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the “what in God’s name is that thing in my garbanzo beans?” post (inspired by true events)

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20 Replies to “the “what in God’s name is that thing in my garbanzo beans?” post (inspired by true events)”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:
    April 16, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    This post brought to you at least partially by tonight’s Scotch, Lismore.  Which, incidentally, is one of the best values out their for Speyside single malts.

  2. happyfeet says:
    April 16, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    some folks call it a chick pea

  3. Robert says:
    April 16, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    If you’d been drinking mezcal, you could have beetles in your chickpeas and worms in your booze.

    Oh, by the way: I was channelling Rosie O’Donnell’s reaction to the Va. Tech shootings just now:

    ching chong bang bang ching chong

  4. lunarpuff says:
    April 16, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    It was probably just blackened garlic.

    Unless it moved. Then it was a beetle.

  5. mojo says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    That’s what you get for letting the ‘dillo cook…

  6. cochinomarrano says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    Ringo or Paul?

  7. R.L.Paige says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Quiet—or everybody will want one.

  8. me says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    67 beans.

  9. me says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    er…make that 69. Makes you wonder.

  10. maggie katzen says:
    April 16, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    mmmmm, time to make more hummus.

  11. Spiny Norman says:
    April 17, 2007 at 1:54 am

    Kinda reminds me of a Richard Pryor routine about his half-blind grandmother whose Thanksgiving turkey stuffing was always a bit of an adventure:

    Sayyyyy… that almond’s got legs.

  12. furriskey says:
    April 17, 2007 at 3:20 am

    Get on to your lawyer. Play this right and you need never bleg again..

  13. nk says:
    April 17, 2007 at 6:24 am

    Cereal beetles are not as bad as cockroaches but to be safe you might consider throwing out all your opened grains (bread and cookies too) and giving those cabinets a good scrub.  They lay tiny little eggs everywhere.

  14. Lost My Cookies says:
    April 17, 2007 at 6:29 am

    If you eat a beatle does that mean you like the kinks?

  15. Sticky B says:
    April 17, 2007 at 7:56 am

    Beetles are a great source of protein.

    Garbanzo beans have always been associated with wisdom.

    I finally get it.

  16. Dan Collins says:
    April 17, 2007 at 8:03 am

    Eat the Beetles

  17. Jim in KC says:
    April 17, 2007 at 8:23 am

    If you eat a beatle does that mean you like the kinks?

    Beach Boys.

  18. McGehee says:
    April 17, 2007 at 9:25 am

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  19. Jim in KC says:
    April 17, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Mushroom! Mushroom!

    Ooooh, it’s a snake…

  20. Rob D says:
    April 17, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    McGehee, Jim in KC, you two owe me a new keyboard smile

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