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Radicalized Panda Bites American Volunteer’s Thumb [Dan Collins]

Panda cub attacks American volunteer.  Chinese officials deny link to terrorism.  Opposability at issue?  Possible link to month-old human-on-panda episode.

Cuddly, or killer?

Are you sure that’s what they call it?

Seattle Unveils Slogan: ‘Metronatural’

SEATTLE – When Washington state announced its new tourism slogan last spring, Pike Place Market vendor Kenny Telesco was willing to give it a chance.

Man Accused of Having Relations With Dog

TACOMA, Wash. – A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state’s new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.

12 Replies to “Radicalized Panda Bites American Volunteer’s Thumb [Dan Collins]”

  1. al says:

    AWW, so cute but I would never trust a wild animal, no matter how tame he seems.

  2. monkyboy says:

    I’m sure the panda and the volunteer will get along eventually…that whole biting thing is in its last throes!

  3. TheGeezer says:

    Last week it was Odocoilophobia, and now you are promoting Ailuropodaphobia (although this has a rather pleasant rhythm to it) and bringing to our attention Canidophilia.

    Of course, the Canidophilia is in the context of lovely Washington State wackophilism, so I guess it’s OK.

    By the way, is panda spit more dangerous than deer spit?

  4. Patrick Chester says:

    McGehee:

    They need to bring back a few more of those in PVPOnline. wink

  5. McGehee says:

    They had one just a couple of weeks back, I believe.

  6. Big Bang hunter says:

    “By the way, is panda spit more dangerous than deer spit?”

    – Well with deer spit you have the sudden urge to dress up in a funny red suit, and sit with girls on your lap, asking them what they want…. With the Panda thing you could get a hell of a buzz depending on when they had their last meal….

  7. Robert Schwartz says:

    I can’t get Panda Cam to work.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    They’re blocking transmission, Robert, while they decide how to spin this.

  9. lunarpuff says:

    The panda was set up.

    Another smear campaign in the weeks leading up to the election. Does anyone else question the timing?

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