Of course, an alternate explanation for yesterday’s events is that we are so insanely confident in our abilities in the War on Terror that we’re even willing to put Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in charge of the Congress.
Kind of like playing the second string in a college football blowout.
Garbage time, as it were. With the added mockery of having the misogynistic bastards getting beaten up by a woman. And Nancy Pelosi.
But that’s just a theory. Me, I’m stocking up on ammo and potassium iodide, and practicing my conversational Arabic.
You have to bring in the second team when your key players keep spiking the ball in the opponent’s
end zone.
Get over. The Keystone Kops can regroup and learn to organize something simple first, like a trip to
the crapper. Then, maybe they can play with the
adults.
How long will you trolls keep pooping around here? You won. Now, go and work on those big plans. We’re waiting to bask in the glow of your superior intellect.
WHITE HOUSE TO-DO LIST:
1)Find veto stamp.
2)Buy veto stamp ink.
3)Have AG explain Executive Privilege.
4)Start search for new UN Ambassador.
5)Inquire as to availability of really good constitutional lawyer to go on immediate retainer.
6)Throw good-bye party for Rummy, Bolton, etc.
7)Work on Presidential Library project (must be better than “Bill Clinton Presidential Library, Massage Parlour & Humidor Museum” in Little Rock).
8)Get VP Cheney to invite Mark Foley, Jack Abramoff, Duke Cunningham and Bob Ney on a hunting trip.
Who are these “adults” that have been mentioned?
Being taunted by folks who think that they need to hit the return key in a word processor is almost as much fun as walking downwind of the guy who sleeps under the walkway at the ballyard.
is almost as much fun as walking downwind of the guy who sleeps under the walkway at the ballyard.
His party won last night. Get over it!
“But that’s just a theory. Me, I’m stocking up on ammo and potassium iodide, and practicing my conversational Arabic.”
Wow Jeff, you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue….
You know, whenever the libs lose an election they do two things: call a shrink, and they start talking about “positive action”. I’m quite able to cope on my own, but I like the sound of positive action. Here’s mine: I’m applying for my concealed carry permit tomorrow, AND purchasing a new firearm, something of the .45 cal variety. No, I’m not advocating violence or anything like that–just something that pisses off the left(I already own an SUV, and I already chose to keep my son rather than abort him). If anyone can think of other ways to show defiance, please share.
Don’t forget your
Mark I autoinjector antidote kit containing:
1) Atropine autoinjector (2 mg in 0.7 cc’s)
2)Pralidoxime chloride autoinjector – 2-PAM (600 mg in 2 cc’s)
More troll poop.
It looks like we’ll get to keep concealed carry in my state after all, so I’m with Chairman Me. Time to finally get that permit, and time to get some new guns.
Don’t forget national ammo day, Nov 19.
For those of you seeking .45 cal handguns, might I humbly suggest this.
Donkey Kong, Jeff didn’t post that. Apparently a a little post-election euphoria does nothing for your reading comprehension.
Not a huge fan of polymer pistols, but if I were in the market for one, that would be it.
Best Day of my life. Democrats win the senate and house and Rumsfeld quits. What a strong leader. I guess Bush really does have a plan. ?
Bush Hater: Enjoy your moment. Suck it all up.
cranky-d wrote:
You forget that the Left is the philosophy that brought us the “re-education” camp. They won’t leave because simply winning an election is not enough for them, all of us icky people who disagree with them must be forced to proclaim their doctrinal superiority.
Else it’s crimethink.
“You forget that the Left is the philosophy that brought us the “re-education†camp. They won’t leave because simply winning an election is not enough for them, all of us icky people who disagree with them must be forced to proclaim their doctrinal superiority.
Else it’s crimethink.”
Oh c’mon. you’ve got it all wrong.
First we abort you, then we take away your guns, then we staple you into a Prius that only gets the muslim call to prayer on the stereo. THEN we re-educate you.
No doubt, you are all battle-hardend members of the 101st keyboarders feared “Cheeto” Battalion.
You will soon bow to the “Gay-defeatocrate-stem cell-eating” Overloards
Look, that was pretty good. Then you had to go and spoil it with the hackneyed “101st keyboarder” schtick.
I hate to say this, but why have W and Rummy been fighting this war like LBJ?
Why are we not KICKING ASS?
If you are going to fight a war, FIGHT A FUCKING WAR!!!!
Over and out.
Pissed off Dog
Politically speaking, yes, ‘cause it’s all downhill from here. The democrats have two options in governing: piss off the voters, or piss off the base (you). Either way, I agree with your assesment of your political fortunes.
Personally speaking, my condolences. Is this what your life’s about? Politics? I mean, I’m certainly outspoken on such matters, but no election could ever come close to the best day in my life. No matter who controls Congress, my newborn son is still beautiful, and so is my wife. My parents are still my hero’s, and I will still define myself by doing right by them. I’m now an associate prinicpal at my firm, and soon I’ll be designing a highrise hotel within view of where I grew up. Politics is a sidetrack in my life, a passion but also a diversion. When my eulogies are given, they will say nothing of this day.
I pity you. May you find something actually worth living for.
Do you want the nice answer or the honest one?
honest answer hint: smells like fish.
Hillary or Pelosi?
Their religion has been validated. They’re having an epiphany. Gaia is great and all is right with the world now.
If they should make a mockery of our faith, we’d be remiss in not returning the favor. Our God offers us great license in such matters.
My parents are still my hero’s, and I will still define myself by doing right by them.
Except the times Mom pounds on the bathroom door “Moi, why is it taking you so long, your fishsticks are getting cold!”
Well said, Donkey. Now… would you care to share the provenance of your hostility toward your parents?
Anyway… the part that irks me most is that as Republican voters go about their lives, upset by this result but generally calm and civil, Democrat voters will assume that Repubs are not getting all lawyered up and throwing around the accusations of !election !altering !voter !fraud! not because we’re reasonable people willing to live with a result that doesn’t favor us, while working to create once again a public climate that will return control to our party, but because we were clearly guilty of such fraud in 2000, 2002, 2004… The projection at work has kept me in a crummy mood all day.
Yet, somehow, I function (I might say I “soldier on,” but we’re in a New Era, aren’t we? Today, anyway), without indulging a desire to speculate frothily on Dean’s sanity, Pelosi’s street cred, Kerry’s motives, Kennedy’s brain function… My very “progressive” coworkers crowed and I sighed; my children’s school friends reported their parents’ utter joy (one told her daughter that “the bad president got fired,” which took some explaining, I’ll tell you, being utterly without grounding in the vaunted reality that is the watchword and token of the party now in some kind of control of my tax bill and this nation’s defense spending) and I undertook to explain the democratic process to the 9- and 5-year-olds.
Let’s talk about those “adults,” shall we, young semanticleo?
DonkeyKong,
Anytime, anyplace. I’m dead serious. If you want to insult my parents, then let’s arrange a meeting: . I’m more than willing to go any damn where in this continent to defend my honor and that of my family. Bring it on, chickencommenter.
Pussy. Anytime. Anywhere.
Check your email Chairman Moi
Ew. You need a permission slip or something?
Snarkety snark, snark.
The reply is in the mail. Let me make it clear that I’m not issuing a threat, violent or otherwise. I don’t think risking jail time would prove me to be anything but a fool. So let the record show that I do not intend to start any fights with you, or attack you or harm you in any way–and I mean that. You want a contest? I propose liquor by the shot. Loser picks up the tab.
No we don’t, that was my point. Let me know if you have any other problem with syntax.
Chairman, dont issue threats to people you’ve never seen. I could be some 150lbs, wet, data entry geek or a 6’2” 200lb contractor that does landscaping and builds patio’s. You just don’t know bro, but I think you can guess.
You conservatives love to pick a fight sight unseen, don’t you.
ha ha haaaa. hey, DonkeyKong, it could mean free drinks for ya! who would consider that a threat? apparently someone with low reading comprehension.
BARROOM BLITZ!!
Everybody take a deep breath… serenity now…
Okay, I’m pissed off!! Who here wants to throw down?
…
Yeah, I thought so.
(*runs away*)
Donkey kong:
We don’t know whether or not you are Emmanual Lewis or King Kong Bundy.
However, based upon your commentary, we are assured that you are an immature, naive, special ed idiot. Go back to the Kiddie Kossies and leave the serious subjects for serious people.
Now, Moi, about that drinking contest…
“Donkey kong:
We don’t know whether or not you are Emmanual Lewis or King Kong Bundy.
However, based upon your commentary, we are assured that you are an immature, naive, special ed idiot.”
BJ, what a screen name that is. BJ, if you could type that onto a formal piece of stationary, I could staple it into my resume and get a job at pajama’s media.
Those are the qualities they are looking for. Yeah that would be super buddy.
ps-You forgot to call me a big fat doo-doo head. Shame on you.
well, when poop is all you’ve been given to work with….