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9 OTHER legends Code Pink leader Medea Benjamin considered scrawlng in marker on her t-shirt for when the cameras caught her disrupting Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki’s speech to a joint session of Congress today

  1. “War is bad for children and other living things.  Except neocons—who make BILLIONS off of AMERICAN HEGEMONY and who I hope DIE IN LARGE NUMBERS”
  2. “At Least My Bush Can Pronounce ‘nuclear’!”
  3. “Bedraggled Wannabe Hippies for Peace”
  4. “Daddy Never Hugged Me.  So I Shot the Wretched Patriarch in His Nutsack”
  5. “Aerosmith: ‘Back in the Saddle Tour ‘84”
  6. “‘No Muff too Tough / We Dive at Five’ – The Bearded Clam Tavern, Wicomico St., Ocean City, MD”
  7. “Cindy Sheehan’s son died in Iraq and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
  8. “Help the brown peoples with words and a lot of sanctimonious histrionics, not bombs!”
  9. “I ♥ Vagina”**

85 Replies to “9 OTHER legends Code Pink leader Medea Benjamin considered scrawlng in marker on her t-shirt for when the cameras caught her disrupting Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki’s speech to a joint session of Congress today”

  1. Diana says:

    I’ll bite …

    tw” There’s space here.

  2. Pixie Pug says:

    Cindy ate my ice cream

  3. Diana says:

    … and that’s what I get for typing in the dark.

    tw:  Big deal!

  4. “Don’t cry for me, Nasiriyya…”

  5. TODD says:

    “You going to eat that?”

  6. McGehee says:

    Y’all, I was gonna wait until Jeff finished the post.

    But, y’know, that’s just me…

  7. Jiggity says:

    We totally thought of that fasting thingy idea before that innocent dictator did!

  8. “I sent $600,000 to Fallujah and all I got was this t-shirt”

  9. Diana says:

    “Y’all, I was gonna wait until Jeff finished the post.”

    Therein lies the brilliance.  She’s got nuthin’.

  10. boohiss says:

    I think he was going to say “…caught her reading protein wisdom on her Blackberry.”

  11. Paul C14 says:

    No! Larry Flint was not the first to Go Pink!

  12. Diana says:

    “‘No Muff too Tough / We Dive at Five’ – The Bearded Clam Tavern, Wicomico St., Ocean City, MD”

    I lied.

    tw:  I tried.

  13. syn says:

    ’Pink isn’t well’ sang Floyd.

  14. boohiss says:

    Wow.  Nasty.  Divisive.  Hilarious.

  15. Kevin says:

    But don’t their Bushes just spend the day sucking on…

  16. Natalie says:

    #7 is a classic. You can take the rest of the day off.

  17. czarmangis says:

    First time here volks….

    I chose to register to PW because it is ‘close’ to being as intelligent and Little Green Footballs and Registration was open..

    Now that I am here, “Hello”, I just have to suggest that you check out Moonbat Frisch at her cesspool of a blog.

    You won’t believe your eyes….

    seriously….I think that Moonbat is going to buy a gun and hurt someone…..hopefully if and when she decides to go on a shooting spree she shoots herself first just to show how serious she is…

  18. Banky says:

    All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.

  19. starjacked says:

    Thanks Czar,

    I spent about three seconds on it and found this just below her Count Cockula poem

    I’ve been writing a popular book about decision science

    Only in Deb’s head can something be popular before anybody even reads it and, even funnier, it’s about decision science! I guess if the other two decision science people read it then, hey, it is popular.  Silly moonbat.

  20. 6Gun says:

    “Daddy Never Hugged Me.  So I Shot the Wretched Patriarch in His Nutsack”

    So many, many ways to act out…

  21. czarmangis says:

    Hey, I’m serious…

    This is <Koooo-Kooo>

    Frisch is Frisching herself…

    She has posted a photo of two young boys on her site Directly above another rehashing of one of her Count Cockula things…

    This is beyond bizarrO.

    I won’t say anything more as I understand Mr.PW is on meds and his hoodie has run amok and comitting infractions that ultimatley could be blamed upon Mr.PW himself, so I grok that he has his hands full…

    I just….WOW….its just so fuhreekin OUT THERE…

  22. Matt says:

    I don’t know, something about your use of “nutsack” is going to ensure a lovely night of sleep for me. The laughter must have released the endorphins.

  23. Matt says:

    BTW, with all of the money these nutjubs are raking in and the fact that they have media relations people, why are we still subjected to their crappy t-shirts marked up with a Sharpie?

    AT LONG LAST, MADAM, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF MERCHANDISING?!?!?

    TW = learned: I learned everything I needed to know about merchandising from Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs.

  24. wishbone says:

    Number 3 is redundant.

    And like Matt, Number 4 made me howl.

    Note to Dems:  In the caverns of his dark lair, Grand Inquisitor Rove files away the tale of a Democratic congressman handing the pass to a lunatic.  It will make a STUNNING RNC spot in the fall.

    And then you will scream about the unfairness of it all.

  25. czarmangis says:

    Ok…I’m going to jump in here…

    here is what I think her other choices were’

    1) BABEE!, I AM SOO MONEY!

    2) “If My Tits were full of explosives I would be the ‘peoples choice’ as Ms.Indonesia.

    3)”What? No Snacks in the Cheap Seats?!?!

    4) “Smell the MAgic!”

    I could get used to this cool place….

  26. czarmangis says:

    Oh crap…

    I don’t know where it comes from , but this one just now came to me…

    “Don’t Touch Me! I’m Livid!”

    eh?  well?  eh?

  27. CraigC says:

    Hey, isn’t that just down the boardwalk from the Purple Moose?

  28. lee says:

    How about:

    Lick MYrack, Not Iraq.

  29. JWebb says:

    “I ♥ Vagina”

    No kidding. What kind of man could ever have a ♥-on for Medea?

  30. Sean M. says:

    I’m with stupid ↑

  31. czarmangis says:

    “I may smell like Fish, But at least I’m not Frisch”

  32. Rob B. says:

    “Stop the war, Morans”

  33. starjacked says:

    I’m with stupid ↑

    Cuz he’s a friggin Moran!

  34. starjacked says:

    You see I combined em there..into one thing..and, well, I thought it was funnier to com-whewwww, man, I got nothin.

  35. Jeff Goldstein says:

    “Where’s the beef?”

  36. starjacked says:

    “While my kid was dying in your war!…I had to pay eight hundred bucks to put new tires on my Land Cruiser!”

    Just throwin’ it out there.

  37. Stephen_M says:

    So many, many ways to act out…

    Posted by 6Gun on 07/26 at 10:50 PM

    Alabaster-breasted Jimmah, right?

  38. Jobius says:

    I’m going to start referring to her as Media W. Benjamin, just so I can smile enigmatically when asked what the W stands for.

  39. stealin’ my joke again Goldstein!? hmmm

    this time, i like mine better.  rasberry

  40. Sean M. says:

    “Mustache Rides 25 cents”

  41. czarmangis says:

    ’I am contaminated!’

  42. Tman says:

    “Moulitsas/Sullivan ‘08”

  43. Karl says:

    “Bring our killers home!”

  44. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    “A pair of these but I still can’t get laid”

    “Sagging aspirations, no-shag expectations”

    “Our troops are best when they do bush”

  45. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    “I ♥ our troops when they’re home doing Bush”

  46. BumperStickerist says:

    NO WAR FOR OIL – NO WAR FOR OIL – NO WAR FOR OIL

    Property of Walter Reed Army Medical Center

    NO WAR FOR OIL – NO WAR FOR OIL – NO WAR FOR OIL

  47. Pablo says:

    Alabaster-breasted Jimmah, right?

    My first thought too. What in the name of all that is unholy is going on there?

  48. Serr says:

    Hey, I tried to post this one on DF’s poem thingy yesterday, but she killed it…

    “There once was an adjunct from ‘Zona

    Who spun the blog wars escalona

    But in the end ‘twas she

    Was bent over the knee

    Wound up near catona in her persona”

    I guess the image of herself over Jeff’s knee was more than she could bare…

  49. Dan Collins says:

    more than she could bare

    Hmmmm.  Let me think about that.

  50. McGehee says:

    “What’s a left-wing nutjob got to do to get attention these days?”

    Oh wait—that’s Dr. Deb’s T-shirt.

  51. alppuccino says:

    A bold move by the scupltor by just showing the tits.  It would have been so easy to capture Hill’s sexuality by including her “turkey-waddle-arms”, her emormous buns, and that steamy cottage cheese that’s gathered around her kneecaps.

    Again, what a risk to only show the boobs.

  52. alppuccino says:

    Not sure what kind of chisel you use for cellulite.  That may have been a factor.

  53. 6Gun says:

    My god, alppuccino, some some mercy man!  OH, the humanity!

    tw: Built.

  54. 6Gun says:

    Great, I’m so distraught I can’t even type:  Have some mercy, man.  Do it now.

  55. Phinn says:

    I don’t care what she writes on her shirt.  All I see is:

    “My suburban life was not a colossal waste of time.  I was at Woodstock.  I shave my beaver!  PERI-MENOPAUSAL WOMEN ARE STILL RELEVANT!!!”

  56. alppuccino says:

    …….or not.  That went poorly.

  57. McGehee says:

    Not sure what kind of chisel you use for cellulite.

    I think it would require non-Euclidian geometry.

  58. Pixie Pug says:

    How about “I’m with stupid”. It’s a classic!

    Not really.

    TW:put

    your little foot out

  59. 6Gun says:

    I think it would require non-Euclidian geometry.

    Or a small-caliber to the temple.

    BTW, thanks for the linky, al.  The retching has already diminished some.  Hil is to women what the halftrack is to Formula One.

  60. mojo says:

    “If Only These Were Brains”

    “Beaver? You mean… Vagina?”

    SB: society

    I blame

  61. N. O'Brain says:

    As to the Hillary…..thing:

    It’s a bust.

    It’s a bust.

    It’s a bust.

  62. nikkolai says:

    “By the way, which one’s Pink?”

  63. N. O'Brain says:

    “Nice beaver!”

    “Thanks, I just had it…stuffed.”

  64. Dan Collins says:

    Pixie Pug–

    Well, how about:

    I’m with stupid, 24/7

  65. Pixie Pug says:

    Hey Dan,

    Ijust started singing

    Chug-a-lug Chug-a-lug

    Makes you wanna holler

    Hi-dee-ho

    I don’t know why, but I’m concerned.

  66. david says:

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

  67. Jeff Goldstein says:

    What for, dave?  Try to see this from our perspective…

    Really. How judgemental of you!

  68. ReaganConservative says:

    “Cindy Sheehan’s son died in Iraq and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”

    Holy Crap, I just spit soda on my monitor.

  69. Dan Collins says:

    David,

    Can you be more specific?  I think that we are all covered by Patterico’s universal pre-condemnation, but if you’d like a specific condemnation and show of shame, please specify.

  70. Tongueboy says:

    “The Nuclear Freeze Gave Me Brain Freeze”

    Anybody notice how David and Actus never show up in the same thread?

  71. Tongueboy says:

    I should say ”david”

  72. alppuccino says:

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    You’re right david and thanks.  I totally ingored that this thread was a spit-balling session on Benjamin’s t-shirt:

    “Anyone know how to get El Marko out of polyester?”

  73. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    – Well drop your socks and grab your turkeys, Medea, the 12 headed snake lady, was at it again in this morning’s Bolton hearings…

    Opening bell for the next round of T-shirt’s:

    “I’ve got your Bolt on”

  74. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    “Democrats Plan for Iraq – Bolt-on Run”

  75. alppuccino says:

    “Areola buncha animals?”

  76. Pablo says:

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    I’m kinda busy, david. You’ll take care of that for me, won’t you?

  77. Only in Deb’s head can something be popular before anybody even reads it and, even funnier, it’s about decision science! I guess if the other two decision science people read it then, hey, it is popular.  Silly moonbat.

    I hate to be in the position of defending that thing, but “popular book” in this context means “written for the lay audience” not “lots of people want it.”

  78. Karl says:

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    I’m not the one going around pretending I care about the troops while my website calls them “killers.” I’m not the one parading coffins outside Walter Reed—and then trying to blame right-wingers for it.  I’m not the one disrupting a head of state’s speech by screeching that the Iraqis want us out now when every poll of Iraqis shows a majority does not want us out now.

    Nevertheless, I condemn this comparatively mild mockery of Medea.  I also condemn myself for not having condmned it sooner.  In fact, I condemn david not having condemned it sooner.  And I condemn david for having no sense of proportion or humor.  And if I’ve left anyone out, I condemn myself for doing so and hereby issue a blanket condemnation.

  79. Karl says:

    AND I condemn myself for misspelling “condemn” once in my prior post.

    I BLAME KARL ROVE!!!

  80. MarkD says:

    I blame david.

  81. McGehee says:

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    Who are you calling “you people!?”

    RACIST!!!

  82. “Hooters… Baghdad…”

  83. Rusty says:

    Starvin’ for peace

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