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Senate minority leader Harry Reid orders a three cheese omelet and a side of toast

Reid:  “I’ll have the three cheese omelet and a side of toast, please.”

Waitress:  “Sure thing.  Anything else…?”

Reid:  “Riiiight.  Wouldn’t Dick Cheney just love to know that.  Do us both a favor, honey, and just bring me my omelet. And while you’re at it, you can knock off the ingenue act.  I’m on to you people.”*

13 Replies to “Senate minority leader Harry Reid orders a three cheese omelet and a side of toast”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Because, you see, he’s lost his fucking mind.

  2. me says:

    When the wind blows across the Nebraska prairies, does a hairy reed bend with the gusts, or just complain that it now has a cowlick?

  3. dario says:

    Postage stamps going to .39 cents? yep, Cheney.

    You know those new snack packages with zip lock tops that LOOK like they’re sealed but really aren’t then screw you over with stale snacks? Yep, Cheney.

    How is it you NEVER EVER see those A Holes that put advertisements in your garage door handle?  They know you aren’t going to get your ass out of the car to get them out before you use the garage door opener.  They know you’re not going to go out the front door to go get the damn thing off so they stay there until they biodegrade in to dust.  Who’s fault is that?  I’d say Cheney.

  4. JWebb says:

    Because, you see, he’s lost his fucking mind.

    Unhinged Dems used to be funny. Now it’s getting downright frightening.

  5. Lew Clark says:

    Is this an old post?  That level of lucidity marked Reid months ago.  He has long since lost the capacity to utter such coherent sentences.

  6. dorkafork says:

    Who holds back the electric car?  Who makes Steve Gutenberg… a star?

    It’s like a bad Halloween movie.  Look out!  Behind you!  It’s the Vice President!

  7. corvan says:

    Here’s a question.  How crazy do they have to get before the so-calloed-middle of the road-Democratic-centrists stop voting for them?

  8. corvan says:

    Called damnit called!  Oh Hell, you know what I mean.  If i were smart I would have a real life and stuff.

  9. ahem says:

    You’re right: this is old. I think we ought to start creating and spreading rumors about the Democrats. We’ve been too honest and the truth is just not interesting enough. Charges of mere insanity–or involuntary manslaughter–slide off Dean, Kennedy and Reid. Otherwise, they would have been carted off long ago.

    We have to bring out the heavy ammmo. Who’s the guy that started the rumor about Richard Gere and the gerbil? Is he for hire?

    tw: program. Get with it…

  10. mojo says:

    Well I heard that an unnamed democratic congresscritter (initals: Nancy P) was caught sucking off Fidel Castro in a downtown Santa Clara pub that shall remain nameless (hint: Prince of Wales). But don’t quote me.

    CAN YOU PROVE SHE DIDN’T?

    SB: special

    another name for retarded

  11. Sean M. says:

    From the asterisk:

    <style statements when their turn came to speak. Apparently Markos Moulitsas, founder of the left-wing dailykos website, obtained the phone number and passcode for the call and urged his supporters to call in.</blockquote>

    It’s gonna be hi-fuckin’-larious when the Secret Service stomps the living shit out of some Kossak trying to leave a flaming bag on the doorstep of the Naval Observatory.

  12. Sean M. says:

    That quote shoulda been:

    “Beyond that, the most notable aspect of the session was that it was infiltrated by several prank callers who made Howard Stern-style statements when their turn came to speak. Apparently Markos Moulitsas, founder of the left-wing dailykos website, obtained the phone number and passcode for the call and urged his supporters to call in.”

    The blockquote thingy doesn’t seem to be working.

  13. Aaron says:

    We made over 3 million WP mortar shells for WW II and used them directly on German and Japanese units.

    Google “86th mortar WP” and you will get some examples where we WPed St. Malo and WPed German tanks in the Ardennes blinding their drivers.

    The Germans called WP “whispering death.”

    We had a specific 4.2” size mortar just for this purpose.

    Might I suggest the DKos crowd find some surviving mortar squad guys, and mount a legal campaign to get them extradited to the Hague for using chemical weapons?

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