****

Memories.

(Recalcitrant) Monkey, Come Back

Gypsies’ Chimpanzees

Maybe I’m A Monkey

King Kong Song

Still looking for prayers for Keith Johnston, aka burrhog, from whom I haven’t heard in a couple of weeks. I hope he’s still with us. But prayers either way are welcome.

14 Replies to “How Recalcitrant Is Your a-Monkey?”

  1. JHoward says:

    10cc’s of air supply, charlie.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    I threw that last one in for you, JH.

    TW: same roadside
    (different roadkill?)

  3. JHoward says:

    For me? You flirt.

    The only appropriate response is to declare open thread.

    And on that note (and speaking of severe moonbattery; wink, nudge) Avi Lewis (On The Map, CBC Canada) is a complete idiot. This clown is a parody of himself being a parody of (to use their site’s hilarious vernacular) an “arch” Canadian Socialist ignorant.

    It simply doesn’t get ANY better than this (Jerry?) Lewis interview with seventeen orders of magnitude more intellect than this monkey’s own walnut-sized cognition and thimbleful of perspective:

    http://www.cbc.ca/onthemap/fullpage.php?id=87

    A lesson in keeping your head when all around are losing have lost theirs.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Cool. But it was the Dervish’s version of Gypsies’ Chimpanzees that I posted for you.

  5. JHoward says:

    And the similarity is striking Dan, what little I know of the Irish female. Like a little titanium Strad, if that makes any sense.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Oh, yes. Makes perfect sense, if a titanium Strad can smell like line-dried linen.

  7. JHoward says:

    Line-dried linen.

    Uncle. I give.

    With that and the single malt, I do believe the Irish saved civilization, if not having invented it outright.

  8. happyfeet says:

    Is it a coincidence that Sudan starts bombing civilians the same week the New York Times gets a hardon for genocide?

    I’m thinking they know the AP and pals aren’t eager to paint a picture of what a genocide looks like just now.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    happyfeet–Well, it’s entirely within your rights, seein’ as this is an open thread an’ all, but jaysus, man–who’s goin’ t’ be determinin’ how many dimensions they inhabit while yer makin’ yer point?

  10. happyfeet says:

    I… I don’t understand. Does this help?

    And also can I say “hardon for genocide” again?

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Their favourite suggestion is quantum vibrations in the vacuum of space (called vacuum energy or the cosmological constant) that could produce repulsive gravity.

    Hmmmm. Has the added benefit of explaining Gunter Grass.

  12. happyfeet says:

    Oh – I just saw your TMBG post. I get it.

  13. McGehee says:

    And also can I say “hardon for genocide” again?

    Only if you’re not still in high school.

  14. mojo says:

    I generally inhabit 4, Dan. I know – booooring.

    SB: Ibid., brilliant
    Who’s this Ibid guy, anyway?

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