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The answer is 5. Ketchup. If you can do just that one thing–make Satch a man who never puts ketchup on his hotdog–you will have succeeded in life.
Staph is also great with grilled cheese sandwiches.
Unless you’re a picky hot dog purchaser, it doesn’t much matter what you put on the dog.
Stick with the Jooos and you’ll be alright, kid. And not that Mayer character, either.
Never understood the “no ketchup on a hot dog” thing, starting with that famous line from Sudden Impact. True, ketchup can’t go it alone, but it offsets the mustard nicely in my own humble opinion.
Could it possibly be (and I say this in the spirit of Halloween) the potential “bleeding member” imagery that’s conjured? Because mustard visually implies infection and “infected member” isn’t exactly something I’d want to put in my mouth either.
Huh?
Dude, I’m beggin’ ya, get the tyke some help, preferably someone with a diploma that says “Phd” somewhere.
<gack>
Uh, Dude? Maybe not. They give those things to anybody.
What you want to do is find an upper middle aged guy with a pipe, a beard and a bad haircut. Or maybe that chick from the Sopranos.
6. Mayonaise – (said to cause sudden outbreaks of mass murder and rioting)
I understand some hot dogs are actually made with Gilbert Gotfried’s dirty dress socks and a dollop of staph?
Hey, this is ‘Merica. Nuthin’ says My Country Tis of Thee like 4H, apple pie, 30/06 and Staphylococcus aureus on Hot Dogs.
GOD BLESS THE USA!
Just shiver and shit like a man!
BBH, I think #3 covers that.
Or am I thinking #4?
Six of one…
I went to school with a kid who had glasses for that.
For some reason nobody trusted him with a 30.06
Ketchup on hot dog = hate our freedoms.
Aren’t hot dogs like technically made of staph?
I recommend skipping e coli as well…
I don’t get it….what’s wrong with the dress socks? A little celery salt will get them to go down just fine.
The hot dogs I buy have Staph built right in.
Mmmmmm, them’s good eatin’.
And there goes my hot dog eating days! Damn you Goldstein! DAMN YOUUUUUU!
Always a bridesmaid….
And, thus, my abject ignorance of all things Guns has been exposed. Yes, it’s true, I am Neo without a Nine!
Weep for me…
Isn’t that the very essence of what America is? The right to put whatever you damn well please upon that obscene menu item. You might not know what goes into them, but at least you can decide what goes on ‘em. Be is mustard and ketchup, mayo and relish, chili and onions, or whatever combo floats your gustatory boat. That’s America!
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