Were Dick Nixon still alive, would he be able to stand the irony? Or would his head simply pop like a “Camelot” champagne cork…?
(h/t Craig C)
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update: Oh my! Keith Olbermann’s going to have a lot of hate to spread around among those Dems who are wandering off the reservation… (h/t IP)
That article is just another transparent attempt of the Jewish-Neo-Conservative-Military-Industrial-Cabal to discredit Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a true American hero.
After all you can expect nothing less from someone who writes under (what must surely be a pseudonym) the name Farhad Manjoo.
Well, it’s clear that if you’re gonna steal an election, you DON’T do it by manipulating the other sides voter rolls or rigging Diebold machines.
The PROPER way to steal elections involves passing bags of unmarked bills to various Union Officials and Mafia figures that control important strongholds like Cook County & other areas where your own voter roles are stuffed with deceased voters, thereby making it much easier to fraudulently inflate one’s count.
Thanks, Joe. I hear KKKarl Rove is looking for a few good consultants in your field.
I’ll tell him to get with Madam Rue and channel you.
All sites that require registration and are restricted from Bugmenot.com should be shut down on pure principle.
Thanks for contributing, Joe. I knew that if Kennedy Jr. wanted to know about vote manipulation, he should ask his granddad first.
As Allahpundit noted, Salon should be commended for their willingness to smack down this nonsense. I can’t wait to see the letters roll in next week.
I am angry that Cook County, Illinois could be brought into the discussionhere…but no mention of Madison County, Illinois?! Hey, you Upstate snob – there is plenty of Democratic voter corruption “Downstate” too! Lousy Chicago elitists…
Robert Stack: “Farhad Manjoo,” aka “Gefilte F. Safa,” aka “The Jihad Mohel.”
(Zither music.)
When you say “downstate”…you mean like Joliet…right?
I see dead people. And they’re voting.
Some Guy –
I thought he meant Hyde Park.
But then, I’m just a transplant.
TW: else – as in from somewhere else.
Humph! I grew up in Rockford – and I was from “Downstate” (15 minutes from the Wisconsin border…).
Please, Chicagoians – share the love, share the reputation for voter fraud! There is enough in the great State of Illinois to go around.
Lassie’s and laddie’s,
This thread brings to mind one of our favorite folk songs, sung to the tune of a popular Irish jig:
“Ode to RFK Jr”
“Oh, your grandfather’s dead,
and your grandmother’s dead,
and your father is dead,
and your uncle’s is dead,
and your brother is dead ,
and your cousin is dead,
and your uncle’s a drunk
and you used to do smack”
yeah, but we wear it with such a badge of honor.
I have a friend who is looking to make a mix tape of Daley press confrences. Some of the classics will include “It’s silly. Totally Silly. Silly.”, “Bad things happen at night- I was asleep”, and “Don’t let anyone tell you you’re an immigrant, this whole country is immigrants”.
tw: south
like where the red line ends
Doesn’t the fact that Salon – SALON – is publishing a takedown of Kennedy’s article say everything that needs to be said? Given Salon’s editorial slant, I mean?
I’ll see your folk song and raise you one:
They come over here
And they take all our land
They chop off our heads
And they boil them in oil
Our children are leaving
And we have no heads
We drink and we sing
And we drink and we die
We have no heads
We have no heads
They come over here
And they chop off our legs
They cut off our hands
And put nails in our eyes
O’Grady is dead
And O’Hanrahan’s gone
We drink and we die
And continue to drink
O’Hanrahan
No O’Hanrahan
They buried O’Neil
Down in country Shillhame
The poor children crying
And fe dee din de
Hin fle di dinfle
Di din fle de din de
In hey bibble bibble
Hey bibble bibble
Hey fle bibble de
O’Hanrahan
No O’Hanrahan
We drink and we sing
And we drink and we sing
Hey!
We drink and we drive
And we puke and we drink
Hey!
We drink and we fight
And we bleed and we cry
Hey!
We puke and we smoke
And we drink and we die
Hey!
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And they’re voting twice…and three times.
Hey, vote early and vote often.
I feel sorry for Mr. Manjoo. Lord knows the hate that Kos and Huffington are going to spew towards him today…
All it does is prove Karl Rove’s super powers to control the media……….
Manjoo.
I shouldn’t be chuckling about that name since this cat’s about to experience a burst of blogospheric pressure from the port side but still…Manjoo.
Quit laughing kelly…after all Jeff is a ManJoo
Or at least as Naked Testicle Spider Man, he was anatomically correct.
When you say “downstate you mean like Joliet…right?
Nah, he means the Twin Cities – Champagne/Urbana
SB: entire
I waited an entire 20 years to use that joke.
– Actually, according to on the set grips, Jeffs balls were never really nakie in any of the scenes from either of the two movies. In the first episode “Testicles of Doom”, he quickly discovered that leaving his gonads free to flop about, tended to get them caught in his web lines, with a resultant series of unscripted grimices, and screams. They tried duct tape, but application and removal quickly took its toll, so in the second installment, “Aracknids of Divinci”, they turned to modesty panels made of flesh colored gauze. Its rumored they also had to resort to Janet Reno flash cards, to instantly suppress those embarrassing “wooden” moments when he tries to carry the heroin up the side of a building, with her derrier pressed against his spider utility belt.
Can’t somebody get RFK jr. a pilot’s license?
“Can’t somebody get RFK jr. a pilot’s license?”
or a lift ticket?
Note to Democrats: You nominated John Kerry. To be President. Of the United States. In wartime.
So the election HAD to be stolen.
Read that again.
In other words:
2 + 2 = 93749031284730912473910743(laminated in Velveeta for snacky goodness)
“[Exit poll] reliability can be questionable. One might think that there is no reason why voters in stable democracies should conceal or lie about how they have voted, especially because nobody is under any obligation to answer in an exit poll. But in practice they often do. The majority of exit polls carried out in European countries over the past years have been failures”
– It would appear that had PEW simply switched the assigned numbers between the Dems and the Reps, they would have come within 1% point of being exactly correct, which then would suggest the axiom:
“Automatic lying in response to exit poll questions is hereditary in paranoid, skittish Democratic voters.”
– A precept also supported by the European results, even more-so with a much larger percentage of Socialistic voters.
– Of course the whole thing is partisan, self-serving bullshit. The point of the entire excersize was to push the losing nimbers in the face of the viewing public, with the goal of discouraging late Republican voters. Fuckers.
“Can’t somebody get RFK jr. a pilot’s license?â€Â
– Or an invitation to go to granade launcher practice with Kerry….
If you haven’t already, you really need to see the video of Jr. on The Situation Room.
Three words: Shakes the Clown
today is the CA primary
I’ll be watching the Dem side to see who they’ll be tossing up against Arnold in Nov—both Steve Westley and Phil Angelides are typical CA dems … pretty much squarely on the left side of the center, though Westley is trying to position himself as a fiscal moderate. Angelides, on the other hand, is further to the left than Westley and has publically proclaimed that “rich” Californians are not “taxed enough” and wants SPECIAL taxes only on them.
Lets see how much influence the far left has in CA.
Is it legal to show that, even on cable?
Darleen,
actually, a better barometer of how much “juice” the libs still have here in Lotus Eater-Land is the outcome of Prop. 82.
This masterpiece of class warfare and “for-the-children” liberal “feel-goodism” was crafted by Rob “MeatHead” Reiner in an attempt to burnish his credentials for a possible future run for Governer. It would tax the top 1.7% of income earners to generate $2.4B in revenue which would be used to turn the pre-school industry in the state over to the educrats responsible for making our K-12 system the laughingstock of US public education.
Given that 2/3’s of all California 4-year-old are already in a pre-school prgram and that even the proposition supporters admit this effort would only boost that number to around 70%, this means that the incremental 4% of additional enrolee’s would cost around $104,000 apiece!
Whether Tweedle-rich or Tweedle-richer wins the Democrat primary to face off against the Governator is a distinction without a difference.
Kerry and Ohio
I think it is more likely that Bush actually won Wisconsin. For that matter, wasn’t the margin narrower in Pennsylvania?
Gesundheit. And cover your mouth when you do that.
Somebody hand that guy a Kleenex. And me a towel.
ProudVRWC
Yes, you’re correct. 82 is nothing but mindnumbingly “feel good” toxic waste from the leftard swamplands.
I was just so startled at Phil’s plainly stated “soak the rich” riff, I figured that he then become the touchstone of how the state’s Democrats will try to govern across the board.
If LandPhil wins the election, the whole damn state will be wasted away in Agelidesville.
Whether it’s Westly or Angelidies doesn’t really matter. Either one will be beholden to the Perata/Burton machine that runs the Democrat-controlled legislature and will become, if they defeat the Governator in the General Election, a rubber stamp for the radical tax-hiking, profilagte spending, gay marriage & open border
supporting gang that put our state $40B in the red under the “leadership” of Governor “Pay-to-Play” Davis.
As much as Arnold has been a disappointment on a lot of levels, he’s still a far cry better than the alternative.