than most people do by, um . . . 8 am!

Hizbullah terrorists are free to roam at night without fear of being identified by the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL), according to a report by the German paper Der Spiegel.

Spanish UNIFIL official Richard Ortax admitted to the paper that no patrols are carried out at night “because of the danger involved.” UNIFIL commanders said their function is to “observe changes in the behavior of the local population.”

One junior officer told Der Spiegel he was glad that his battalion had only left its camp once. “It’s absurd,” he said. “We landed here and set up our tent city, but since then we’ve only left the camp to drive around and to make sure that we’re seen.”

The report cites a long tradition of UNIFIL inaction, which it says allowed time for a Finnish contingent to construct a giant sauna and an Indian contingent to decorate its base with traditional Indian artwork.

One Love, One Heart

Let’s get together and feel all right

Hear the children crying (One Love)

Hear the children crying (One Heart)

Sayin’ give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right

Sayin’ let’s get together and feel all right

Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love)

There is one question I’d really like to ask (One Heart)

Is there a place for the hopeless sinner

Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?

Believe me

One Love, One Heart

Let’s get together and feel all right

As it was in the beginning (One Love)

So shall it be in the end (One Heart)

Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right

One more thing

Let’s get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One Love)

So when the Man comes there will be no no doom (One Song)

Have pity on those whose chances grove thinner

There ain’t no hiding place from the Father of Creation

Sayin’ One Love, One Heart

Let’s get together and feel all right

I’m pleading to mankind (One Love)

Oh Lord (One Heart)

Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right

Let’s get together and feel all right

UNIFIL: As Peaceful As YOU Want It to Be

h/t LGF

“We prefer thinking of it as imposing a curfew on ourselves.”