In what can only be described as a budding marketing bonanza for companies that service the porn industry, it may be possible in the future to cure your constipation and tighten up your sphincter at the same time. Italian researchers at University Hospital Agostino Gemelli, Rome are investigating the utility of ultrasound-guided local injections of Botox to relieve constipation in 24 sufferers.
As someone who has seen a couple of porn flicks here and there, I generally applaud the movement in the adult film industry toward more and more backdoor antics. This, of course, presents something of a problem once an actress becomes a veteran in the business, and I think you know what I’m talking about. No matter how exciting a scene might be, if the actress involved has a poopchute that puts the viewer in mind of Evel Kneivel’s ill-fated jump over the Snake River Canyon, that takes some of the luster off the moment.
With this new technology, a porn actress need never be worried that she’s presenting her bad side to the camera. AND, she won’t be suffering from that pesky constipation that often accompanies a protein-heavy diet. Not only that, but there’s an upside for the porn consumer. If this comes to fruition, in addition to friendly arguments over whether certain actresses’ tits are store-bought, many lively discussions will ensue on the subject of, “Hey, you think she’s had the ol’ purple starfish worked on?”
It’s a win-win situation for everyone.
Well, now we know Carig has an anal sex fetish. Just fucking wonderful.
“No matter how exciting a scene might be, if the actress involved has a poopchute that puts the viewer in mind of Evel Kneivel’s ill-fated jump over the Snake River Canyon, that takes some of the luster off the moment.”
CraigC, that was some funny “shit”.
This site is now officially doomed to hell.
I’m not all that squemish about the act but my thought once I started reading this post was, “Hmm. A new low a PW.”
Hmmmm.
Is this a fixation for you jewish fellows?
Eh Jeff? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
Well, now we know Carig has an anal sex fetish.
It’s not a fetish, my friend. It’s a lifestyle.
“Uh, that can’t be comfortable.”
<presses “eject”>
Not my post, ed.
I distance myself from it, in fact. In several ways.
Jeff: Please come back and rid us of these hacks.
PW is soooo never getting back in to the Department of the Interior.
The dillo should look for new digs, if the Helen Reddy songs and stuff like this is going to continue.
What’s with the skanky posts lately? I do want to check out PW when I’m at work from time to time. Let’s be careful out there.
It’s partially my fault. I set a precedent of sorts, by conjuring up an image of William Shakespeare performing a cruel, unnatural carnal act on the Associated Press.
What, suddenly you’re all a bunch of schoolmarms? That was, um, tongue-in-cheek. Jeez, lighten up. And get a sense of humor. If you want to be offended, become progressives.
I just don’t want this site block by the content filter. That’s all.
First anal bleaching. Now anal botox. Is there anything these assholes won’t think of?
Now, that’s more like it.
Don’t fret Craig , The department of The Posterior’s cool with the post .
When I wrote “low”, I was intending a double entendre. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
mind56: Of course I don’t mind. Hell, Wonkette staked her career on ass-fucking.
“Snake River Canyon”?
Ahem.
She’s got to be good for something. I think we found her calling!
She does have a very pretty face – so I demand she face a mirror to make sure I MAXIMISE her potential/use! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Original comedy depends on jumping from one conclusion to another, preferably inappropriate one. This is a funny post, and well written.
I have never watched a single episode of 24, but now I will know not to watch it if there are any labcoated Italians in the room.