Annan: “No doubt the Jews did this to us. On purpose. You all do realize that, I hope.”**
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The egg will always accuse the juice.
Then the joooooos blew it all to shit.
Not enough information.
Who were the other eggs?
Did any of the eggs have the CBS eye on them?
Of course! After all Where’s the Bacon!
Egg Number 3: Make that steak ‘n eggs ‘n road apples. Cut the carbs.
Tasty treats.
Better than being poached…..
Cripes … I meant “Egg Number 5” … ‘cause the first four got scrambled.
Kofi’s full of it: The al-Bumen News Network reported today that the UN breakfast special includes a Hez-Bowl-o’-Oatmeal.
Kofi *has* seemed a bit eggsaperated lately…
TW: Could it be considered a violation of the Geneva Convention to subject you to such PUNishment?
The coffee’s not to be trusted either. Damned Hebe brew.
” … a glass of orange Jews.”
A swiss omelette? I would thought Kofi would prefer joining a french omelette, or even russian.
BTW…..do NOT Google “texas omelette”.
Just….don’t.
You have been warned.
Overheard at the United Nations Cafe:
“Miss, with this Kofi omelet. For the Hez-Bowl-o’-Oatmeal I want to substitute Condoleeza Rice.”
Damn, I’m slow. I just realized the perfect marketing opportunity. Since Mao, CCCP and Che shirts are all the rage, and in total responsible for over 100 million deaths in the past century… a UN t-shirt would sell like frickin’ hot cakes. Child prostitution, turning a cold shoulder to genocide, profiteering that would make Ken Lay and Enron look like hacks…. damn, they score an easy trifecta that should sell well to those that want things that make you feel good but actually screw other people up the ass. Or put them in graves.
If Kofi was egg 3 his son would be egg #4 but no one know just exactly how he got that job…
Pish, Posh, I’m sure it wasn’t nepotism…
TW, I wish that Israel would speed this up so we could go back to the important stuff, like Shannon Elizibeth.
Eggbeaters are fake but accurate.
Courage.
I KNEW there was a CBS eye in here.
Dan Rather: “Have you stopped beating your eggs?”
Interviewee:
Dan Rather: “What?”