…To all you moms out there! Posting will be light today, naturally.
In its place? A fancy lunch, and then maybe a few drinks.
Seems that because I take care of my son and work from home, I’m eligible for certain perks of motherhood—and without all that inconvenient monthly bleeding!
So. How you like me now, T?
Celebrate menopause … it’ll perk you up a bit.
Happy day….muther.
Did you know that “mother” is half a word?
You see this cat Jeff is a bad mother–
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Jeff!
(Then we can dig it)
Happy Male Mother’s Day, Jeff!
This state of being is something I like to call “The Sahdness.”
I’d like to think I coined the term, but I doubt it.
Please send my Happy Mother’s Day wishes to the lovely Mrs. Protein Wisdom.
Jeff, your post reminded me of some graffiti in the men’s room of the bar my college rugby team used to frequent… “never trust anything that bleeds for three days and lives”.
Not sure what that has to do with Mother’s Day, but your remarks reminded me of it nonetheless.
My favorite graffiti ever was in the men’s room of the Italian Gardens, a dive I used to frequent in College Park in the 70’s.
Someone wrote, “My mother made me a homosexual.”
Someone else wrote, “If I get her the wool, will she make me one too?”
Juliette,
Good for you to mention her … especially as the protective order says that I am not allowed to mention Mrs. Protein Wisdom.
If you really cared, you could still stick a maxi pad in your briefs a few days a month. Use scented, for that Really Fresh Feeling.