“Left along with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, heap big woman, you made a fat boy out of me.”
Whatever floats your boat, neighbor. Anyway, I thought you were, you know, gay. NTTAWWT.
Answer ghosted here->“Fat Bottomed Girls,” Queen
Search
Archive Calendar
| M | T | W | T | F | S | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ||||||
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | |||||
Archives
Categories
- A Government That Can Force You to Buy Health Insurance Can Make You Do Anything (3)
- a protein wisdom philosophy primer (3)
- academics (25)
- armadillo (8)
- Friday Fiction 100 Word Challenge (51)
- from the protein wisdom conceptual series (136)
- identity politics (33)
- If Republicans Win the Senate in 2014 (1)
- in which celebraties comment on current events (67)
- language / intentionalism (88)
- legal (6)
- My brief conversations with inanimate objects (130)
- NSA / FISA (46)
- One Term to Serve, the 2012 Revival (6)
- Overheard in a Fallujah bunker (27)
- Poems from 196x, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brauti (27)
- protein wisdom's DNC coverage (30)
- protein wisdom's RNC coverage (29)
- protein wisdom: the movie Lists (20)
- Provocateurism (16)
- real-time empirical observations (51)
- red pills found behind the sofa cushions (42)
- Scenes from my driveway (61)
- Talking back to 80s music (41)
- The Martha Stewart Chronicles (58)
- The protein wisdom interviews (10)
- The protein wisdom original poems (142)
- Uncategorized (20,046)
- Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged (34)
Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
Wasn’t he more, um, bisexual when he was younger?
Or is that just female fantasy?
I thought he just slept with anything with a heartbeat.
Maybe that’s more like it, lunarpuff.
The correct lyrics:
“Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!”
Yeah, yeah, I know, blow it out my *ss.
For the record, just sayin’
heehee.
I think you’re right FBW.
Heap big woman should be submitted to that site that lists lyrics as people actually sing them. Whatever it is.
That’s funny.
I yanked the lyrics off of a lyrics page on the net. I assumed they were correct. Plus, they sounded like I heard it.
The ones you posted make more sense, tho.
I’m still gonna sing it your way next time I hear it cranky!
…but Freddy’s mustache was as butch as they come, mister!
And here’s the video.
It was butch all right. But wasn’t his mustache one aspect of the beastiality rumors? Does anyone else remember that?
Don’t remember the details, was still attending a pretty small high school, but I remember the rumors.
I never heard any beastiality rumors about Freddie, but I remember hearing them about Elton John when I was in the fifth grade or so.
I think most of those kinds of rumors, if not all of them, are urban legend territory.
I don’t remember rumors about Elton John. Richard Gere, maybe.
“Bring me another one, this one’s broken!”
-Freddie Mercury