me: “You know, people are beginning to talk about us.”
Klonopin: “Uh huh. And…?
me: “—And, well, I thought it was worthy of comment, is all. Personally, I find it kinda sweet, them taking such an interest. As a general rule, these aren’t the kind of people who pay you much attention until you’ve holed yourself up in a Texas ditch, or leaked state secrets, or posed for Vanity Fair as a reward for lying like a cheap Bangkok hooker.”
Klonopin: “Feh. I couldn’t care less.”
Klonopin: “Unless they’re saying my ass looks fat.”
Klonopin:
Klonopin: “They’re not saying my ass looks fat, are they?”
Klonopin: “Because, y’know, that would just be wrong.”*
“Because you don’t meet the criteria of my value system. Bitch.”
SB: during
coitus
What dosage are you taking? I’ve taken the stuff for a while now, and, as far as I know, the stuff could be sugar pills (except my low level anxiety doesn’t creep up anymore).
Oh, but don’t tell anyone; then part of my website’s tagline will be ruined.
Could we say Klonopin got back?
SPEAKING TRUTH TO KLONOPIN!
Oh, great. The only thing worse than a conservative pretending at victimhood is a conservative pretending at victimhood with a broken caps lock.
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOTHETICAL HUMOR VALUE!
Seriously, anyone actually using someone’s psychiatric pharma regimen against them is wrong for doing so, but I just clicked on the Bayerstein link from Trevino, and there is precisely nothing to get butt-hurt about over there. (The Atrios link… I’m afraid to click, for fear it’ll eviscerate my point. Hate away at Dunc.)
My favorite one so far was teh guy that told you to accept Jesus and start acting more like a Christian, Jeff. I think you should put that in rotation with the other quotes in the top left corner.
If only you were as brave as that Kenndy guy from Rhode Island, Jeff.
Kennedy.
red pills found behind the sofa cushions: “……you never call me anymore….”
What ?? – Are you laying the groundwork for a run for Congress to represent “Little Rhody”?
HAH!
Your puny depression is as NOTHING when compared to “Little Teddy” – drug addiction AND bipolar disorder AND blackouts…
We SNEER at your “2mg. of Klonopin” – that’s what we call a “grade school dose”…
Unless you can run (and writhe and froth and drive “impaired”) with the big dogs…stay ON the porch..
What’s Ted Jr. got to do with it? Are you talking about Patrick? Ted Jr. was the one with bone cancer who had to have his leg amputated.
*Yawn* Preen, preen, preen, point at straw mean, equivocate, equivocate, equivocate.
The standard repose of children.
I think tomaig may be speaking metaphorically, as in “a smaller version of same.”
Obviously someone’s ass looks fat.
Stop making up quotes and attributing them to me, you lying lie-telling liar!!!!!!!
Jack knows that, gail. His obtuseness function just got back from a full tune-up.
Wow Jeff,
You know you have arrived when the left starts to salivate when given an opportunity, as trivial as Klonopin usage is. They must have way too much time on their hands. Besides stirring up more hate for the Rovian Neocons. I say keep talking to the meds, give them something to obsess about.
Nobody mentioned Ted Jr., Jack. I wasn’t even aware that there was a Ted Jr., and now that you mention it, he deserves just as much (and no more) sympathy for his medical situation as anybody. Which is to say, I wish him well.
Patrick however, keeps getting elected to Congress. He is a danger to others and himself, and as such he deserves all the ridicule he gets for causing his own trouble.
Do you understand the difference? Of course you do.
<crunch>
Why are there little red pills in my pie?
At least the Scientologists aren’t after you yet, Jeff.
PIE!!!
Just happy to point out imprecise language. Kisses, Kelly.
Swallow my cock, Jack Roy.
“Just happy to point out imprecise language. Kisses, Kelly. “
OK Roy…maybe you can point out where I (or anybody in this thread) used the words “Teddy jr.”
How about…your language is “imprecise” because you’re making up stuff?
Not yet. Muhwhahahahaha!
Ok, someone explain to Roy in email what was intended by “Little Teddy.” You might want to include explanations for future references to “going for a swim”, “Ted’s Late night driving school.” Because, you know, Ted Sr. didn’t actually go for a swim, nor has he (to the best of my knowledge) ever taught at a “late-night driving school.”
Hey, I know the history of Klonopin, and Klonopin never said that!
TW: “Lift,” as in “Who needs a lift from pharma when you can just put something in your shoes?”
Got a buncha new trolls here.
Hope they settle in soon.
Breakin’ in new trolls is a chore.
Anyway, I took a gander at those them thar Klonopin ads. Seems to me the colors it wore were white, Orange, and light blue.
Them ain’t exactly what we call “slimmin’ colors.”
Might wanna go get a little black number for evenins.
Take care o’ that ass problem.
Welp, gotta mosey on out now.
Yep.
Um…
Can I have some? No really, you should see the size of the plane I have to get on.
TW: Probably. I’m probably going to die.
I know a guy who says his sister’s ex-boyfriend had an old roomate who could get your lilfren some primo meth. I’ve heard that a couple of doses a day will trim that ass right up. Course then she’ll be bitchin that her eye sockets look a little loose.
– Lost – Its not the big planes that get you -Just avoid the ground unless things are standing perfectly still.
– After the latest Kennedy screw up what is the left going to do with all those “Culture of Corruption” bumper stickeds?
BBH:
Same thing.
Thanks, Natesnake!
Jeff,
It’s not nice to talk about people’s fat asses.
Your friend is just differently assed.
After the latest Kennedy screw up what is the left going to do with all those “Culture of Corruption†bumper stickeds?
The same thing they did after all the other Democrat scandals, pretend they didn’t happen and scream at the press for daring to cover them.
The left doesn’t have the slightest problem with lying, ultimately. They could care less if President Bush lied – they only say it because they think that the public will turn on him if they lie long and loud enough. So far it appears to be working.
Hey, I just heard that you got this through a doctor’s prescription. I’m very disappointed in you, Jeff.
I always thought that you were stealing the stuff.
– Well actually when his Doc demured at the last minute, he beat the prescription out of him with a chair. Does that count Jay?
Sounds like klonopin has a badunkadunk.
But…but…but I thought the reactionary left liked people who take drugs.
Except for Rush Limbaugh, of course.
Dam, now all of Jeff’s views on identity politics are moot!
BECAUSE OF THE KLONOPIN!
<blockquote>Well actually when his Doc demured at the last minute, he beat the prescription out of him with a chair. Does that count Jay?</blockquote>
Hell yes. Restores my faith in human nature.
sw: small. Was it a small chair?
Good point Kelly. I was just pointing out an instance of imprecise linguistic decoding.
Wait…
You mean you this posts are intended as a joke? You really are on Klonopin?
Dang! Next you’ll be telling me you really do use a MAC.
Just to assist if I may ; Klonopin ( Clonazepam Hydrochloride ) is safe and effective when used as directed. Care should be taken to NOT mix it with alcohol since the potentiation of the two is attained quickly and may cause serious health risks.
Sincerely
Bernard Rothman , MD
interesting opinion you wrote here, I guess you had some problems with people’s writing, huh?