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Saturday Respite

The dingo ate my baby!

From the cutting room floor, ABC News, continued:

20/20’s Barbara Walters: “In a recent MTV ‘Choose or Lose’ appearance, your husband said, quote, ‘I’m fascinated by rap and hip-hop. I think there’s a lot of poetry in it. There’s a lot of anger. A lot of social energy in it –‘”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Fo’ shizzle, my nizzle. Eb’body know JFK all Opie on the blunt.”

Barbara Walters: “– indeed. But given your background, Teresa, you understand how people of my generation might…question… the sincerity of your enthusiasm for urban youth culture — “

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Sheeeyit, B. I have traveled the very fabric of time itself to call you a cracker.”

Barbara Walters: “– you’ve lost me, I’m afraid –“

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “– I’m Rick James, bitch!”

4 Replies to “Saturday Respite”

  1. John Beck says:

    I can’t believe “I’m Rick James, bitch!” has become some sort of pop-culture phenomenon.

    I also can’t believe that I still laugh at it.  It’s the visual, I think. 

    Bitch!

  2. Jeff G says:

    Yeah.  I thought the Prince/basketball/pancake story was freakin’ hilarious, too.

    Hell, if Beanie Babies can catch on…

  3. Jeff,

    You seem to be breaking the 1st rule of Fight Club on a regular basis these days.

  4. Jeff G says:

    I know, it’s sad. But once the weather gets nice…well, I just don’t want to get people’s hopes up. wink

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