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i could do without seeing Sen. Byrd’s backside, thanks.
Man should put some pants on.
For just a second, I thought I saw a baby Harp seal there.
Jeff, have you seen this idiot?
How men are like pets. Lovely.
So, if I wrote “Everything I need to know about Women I learned from the Taliban” would that be ok? Or maybe “Everything I need to know about Women I learned from my bunny rabbit” That would be cuter, but there’s still a cage involved.
I’m looking for feedback, people. we’re living in a market economy!
tw: How much should I charge?
Obviously Hamster Jane was right. Durgs ar damgaing yor bainr.
First, you got the wrong painting: THIS is “Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) drops an entire package of printer paper (as seen from the rear)… in a blizzard”
Second, it’s upside down, fer godsake….
acrylic on canvas subtitled: “She-it! Them cheap whyat sheetz jes dropped all ovah mah good whyat sheet.”
Okay, THAT was funny.
Not to be confused with “Senator Byrd gets lost in the snow”. Or “Senator Byrd gets lost in the fog”. Two classics, to be sure. The subtleties of stroke and color blending have left critics speechless for years.
TW: real. It doesn’t get any more….
This piece just screams unseemly seamlessness, proving, once and for all, that no one can lay on the smooth virtual gesso in a startling way like J.(P.W.) Goldstein.
T/W long. Sigh
Needs garlic.
Explanation for Visiting Progressives
This isn’t actually a picture of Senator Byrd. It is a comic device attempting to underline the extraordinary “whiteness” of the Senator by comparing him to a blank computer screen and to blank printer paper.
(Jeff, I hope you don’t mind my explanation. I’d hate for you to be acused of telling a lie or something)
Yeah, but he brings home the pork.
Martinsburg W. Va…
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!
Ah ask you, what is white on white no matter the happening and bounded by the edges of a conceptual frame but purity and the absence of open borders?
On a brighter note, John Raese had a very strong showing yesterday to challenge Robert KKK Byrd in the general election.
Bobby may actually have to *gulp* campaign this year.
God I hope that doesn’t mean that I share the same state as Carl.
Natesnake and Carl: Last week I said the people of WV would reelect this racist senile idiot to a 9th term in another post. He beat his opponent 20-1 in the primary. Damn I hate being right all the time.
Summersville.
I’m sure even Carl is ashamed of this moron.
About that “extraordinary ‘whiteness’ of the Senator”:
Yes, Oratory Byrd is real white, until he’s red-faced with deep blue veins popping out all over his age-spotted neck in high rhetorical rage against Republicans, “white n******s”, and unspoken others who’re gonna take down this great nation of our’n.
Maybe that’ll be Jeff’s next-in-series: red, white and blue splattered by a little brown matter from partially digested hush puppies.
Maggie, that wasn’t his backside, that was his Depend undergarment.
The man is pushing 90, after all.
Thicker, oxford cloth sheets are preferred so as to avoid unsightly panty lines.
ah, that would explain the lumpiness.
I thought Jeff’s original post couldn’t be topped… until I read this.
I’m still chuckling.
TW: It makes a weird kind of sense
I just love a painting that the blind (er…visually impaired) can appreciate. I think that maybe there is a market for “paintings for the blind”, Jeff.
I have never heard of Pepperpot soup in my life. Is it tasty? Do they still make it? I would love to try a tasty new soup.
I don’t live in Wva anymore, but here in CA, we love pork.
More roads, streets, more of plenty of US government-paid for goodies. An nobody in LA County is saying no to it.
Now, I agree it can be an addiction, but what are taxes for, anyway?
You pays your taxes and you takes your chances….
Or as Rush would say the artiste is none other than “Sheets” Byrd!
That’s why he wears the…
Oh, never mind.
TW: ground—as in, “Don’t run a good punchline into the…”