That big blonde poofy wig and outrageously giant fake boobs are perfect for Halloween. I guess that skirt is so tight you enivitably end up walking just like the woman you’re parodying. I imagine, however, that you aren’t wearing an outfit like that to work, even though you’re singing about work.
Note: country singer, been around quite a while, song had a movie about it; if you haven’t heard the song you are either very young or live in a cave. Answer is ghosted below.
“9 to 5,” Dolly Parton
I heard some country music show host once say that she came out of East Tennessee and brought the mountains with her.
She used to get jokes like that from Johnny Carson all the time.
The mountains are all right, but oh what a valley in between!
They’re fake?
*sigh*
Another fantasy spoiled by the right…
I blame Bush.
Drag Queen! Drag Queen! Those are men dressed as women. In this case, a guy has got a huge obviously fake rack on.
Jeebus, how hard is this to understand? I swear some of you people drive me to drink. Okay, I would drink anyway, but still… .
As far as Dolly herself goes, we don’t know if they’re fake or not. She has never said either way.
Yeah, they just randomly change size for no reason.
False. It’s barometric pressure. What is barometric pressure? is the answer we were looking for.
From what I can search, she did. Here’s one source with the relevant quote quite a ways down the page. Search implant and you’ll get right to it. By her own statement, they were quite real up until the 80’s when she lost a lot of weight.
She’s had that rack for much longer than breast implants have been the thing to do. I used to watch her on the Porter Wagoner show before she became a pop icon. Here’s the gospel on her breasts according to Wikipedia:
It’s not like large breasts are that rare, even with a smallish waist. The rare thing is for a large breasted woman to avoid getting fat as she ages. She did, but it cost her in rackage.
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TW: Built.
Me: Ha! Like a brick shit house, eh?
I’m amazed at the boobage research that was involved with this post. Clearly we all have our priorities in line.