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10. Bollocks and Falderall
11. John Bull and A Series of Unfortunate Events
I think Monty Python called it buggery on the high seas
or Cheech and Chong…
Crap! I reused “Bollocks”. That’s blatant plagerism. I’m out.
12. Predictable response to Bush’s “adventurism.”
13. A Disproportionate Response to an Unfortunate Incident in New York.
13. Mostly harmless.
The War to Restore Islam to Its Rightful Place as World Overlord, Inshallah.
“Skirmish against the continually angry fellows.”
Gobshite Yankee bangers & mash.
right. whos up for some vindaloo and a lager? (and fiery diarhea in the morning)
Where’s Harry Flashman when you need him?
This one may be closer to what may actually be used than you realize, Jeff… although it will probably be quickly reduced to “The Unpleasantness”.
(Formerly) Great Britain, reduced to a nation of
shopkeepersbland euphemisms.Sigh… They were always a nation of bland euphemisms; they just used to be a nation that acted more emphatically than it spoke.
14. “Hey, look! A unicorn!”
A Series Of Unfortunate Events is taken, sadly.
Hmmm.
15. “Please give us back our Royal Marines ‘cause their mummies and aunties miss them and it’s now tea time … sob”.
Honestly. I’m waiting for Churchill to climb out of his grave to slap these bastards silly.
15. Poodles ‘N Noodles.
Hmmm.
16. “Pussy flavored ramen noodles”
…
…………..
………………..
You know. Now that I reflect on that …
The alphie chronicles of bemusement…
Mr. Bean converts to Islam
“If only WE had invested in a baloon fence”
17. War against Islamism
tw: directly58
18. Do be a good boy and make sure my head is completely covered in sand.
Ooh! Ooh! I got a better one.
19. September 10, 2001
Better yet:
20. January 19, 2001
19. The Good Old Days
Make that number 21.
You misspelled Joooooos.
22. the crusade
BTW, Chris . . . dig your site. And I’m not just sucking up. Not just.
Sand Wars: Revenge of the Wogs.
Crusade XVII: In which we submit straightaway to our Muslim overlords before things get dicey.
World War III or IV
World War IV.
But sadly ‘The World’ has not yet made up its mind about who is on which side and the western media is predominately staffed by douchebag quislings, anyway. What a fucking mess!
WW1 – a disaster but ‘we’ won.
WWII – diabolical but ‘we’ won
WWIII – the Cold War, the Waiting Game, the USSR imploded and ‘we’ (therefore) won by default.
WWIV – who the Faqawi?
Thanks Dan
I try hard, some day I’ll have a tenth the readers as this blog….
sri dicentra – I failed to refresh before I posted and did not realise you had already made the point.
Somewhere in hell there are hundreds of dead IRA members thinking, “Bloody hell! If we’d’ve just waited, those blokes would’ve handed us the flippin keys.”
“The unpleasantness besides Prince William”
The biggest row since Diana and Elton.
Well, Christopher, if Jeff would have let me finish the job, you’d be even with him by now.
Jolly Old Occident
“Brittania Waives the Rules.”
“A Study In Yellow.”
“The Yellow-Bellied League.”
Occidental Tourists.
h/t Dan
“On Her Majesty’s Snivelling Service.”
The War that should not be named.
Highsiding for Allah
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=517_1176417044
“The Completely Silly Walk Over The Cliff”
“Pining For The Fjords Before Muslims Took Over Scandinavia”
“Our Man In Londonistan”
1o. They cover Cheap Trick’s “Surrender”
“Nothing Personal Really”.
It’s not much, but it would be fun when it gets shortened to NPR.
“Bloody wogs! Hrrmpf!”
And that’s just the French.
“Holiday in the Sun”
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun..
I was thinking more along the lines of the Sex Pistols, but, hey, whatever floats yer boat.
Whoops!
Operation Silent Fart.
But you shouldn’t pay any attention to what Hilary Benn says. Nobody else does.
“Neville”
Joe Kennedy’s Legacy
Denby Diggs Puttery for Peace
“We’ll Stay On Our Side, Part II: This Time It’s Perfectly Clear”
Furriskey, is he Tony Benn’s progeny?
Yes, his son (and heir, had Tony not ditched his Viscountcy.)
We like to encourage dynastic behaviour even among our Socialists.
Has the same insane eyes as Dad.