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“The Schrödinger’s cat can’t find his Nokona American Legend Series baseball glove post” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Schrödinger: “I know you’ve checked the box already.  But keep checking.  Trust me on this.”

25 Replies to ““The Schrödinger’s cat can’t find his Nokona American Legend Series baseball glove post” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. mojo says:

    Schrödinger’s cat:

  2. furriskey says:

    Box:

  3. sherlock says:

    Well, I get the pervious comment anyway.  Stupid cat couldn’t count, apparently.

    tw: “big69” – ohboyohboyohboy!

  4. sherlock says:

    I also got the previous comment…

  5. Robb Allen says:

    I hope I provided some sort of Muse-like inspiration for this post with my previous comment.

    At least in my delusional fantasy world I did.

  6. OHNOES says:

    I get the post, but not so much the comments. rasberry

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Robb —

    You did, in fact, remind me of this series.  Or you didn’t.

    See?

  8. OHNOES says:

    Irony: The first time I read the last comment, I didn’t see the “or you didn’t.”

    The second time, it was the only thing I saw.

  9. Eric J says:

    I find that this entry both is and isn’t funny.

  10. refugee50s says:

    OK, so here’s my question:

    What if you put Schrödinger in the box instead of his cat? Surely he’s a qualified observer.

    If you never open the box and check on him, is he alive or dead?

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Depends.  Can he have a hooker with him?

  12. furriskey says:

    In Vegas, yes.

  13. Manolo Cabeza de Huevo says:

    “No, Officer, I don’t know how fast I was going.  But I know exactly where I am.”

  14. N. O'Brain says:

    Did anyone ever think of asking the cat?

  15. TODD says:

    Can the cat even talk?

  16. Jim in KC says:

    Christ, I can’t believe I’m forced to ask twice in the same day:  is Hillary smoking crack?

  17. sherlock says:

    Breaking news: the cat is dead, okay?

    BTW: I just received the book “Shroedinger’s Rabbits” as a gift.  I am not kidding.  Apparently it claims that quantum uncertainty is explained by the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.  Well, thats your problem right there!

  18. sherlock says:

    Officer to Schrödinger – pulled over for doing 60mph in a school zone:

    “Do you have any idea where you are, and how fast you were going?!”

    Schrödinger’s old lady:

    “Oh Christ, here we go again!”

  19. grouch says:

    Methinks Ya’ll are conflating with Heisenberg.

  20. Jim in KC says:

    Damn, I was in the wrong quantum physics thread.

  21. grouch says:

    I would be more interested in who has to clean out the cat box.

    Is there a turd in there, or not?

  22. McGehee says:

    Apparently it claims that quantum uncertainty is explained by the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.  Well, that’s your problem right there!

    Seems to explain alphoid (Curiously Wrong!™ ) and markg8…

  23. Robb Allen says:

    Because otherwise nobody would ever read me

    BECAUSE OF THE RELEVANCY!!!

  24. furriskey says:

    conflating with Heisenberg.

    Well, its a theory.

  25. Tramadol. says:

    Tramadol….

    Tramadol side effects. Tramadol 100mg. Tramadol dog. Tramadol….

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