“Authentic” Black man Oliver Willis’ 9 favorite “private” nicknames for “inauthentic” Black man—Hoover Institute fellow, member of the National Association of Scholars, the national board of the American Academy for Liberal Education, the University Accreditation Association, and the national board at the Center for the New American Community at the Manhattan Institute—Dr. Shelby Steele
“Nappy Jeeves”
(tie) “Dr. House Negro” / “Professor House Negro”
“over-roasted marshmallow”
“dickhead”
“The Darkie Prince”
“LIAR LIAR LIAR”
“He’s no David Brock, you can bet your ass on that. Because David Brock? That brother is down!”
33 Replies to ““Authentic” Black man Oliver Willis’ 9 favorite “private” nicknames for “inauthentic” Black man—Hoover Institute fellow, member of the National Association of Scholars, the national board of the American Academy for Liberal Education, the University Accreditation Association, and the national board at the Center for the New American Community at the Manhattan Institute—Dr. Shelby Steele”
Why do you waste time visiting his site when you could spend those moments more productively, like reorganizing your sock drawer or searching TheHun for naked photos of Anne Garrels?
Got that? Black conservatives as a political movement would best be described as “fake†or in my mind, destructive. They do not seek to uplift their own people…
Identity politics at it’s best! I guess that means that all white politicians are “fake” and “destructive”, that is with the exception of David Duke, who, you know, is the only one out there wanting to “uplift” his own people. What a retard.
The only time I get to enjoy Protein Wisdom in relative peace and quiet is when I set my laptop on the clothes hamper in the master bathroom in front of the throne while I’m dropping a massive o-dub.
bloop
Synthetic Phalli in a time of laundry baskets says:
Hey, I’m feeling left out here. Between the earlier “Radacto Roboto” post, Hitch bitchslapping Juan Cole, and now this, how come i wasn’t informed yesterday was “Bait yer Favorite Moonbats Wednesday?!”
So tubby posits that it’s impossible to be both authentically black and authentically conservative? Seems like some damn fine reasoning to me. Ironclad.
As I have told him before, Oliver is actually bad for race relations in this country. Far from helping, he actually helps to make things worse. What a wanker.
Here’s hoping MLK jr. gets to kick the crap out of him should they meet up in the afterlife.
No – every time Jeff does a post about Goofy O, a donut goes down Ollie’s huge yap. Also every time Jeff doesn’t post about him. Also many other times a day.
People who go through life never having heard the other side of issues ranging from environmentalism to minimum wage laws are nevertheless emboldened to lash out in ignorance at anyone who disturbs their vision of the world. The self-confident moral preening of ignoramuses is perhaps an inevitable product of the promotion of “self-esteem” in our schools
It’s hard for me to fathom that Oliver Willis and Thomas Sowell are members of the same species, never mind race. Although I suppose, if forced to consider the matter, you could draw some points of comparison between the avidity with which they pursue, respectively, doughnuts and knowledge.
If you haven’t read any of Dr. Sowell’s books, please do. They will very much be worth your while. In addition to being a fine scholar and a clear thinker, he has a remarkable ability to explain complex things in a way they can be understood by those not so erudite on the subject as himself.
(using my best Moe Sizlac voice):”wait a minute, Shelby Steele is BLACK???”
Why do you waste time visiting his site when you could spend those moments more productively, like reorganizing your sock drawer or searching TheHun for naked photos of Anne Garrels?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Nos. 8 & 9 are quite funny.
Just saying.
Afro-Hitler
So, I should surmise that those niggers be bullshitting. Is that correct, Smirky?
Like Superglue to Stupid
Identity politics at it’s best! I guess that means that all white politicians are “fake” and “destructive”, that is with the exception of David Duke, who, you know, is the only one out there wanting to “uplift” his own people. What a retard.
The world would be a more sanitary place if Oliver would improve his bathroom habits.
Oliver Willis? Never heard of him.
Like kryptonite to the free exercise of thought.
Oliver Willis? Thought that he had passed on. Wasn’t he Erkle or Shaft or somebody?
11. “Doughnuts. Yep, really like doughnuts. Chocolate only, please. And Zingers. Ditto.”
TW: “heard”, as in “I heard O-Dub was a big fat fatty.”
It should be noted that kryptonite doesn’t actually do anything to stupid.
Poor bastard can’t even make a geek reference allusion without completely screwing it up.
TW: A hundred humping camels are smarter than Oliver
Fine. Like kryptonite to [insert adjective of your choice].
Whatchu talkimbout Willis?
(using my best Moe Sizlac voice):”wait a minute, Oliver Willis is BLACK???â€Â
(With apologies to Tman. The royalty check is in the mail.)
How many bags of Cheetos does it take to fill an authentic black man?
11. “Doughnuts. Yep, really like doughnuts. Chocolate only, please.
“Not <i>those<i>, you ignorant Bushbot, I want the ones with the custard!”
T/W:”building”– as in… “Nope, too easy!”
GMG-
Only three… as long as the ‘bags’ in question are the “Hefty” 30-gallon size!
The only time I get to enjoy Protein Wisdom in relative peace and quiet is when I set my laptop on the clothes hamper in the master bathroom in front of the throne while I’m dropping a massive o-dub.
bloop
Every time Jeff does an O-dub post, a kitten goes to heaven.
Hey, I’m feeling left out here. Between the earlier “Radacto Roboto” post, Hitch bitchslapping Juan Cole, and now this, how come i wasn’t informed yesterday was “Bait yer Favorite Moonbats Wednesday?!”
So tubby posits that it’s impossible to be both authentically black and authentically conservative? Seems like some damn fine reasoning to me. Ironclad.
As I have told him before, Oliver is actually bad for race relations in this country. Far from helping, he actually helps to make things worse. What a wanker.
Here’s hoping MLK jr. gets to kick the crap out of him should they meet up in the afterlife.
Whut kinda authentic bruthah be named “Oliver” anyway?…
Does Ollie still use that LOGO at the top of his blog that reads:
OLIVER WILLIS
Like Flypaper To Stupid
I always thought it was pretty apt for someone so obviously intellectually-challenged.
No – every time Jeff does a post about Goofy O, a donut goes down Ollie’s huge yap. Also every time Jeff doesn’t post about him. Also many other times a day.
Oliver Willis – Likes KrispyKreme, too, stupid.
Also, in case anyone looks at Ollie’s piece and goes to the Media Matters piece on Steele and
Thomas Sowell, here’s a link to Sowell’s response:
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=4183
I like his reference to “the crazies”.
From Sowell’s response:
Ouch. That’s gotta sting.
Ollie rolling out racial slurs? I’m shocked.
11. “Mocha Honky”
It’s hard for me to fathom that Oliver Willis and Thomas Sowell are members of the same species, never mind race. Although I suppose, if forced to consider the matter, you could draw some points of comparison between the avidity with which they pursue, respectively, doughnuts and knowledge.
If you haven’t read any of Dr. Sowell’s books, please do. They will very much be worth your while. In addition to being a fine scholar and a clear thinker, he has a remarkable ability to explain complex things in a way they can be understood by those not so erudite on the subject as himself.
TW: Please hand me that book by Thomas Sowell.
BTW, Dr. House Negro is a really good show; Hugh Laurie is Black?