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The "this is not a Saturday open thread post" post (UPDATED)

Because were it a “Saturday open thread post”, I’d have written something like “open thread!” — and not required that you keep your comments limited to the specific topic of this particular non-open thread thread, which is this: if you could discuss anything you wished in a post that is decidedly NOT a “Saturday open thread post,” what might that be?

And be specific, too.

Note: Oh. And for the weekend guest posters: the new url for posting is proteinwisdom.com/wp-admin. I’ve sent some of you whose emails I have handy the login instructions. If you didn’t get an email, email me and I’ll happily let you back into the loop.

Me, I have a “neighborhood picnic” to go to. Thinking about wearing dark socks and sandals so that I can tell instantly if the people I meet like me for me — and not simply because I’m so freakin’ cool that I sweat Italian ice.

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update: If you haven’t already done so, and you use RSS feeds for this site, please update your feeds. The changeover to WordPress affected the feed address. Or some such.

Just telling you what I’ve heard.

36 Replies to “The "this is not a Saturday open thread post" post (UPDATED)”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    Still trying to ready the PW Pub, which will happen, trust me.

    Just as there will eventually be an about page and a contact me page.

    And a secret page where I keep all the periods I refuse to use in my posts.  Because it so irks certain folks to have to navigate through my labyrinthian sentences.

  2. Spiny Norman says:

    Secret page? I thought the commas were holding them hostage? ;^)

  3. Jeff G. says:

    That would be "torture," Spiny.   And we can’t have that.

  4. TheGeezer says:

    A post I’d like to read: Are contemporary leftists still depending upon Marxist principles to derive a communist state, or are they simply in it for the money?

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    Heh, it looks like mine was kidnapped by Mr Question Mark.
     
    But he has escaped, driven to an act of desperation.

  6. Spiny Norman says:

    TheGeezer,
     
    "Are contemporary leftists still depending upon Marxist principles to derive a communist state, or are they simply in it for the money?"
     
    Could be both: once the true Marxist society is established (previous attempts at Communist states failed because they weren’t "pure" Marxism, you see…), they’re convinced they’ll be the elite governing class and will, of course, have all the money.

  7. furriskey says:

    Would it matter if the socks were polyester?

  8. Spiny Norman says:

    That would be even better (or worse, depending on your perspective and cultural heritage…).

  9. B Moe says:

    "Are contemporary leftists still depending upon Marxist principles
    to derive a communist state, or are they simply in it for the money?"
     

    I think most of them just want to be fashionable. 

  10. serr8d says:

    Since this isn’t an open thread, and we are trying to stay on topic, what’s a consensus on handling online death threats?I’m using humor and reason, myself…(Kind of in the Secret Page topic, I guess….)

  11. slackjawedyokel says:

    Would it matter if the socks were polyester?

    Polyester socks, if they come into contact with the hot exhaust of your John Deeretm Lawn and Garden Tractor, tend to melt and cause painful burns.  But for social occasions, OK.   Just don’t knock over any Tiki torches.
     

  12. slackjawedyokel says:

    Damn!  And I wrote the above comment just so I could see if the superscript thingy would work.
    Damntm.  Damntm.

  13. ahem says:

    Slack: Out-configured again!

  14. Pablo says:

    Since this isn’t an open thread, and we are trying to stay on topic, what’s a consensus on handling online death threats?

    I suggest brute force and bloodthirsty ruthlessness. Or diplomacy. Whichever.

  15. N. O'Brain says:

    I think most of them just want to be fashionable. 
     
    Like Cameron Diaz?
     
    http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/22/celebrity-moron-totes-trendy-maoist-handbag-in-peru-home-of-the-shining-path/

  16. furriskey says:

    "what’s a consensus on handling online death threats?"
     
    Have you been receiving them, or are you considering making some?
     

  17. kevin says:

    Heh, it looks like mine was captured by Mr. Question Mark.

    I QUESTION THE QUESTION MARK!!!

  18. furriskey says:

    QUERYIST!

  19. Pablo says:

    HOMOPHONOPHOBE!!!

  20. Sticky B says:

    Are contemporary leftists still depending upon Marxist principles to derive a communist state, or are they simply in it for the money?
    My guess is that they’re simply in it for the pussy.

  21. Mikey NTH says:

    On-Line death threats?  Lawyers as your first rank and a pump shotgun as the second rank.  If they get through the lawyers, then buck and slug.  Buck to keep them in place and slug to send whatever remains through the fence.  See your subdivision covenants regarding fence repair/replacement/reconstruction.  If you want to go totally retro, use an M1 carbine – classic design and lightweight.
     
    Then  you find a good taxidermist and have the head (if it survives) properly mounted for display.  Beat that, puppy-blender!
     
    N.B. – I am being a little (or a lot) facetious.

  22. EasyLiving says:

    You people reallly let me down this time.  If you don’t know who Freddy Reidenschnieder is, YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD.
     
    Coen Brothers.   Lawyer.  Black/White.  2001.
     
    The Man Who Wasn’t There.
     
    Do yourself a favor, and go get it.  Now. 
    See Jimmy G. (also known as Tony S.) cry like a little bitch-boy.
     
     
     

  23. happyfeet says:

    I went all week just sort of wondering if NPR, which endlessly analyzed Bloomberg’s presidential prospects, to maybe hint at the fact that he would be our first Jewish president. I don’t think it’s out of bounds, with the backdrop of terrorism, to note that a Jewish president would be an extraordinary thing… Wesley Clark would certainly find it remarkable. Also, did you know Mitt Romney was a Mormon? Yup. Heard it on NPR.

  24. mojo says:

    I think you mean labyrinthine

  25. mojo says:

    Ok, who stole my period? That’s not funny, guys.

  26. McGehee says:

    I just hacked Jeff’s secret page (which means I’ll never get to guest-post again, but c’est la vie). ……………………. ……………………………………………………. ………………………………………………… ………………. ……………………………….. ………………………………………… ……………………………………………………. …………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………………. …………………………… …………………….
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    …………………………… Use as many as you need.

  27. dicentra says:

    SJY:

    If you want to do the â„¢ sign, press the Alt key at the same time that you type 0153 on the number pad. It superscripts itself.

    Unlike ® (Alt+0174) which isn’t superscripted but should be. Or ­­© (Alt+0169) which isn’t superscripted nor should it be.

    Unless you are using a Mac, in which case the machine should read your mind and insert the special characters itself.

  28. TheGeezer says:

    McGeehee, how many months do those periods represent? 
     
    More imporatantly, whose were they?  And why were they on Jeff’s secret page?
     
    And why haven’t we ever seen both of you on the same post at the same time?

  29. slackjawedyokel says:

    Dicentra:
    Numbers?  You gotta type numbers??? 
     
    I’m still looking for the "Any" Key the manual says I’m supposed to hit so I can exit a PowerPoint tm slide show.

  30. slackjawedyokel says:

    TMtm.
    Heh. 

  31. dicentra says:

    If you want to use Special Characters, you must make the sacrifice of typing in a four-digit number, grasshopper. Or select Start > All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Character Map.

    Which will tell you the Secret Combination of Digits for special characters in the lower-right corner when you click on the character’s box.

  32. serr8d says:

    If you load your "English International" keyboard in Windows, you can produce many more  symbols with ‘Alt+’ another key…ex. «» ¶ ´ are all Rt. Alt+ other keys.  You’ll have to slow down a little with the (‘) and (") entrys (the International kybd. requires a ‘space’ press after the keypress, or you can get á, é, í and so on). Didn’t see the "Trademark" symbol per se, but did find ®, which is pretty close.  § laws may prohibit the  TM thing being assigned by Windows.  Just my 2¢ worth…   

  33. McGehee says:

    TMtm.

     You mean "TM™?"

  34. McGehee says:

    Wow, that just sucks to the suckiest sucky suck suck.

  35. mojo says:

    OMG…  Has anyone tried the "Insert Smiley" button?

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