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if instead of a bratty KosKid orchestrating political theater in a feeble and transparent effort to undermine a Senatorial campaign, Mike Stark were an authentic Persian accent rug

Stark: “Ha!—the joke’s really on you, pals.  Because I actually enjoy being thrown on the ground and pinned under the feet of rich white men!”*

30 Replies to “if instead of a bratty KosKid orchestrating political theater in a feeble and transparent effort to undermine a Senatorial campaign, Mike Stark were an authentic Persian accent rug”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Just like Jim Webb!

    try the veal.

  2. Pablo says:

    “It’s okay, Mike. I’ve got you.”

  3. Bane says:

    I SO wish I lived in Allen’s state. I’d follow him around, just for the opportunity to kick Stark’s bitchy little ass for him. “No, George, you don’t need to thank me…”

    Stark is supposedly an ex-Marine. My ass. Probly some Colonels butt-boy.

  4. monkyboy says:

    If he were a Persian rug, they’d be the only “boots on the ground” in the great Iran standoff.

    It’s November now…did Bush get Iran to stop enriching uranium and I just missed it?

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, he did, monkyboy, by nuking all their facilities.  Where were you?

    How would you and Kofi have managed it?

  6. monkyboy says:

    Start a lucrative uranium for food program?

    If Aaron Sorkin can’t make the transition from politics to comedy, what chance do Kerry and the rest of us lefty schlubs have?

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I think Monkyboy is on to something.  The answer, clearly, is to engage the mullahs.  Like Albright did.  Just about the time they began sending terrorists into Iraq.

    If only Bush weren’t such a cowboy, the poor misunderstood Iranians would stop trying for the bomb and relax.  Hell, they’d probably turn into an Islamic version of an EU country—although instead of getting slapped with heavy fines for adding too much yeast to your artisan bread, you’d be stoned to death for having the audacity to incite a man’s uncontrollable passions.

  8. monkyboy says:

    Don’t give up hope, guys…

    There’s still six days until the election, Bush could still order that airstrike.

    Looks like the Air Force done been praktisin’ real good for it:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhzh9z

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Why don’t I bother with your links, mb?

    Because you can’t be bothered to care.  So I can’t, either.

  10. Ardsgaine says:

    It was nothing anyway. Just a bunch of nekkid women.

  11. N. O'Brain says:

    Something has been niggling at my brain today, and it finally hit me on the way home from my second job.

    John “Fuckface” Kerry sounds like:

    “Our army is composed of the scum of the earth – the mere scum of the earth.”

    -ARTHUR WELLESLEY, DUKE OF WELLINGTON

    [/back on track]

  12. monkyboy says:

    If Bush had been in charge of fighting Napoleon, we’d all be speaking French today…Mon Deu!

  13. gahrie says:

    Of course Olbermann had that pathetic little scumbag Stark on his show tonight.

  14. McGehee says:

    If Bush had been in charge of fighting Napoleon, we’d all be speaking French today

    Instead of the Arabic we’re speaking now, right?

  15. SteveG says:

    I’m pretty sure we’d beat the shit out of the french even if John Kerry was president

  16. Spiny Norman says:

    Aloha Snackbar!

  17. Dan Kauffman says:

    It’s November now…did Bush get Iran to stop enriching uranium and I just missed it?

    Posted by monkyboy | permalink

    on 11/01 at 11:26 PM

    No we left that up to mulitilateral UN/EU

    diplomatic efforts.

    See how effective that was?

  18. Dan Kauffman says:

    Looks like the Air Force done been praktisin’ real good for it:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhzh9z

    Posted by monkyboy | permalink

    on 11/01 at 11:52 PM

    Yep more than a little upchuck like you could understand.  People like you and Al-Kerry never give a rats rear how many good men die TRAINING.

    I don’t want you to go away, I want you to be MORE vocal

    I want the 25 millon Vets and their families that are in this country to get a good look at what kind of pukes might end up running this country if they don’t get out and vote./

    Keep up the good word Monkyboy(now how apt is that username?)

  19. Dan Kauffman says:

    If Bush had been in charge of fighting Napoleon, we’d all be speaking French today…Mon Deu!

    Posted by monkyboy | permalink

    on 11/02 at 12:55 AM

    If we had a President other than Bush, say one more like Chirac?

    We too might have hundreds of cars and buses being torched nightly by Muslim mobs.

    If we had an Opposition Party like the present Democrats during World War II we might be speaking German or Japanese.

    Had the Democratic Party had it’s way during the Civil War, the South would have won and there might still be chattel slavery on this continent

  20. Monkyboy, I noticed you were AWOL from the comments for my post about Bush successfully dragging the Norks back to the bargaining table. Does Bush have to accomplish the same feat with Iran before you acknowledge him as a fellow sentient being?

    Do remember: all our futures depend on success in these here present days.

  21. SmokeVanThorn says:

    If we were speaking French, monkyboy, you would be just as eloquent as you are in English – it’s “Mon Dieu,” not “Mon Deu.”

    And the French for “monkyboy” is “douche.”

  22. Bane says:

    You don’t actually fight the French. You slap them in the face with your tailored gloves, they cry, then it’s off for an aperitif.

    Note: burn the gloves, because they’re all ishy, what with the tears and boogers.

  23. Sockpuppet in training says:

    You guys know monkyboy is pulling a Greenwald, right?  Self-satisfying snark, non-sequiturs attacking “wingnuts” when confronted with his own bullshit, all presented ADHD style?  monkyboy=actus.

    Trust me.  I am about to get my G.E.D. in identity spoofing.

  24. Major John says:

    actus is more obtuse and oblique in his missing the point efforts – monky is just plain dumber.

  25. Karl says:

    monky is just plain dumber. he’s a telephone pole who will simply make crap up (e.g., the US wasn’t really ever going to invade Japan at the end of WWII) if it fits his position.  And sufiicently extreme about it that he often paints himself into a transparently ridiculous position.

    actus is more obtuse and oblique because he’s had him some learnin’ at law skrool.  Y’see, that’s where lefties learn to argue about the meaning of the word “is.” So actus is always going to try to be vague, to give himself maximum room to dissemble and claim he didn’t really write what he obviously wanted you to think he wrote (he usually fails at that, but that’s a whole ‘nother topic). 

    For that matter, actus will be vague or obtuse about the smallest nit he can pick, because it’s easier to defend than an actual position.  Plus, he is more compulsive about offering said commentary when some fellow lefty like GiGi or Jeff’s bolg-stalker has said or written something completely beyond the pale.

  26. BJTexs says:

    If he were a Persian rug, they’d be the only “boots on the ground” in the great Iran standoff.

    And so chimp-anus hijacks another thread with is off topic inaneties. When are we going to figure out that that is exactly what he wants?

    Ignore the poo slinging simian freak.

    In the meantime I think that Stark has a plan to rent himself out to Allen Campaign stops as a persian rug. How sad that it all comes down to the benjamen’s…

  27. B Moe says:

    …they’d probably turn into an Islamic version of an EU country…

    And do we really need another France?

  28. Gary says:

    What strikes me is how Stark’s violent behavior – supported, abetted, and trumpeted by the netroots—if allowed to continue will lead to expanding violence in political campaigns.

    In other words – will the netroots lead to the Brown Shirts?

    Christ’s Golden Rule and Kant’s Categorical Imperative are the bedrock of Western society.  The netroots’ activity negates these Western ethics and lead down a slippery slope.

  29. RiverCocytus says:

    Whoa, slow down guys, I think they sent Monky to the ICU after that.

    “Intensive Crapulence Unit”

    He ran out of crap, so they had to hire a few bulls to cowboy up yesterday’s dinner. I guess that’s what happens when your arguments are full of holes, and you’re full of sh*t.

    Hot air and excrement don’t mix real well..

    Just sayin’.

  30. actus says:

    Instead of the Arabic we’re speaking now, right

    If we listened to the left, there probably would be more people speaking Arabic in the service, thats for sure.

    In other words – will the netroots lead to the Brown Shirts?

    It could. If more young people get the idea to ask GOP candidates uncomfortable questions, it could lead to more GOP aides physically attacking them. And thus you have the resurgence of the Brown Shirts.

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