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Shallow Thoughts, by CraigC

When I was a boy, I wanted to be like Dash Riprock.  When I found out that he was just a made-up character, and was really Jethro, I cried and cried.

10 Replies to “Shallow Thoughts, by CraigC”

  1. Donald says:

    Dash ain’t no made up character!  He’s playing San Antonio on the 27th!

  2. Dan Collins says:

    I hear ya, Craig.  I wanted to be one of The Spinners.

  3. Lew Clark says:

    I wanted to be Jethro.

  4. I wanted to be a Pip.

    Wooo woooo!

  5. B Moe says:

    I wanted to know why none of the hillbilly girls I grew up with looked like Ellie Mae.

  6. Alan says:

    I wanted to be a double-naught spy, graduate sixth grade and know how to cipher all the up to the 9’s.

  7. McGehee says:

    I only half wanted to be Jethro. Back then, I understood liking vittles. The “pretty girls” part was still a month or two off yet.

  8. nikkolai says:

    Uncle Jed’s dough would have been nice…but I don’t know about Grannie’s vittles.

  9. I wanted that little trailer down on Pismo Beach…

  10. The bachelor pad, that is…

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