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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST continues to look into the Natalee Holloway case and to offer theories on her disappearance that could, perhaps, prove fruitful, were the Aruban government to follow-up on them—and were Greta Van Susteren to take up the mantle and really really dig

For what it’s worth, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.

18 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST continues to look into the Natalee Holloway case and to offer theories on her disappearance that could, perhaps, prove fruitful, were the Aruban government to follow-up on them—and were Greta Van Susteren to take up the mantle and really really dig”

  1. Russ says:

    Perhaps if she picked her artificially taut ass up off the cabana chair once in a while….

    No, I’m sorry, I have to go scrub my brain.  The visual I just gave myself I wouldn’t wish on my brother.

  2. Chrees says:

    She wasn’t a groupie of Spinal Tap, was she?

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    None. More black.

  4. me says:

    Mostly college kids lighting their farts!

  5. Eric J says:

    You can’t really … dust for vomit.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?

  7. JWebb says:

    Has Greta interviewed the urn on Juron’s mantle yet?

  8. ahem says:

    Okay, I realize this may sound a little extreme, a little far-fetched, a little wacko, but has anyone seriously considered the possibility of alien abduction?

    Don’t laugh. It’s been known to happen. We get quite a lot of that out here in the high desert….

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    the CITIZEN JOURNALIST has been there and done that.

    Next!

  10. me says:

    She swam to Gitmo after hearing they were serving Lyonnaise Rice and Fish Amandine?

  11. corvan says:

    Is the Bermuda triangle any where near Aruba?

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    The CITIZEN JOURNALIST is ahead of the curve there, too, corvan.

  13. mojo says:

    Sold off by the college boys to a notorious Venezuelan gang of white slavers in payment of a coke debt, later auctioned off for a couple of hundred K and now residing in the secret underground seraglio of Osama bin Laden, just outside Kabul?

    “White slavers” is actually a misnomer, btw. They don’t care what color you are. Very inclusive bunch.

  14. Alien Grey says:

    It’s the Ostriches. We were warned of the feather menace in the movie “Dude, Where’s my car ?”

  15. dr.dna says:

    She’s probably been standing right behind you the whole time. You know you never look back there.

  16. Carin says:

    So, she wasn’t at the strip joint? Did anyone ever investigate that. Because I never saw Greta out in the parking lot doing interviews.

  17. B Moe says:

    Karl Rove sent her to Brazil to get him and Cheney some kids like Roberts.

  18. CraigC says:

    She’s with Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa.

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