“The Schrödinger’s cat can’t find his Nokona American Legend Series baseball glove post†(from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Schrödinger: “I know you’ve checked the box already. But keep checking. Trust me on this.”
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BTW: I just received the book “Shroedinger’s Rabbits” as a gift. I am not kidding. Apparently it claims that quantum uncertainty is explained by the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. Well, thats your problem right there!
Apparently it claims that quantum uncertainty is explained by the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. Well, that’s your problem right there!
Seems to explain alphoid (Curiously Wrong!™ ) and markg8…
Schrödinger’s cat:
Box:
Well, I get the pervious comment anyway. Stupid cat couldn’t count, apparently.
tw: “big69” – ohboyohboyohboy!
I also got the previous comment…
I hope I provided some sort of Muse-like inspiration for this post with my previous comment.
At least in my delusional fantasy world I did.
I get the post, but not so much the comments.
Robb —
You did, in fact, remind me of this series. Or you didn’t.
See?
Irony: The first time I read the last comment, I didn’t see the “or you didn’t.”
The second time, it was the only thing I saw.
I find that this entry both is and isn’t funny.
OK, so here’s my question:
What if you put Schrödinger in the box instead of his cat? Surely he’s a qualified observer.
If you never open the box and check on him, is he alive or dead?
Depends. Can he have a hooker with him?
In Vegas, yes.
“No, Officer, I don’t know how fast I was going. But I know exactly where I am.”
Did anyone ever think of asking the cat?
Can the cat even talk?
Christ, I can’t believe I’m forced to ask twice in the same day: is Hillary smoking crack?
Breaking news: the cat is dead, okay?
BTW: I just received the book “Shroedinger’s Rabbits” as a gift. I am not kidding. Apparently it claims that quantum uncertainty is explained by the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. Well, thats your problem right there!
Officer to Schrödinger – pulled over for doing 60mph in a school zone:
“Do you have any idea where you are, and how fast you were going?!”
Schrödinger’s old lady:
“Oh Christ, here we go again!”
Methinks Ya’ll are conflating with Heisenberg.
Damn, I was in the wrong quantum physics thread.
I would be more interested in who has to clean out the cat box.
Is there a turd in there, or not?
Seems to explain alphoid (Curiously Wrong!™ ) and markg8…
Because otherwise nobody would ever read me
BECAUSE OF THE RELEVANCY!!!
Well, its a theory.
Tramadol….
Tramadol side effects. Tramadol 100mg. Tramadol dog. Tramadol….