As there really is no etiquette concerning how much the host may drink during his own housewarming party, he is generally free to use his own best judgment—though it should be pointed out that funnels are generally frowned upon, and licking rock salt and/or granulated sugar off a female guest’s stomach, thighs, or breasts is advisable only after permission has been unequivocally secured.
Trust me on that.
From the guest or the wife?
I’d guess both—plus the guest’s husband/boyfriend/escort/parent/guardian.
Sounds like it might be a little chilly at Casa Armadillo this morning.
Did Martha Stewart turn up?
– Trick or treat – the Right way to warm up the house….
I hear a raw steak works, but that could just be an old wive’s tale.
Tequila bong! And 3 titties of salt, thankyouverymuch.
Actually, the housewarming party is today. Luckily, I managed 3 hours of sleep last night.
Putting together an entire house from scratch in just under 3 weeks ain’t easy, particularly when you’re watching a two-year-old who is learning how to explore at about the same time he’s learning how to ignore his pappy.
So yeah, it’s 10:38 and I’m drunk. What of it, bitches?
Waittaminute, if there’s “rock salt and/or granulated sugar [on the] female guest’s stomach, thighs, or breasts”, aren’t they Just Asking For It?
Or is this some new form of body art that just hasn’t arrived here in semi-rural MN yet?
I wouldn’t be the one to judge. I started out at Mass, as usual.
Please tell me that Shannon Elizabeth was there. You talk about vicarious living!!!!
Awright! Rock salt and tequila!!1!
Dammit, I always miss the good stuff.
Thanks for inviting me, Jeff. I owe you a Manhattan.
Hey now, you know what they say, “new house, new baby.”
Happened to me…four frickin times.
Finally started hooking up my own cable.
Do what you want with whomever you want, and then call “House Rules”. Seems to always work for me…..
Powdered Sugar? Is that a “Colorado Body Shot”? Or the ingredients for a “white armadillo” – powder sugar and tequila?
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