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Under.
There are ants in all your pants.
At least we don’t have to see you without pants.
“Pants” may well be the funniest word in the English language.
– All of which should act as a constant reminder to be ever vigilant Beck…. If anyone should happen to sneak up on you and “pants” your butt, your post would be another in the series of porcelien “white on white” oils in the long standing PW series.
– Speaking of John Kerry….has anyone seen him since Imus this morning?
TW: “under97”. Yes you turing twit. Robert already uncovered that….
Is that a classified document in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Stay the fuck out of my pants.
Release the dogs of war.
So that would be thirteen octapants and three stragglers.
Don’t think I don’t see the symbolism in this piece.
Pants obviously represents the oppression of women.
Looks like you dropped your pants in that last line.
TW = tiny99, as in Is that a jellybean in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Why is everything my fault!
Sandy Berger
Sounds like my two dogs after a run.
Levi Strauss just called to say he can’t market these. Say it another 396 times and he’ll call you back.
Levi Strauss just called again. He’ll settle for 394 more times.
It certainly appears to be 107 pants. But if it turns out later that there are no pants, I will claim that you lied to me.
Pants!
Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Nothing better shows my taste
than what I wear below my waist…
Pants!
Pants!
They help me suck up my gut!
They always cover up my butt!
Pants!
Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Wear them and you’re a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly! Zip!
Pants!
Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
That’s right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day!
The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! De Gaulle! Gandhi!–Well, almost all of them.
This has been brought to you by the letters M, S, T, K, and the number 3.
What the hell….
Go for 108!
Are they short pants? Hot pants? Prestonpants?
Is it possible to wear just one pant?
– A spokesman for Mr. SpongeBob said he was in seclusion, after his massive pants attack at the hands of one right-wing nut-job blooger by the name of Beck…..
Maybe, but The Wrong Pants wouldn’t sound nearly as funny.
….In other news managers for “Freddie”, the well known lead in “the “Nightmare on Elm street” movie series, have confirmed the rumors that they are sueing Beck Industries for the use of the word “pants”, claiming i’ts a clear case of plagurisim, owing to the prior use of “heavy breathing and pants” as the signiture line from Mr. Freddies basic acts of phone horror in many of his movies. Mr. Becks lawyers are fighting back, saying this is a clear case of an attempt to stiffle freedom of pants, and stomp on Mr. Becks Constitution right to do whatever he choose’s in his pants….
….On the National political front, Senator John Kerry(D)MA., has refused to apologise for his recent remarks, in which he managed to “pants” the entire Democratic party on the eve of Congressional elections…
“There are ants in all your pants.”
And Pees.
What the hell is wrong with you numbnuts! Women wear pants. Men wear trousers. Now prepare for a 20 mile forced march with all of you chanting: “This is my rifle and this is my gun, one is for shooting and one is for fun.”
Sorry to hear your gun doesn’t shoot.
My dog pants.
tw: race13 That’s right Dr. Turing. My dog used to race.
Personally, I think panties should get equal time. After all, they have liners and pants don’t.
The answer to the question “What are 107 items that Sandy Berger uses to store classified documents?”